"So I have two friends who couldn't believe you eat your cum from me."
I looked at my wife with disbelief. What had she just said? "I'm sorry, what did you say?"
"I said, I have two friends who couldn't believe that you lick and swallow your cum from me after we make love."
I paused and looked at her. I still wasn't quite sure I had heard her correctly, but I had a sinking feeling I had. "Well, I guess that raises two questions for me. Why in the world were you having a conversation about our sex lives with anyone, and why would you specifically tell them about me swallowing my ejaculate after making love?"
"First of all, I wasn't telling them how you swallow your ejaculate after making love, I was telling them how you suck and lick your cum from my pussy after we make love. There is a difference, the way you put it is very clinical, the way I put it is very sexy and nasty. By the way, it's also very cool, so relax, it's not a bad thing. "
She continued, "And don't get all upset, I was telling them how good you look now that you have lost all that weight and gotten in shape, and I was telling them how nice your body is, especially with your shaved cock and all...."
"With my shaved cock and all? Again, I'm not following the conversation flow here, you told them I have a shaved cock?" I was even more bewildered now, but not surprised. And I also knew this conversation was designed to exploit my embarrassment and tease me as only my wife can. She really is very clever at playing dumb, but she is so far from dumb, you can't even see dumb from where she started.
"Well you do have a shaved cock! Listen, do you want to know how this conversation took place or not? It's really quite simple if you just let me finish."
"Yes, yea, I actually do want to know how the conversation took place, so please, continue." I was bewildered but curious.
"OK, so I was having lunch with two friends...."
'Which two friends, if you don't mind my asking?"
"I'll tell you that later but let me finish my story please. I was having lunch with two friends and they both commented on your weight loss and how you looked good. That is when I told them you really have buffed up and your shoulders, arms and back are nicely defined, and how flat your stomach is, and how you are naturally almost hairless and with your shaved cock, you really look good."
She paused for effect and looked at me, but I wasn't going to take the bait.
"Anyway, they were surprised that you were shaved, so I told them you have been shaved for years and that it's part of this little submissive game that we play, with me being the dominate sexual partner, and you being the submissive sexual partner."
"Oh Gosh, I can't believe you told anyone about that," I said. I'm sure I just turned a shade of red reserved for only those who are highly embarrassed.
"Honey, you need to relax, the fact that you want to be the sexually submissive partner is just fine, my controlling your orgasms and you servicing me are nothing to be ashamed of. It just shows how much you love me, and that's very nice."
"You didn't tell them that you control my orgasms, too?" This was getting worse, if possible.
"Well, I do control your orgasms, I mean, if I don't want you to cum, you don't cum, and by the way, it was your idea in the first place, remember?"