I need to be honest in relating my tale. I, Parker Santee, as this story starts was not a particularly good person. This is despite the fact that I gave significant amounts of time and money to charitable causes. The one I was most involved with is a shelter for abused women and children. I did volunteer work there at least ten hours a week, including taking kids in groups to places they could never afford to go like baseball games and gymnastic events, or places that their moms don't have the ability to take them, like the zoo or parks. The last year before the start of this tale my monetary donations were responsible for 7% of the shelter's entire budget.
The rest of this story is in the present tense.
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The reason that I'm not a good person is because I'm commitment averse and because I never turn down offered pussy, regardless of the relationship status of the offeror. I don't seek out married pussy, and that includes not flirting with married women, but if it's offered I take it. That makes me a slimy piece of shit in many people's estimation but another reason I'm not a good person is because I don't give a shit.
Because my parents are wealthy and because I also am smart and ambitious I have lots of money even though as this tale begins I was only 28 years old. I'm not bragging, but only stating what other people tell me, in saying that I'm tall, good-looking, fit, have a larger than average cock length and circumference, and have stamina.
Shortly after my 28th birthday I moved onto Chardonnay Court, an upscale but not ostentatious cul-de-sac in a close-in suburb of a big American city. I did not come upon this location by accident. I carefully reviewed all of the property records on the block, and did background checks on all of the families. I didn't do anything illegal in doing this -- it was all publicly available information. What it revealed, however, was that of the ten houses on the cul-de-sac six were populated by families where the father worked and the mother stayed home to raise between two and four kids, and all of the parents were between 30 and 38 years old. Two houses were populated by married couples with no children at home where both spouses worked and the females were 36 and 42 years old. One cul-de-sac house was owned by a well-known rich guy in the community and was inhabited by his college age daughter and two of her female friends. Using only publicly available information I was able to see photographs of nine of the women on the block.
I'm a friendly guy and when I moved into the neighborhood I invited all of my neighbors to a cookout in my extensive back yard, which has a combination basketball/tennis/pickleball court, and a salt water Infinity pool. Also I rented a Bounce-House for the younger kids. All neighbors except one of the college age girls attended. Since I had everything catered I had the time to talk to everyone who attended including talking to each of the adult females one-on-one for at least five minutes, or in groups for at least fifteen minutes. It was a great event that lasted for more than four hours, and completely wiped out the kids under the age of eight.
I'm good at reading people. From my interactions at the party I was quite certain that two of the mothers -- June and Teresa -- both about thirty three years old, were likely promiscuous. I felt sorry for their husbands who seemed to be good guys, but not sorry enough to turn June and Teresa down if they offered in the future -- which I believed that they would. Also, Shelia, one of the college girls, was clearly randy and got so drunk that I had to carry her home after everyone had left except for Zoe, the daughter of the rich guy who owned the house. Zoe accompanied me back to her house and told me which bed to plop Shelia on and thanked me with a hug.
One advantage that I had that put me in a position to be offered pussy is that I work from home about twenty hours of a typical workweek for me of 50 hours, not counting my at least 10 hours of volunteer work at the shelter.
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Now after telling you that I don't refuse pussy I'm going to blow my credibility by telling you how I did refuse pussy.
Two days after the party a contrite Shelia knocked on my door about 10:00 p. m. "Hi Mr. Santee; can I come in?" she asked.
"Not unless you call me Parker instead of this Mr. Santee shit," I laughed.
"OK, Parker," she smiled. "Can I come in."
"Sure," I replied waving my hand encouraging entrance.
I asked her if she wanted something to drink; she declined. Rather than engage in any small talk she got right to the point. "I came to apologize for my behavior at your party a couple of days ago," she said. When she spread her legs it was clear that she had no panties under her short skirt and I wondered if an apology was all that she was willing to give. "Zoe told me how badly I acted and that you had to carry me home. In addition to apologizing I want to thank you for getting me home safely."
"Apology accepted, and I would be a jerk if I didn't get you home safely," I replied.
Shelia talked about a few other matters, including how much fun the party was until she zoned out, and then it was obvious that she was searching to move things forward. She turned a little red but then continued. "Do I need to do something else for you to thank you for helping me? I know that I'm not that hot but I am vigorous."
"That was pretty blatant," I laughed to myself. "How old are you Shelia?" I asked.
"Nineteen," she replied.
"Then I guess that you shouldn't have been drinking at my party; I assumed that everyone would follow the law," I smiled.
"I guess, that's something else I should apologize to you for," she said as she stood up and walked over to me.
I stood up; I'm a foot taller than she is. "Shelia, I'm giving you some unsolicited advice. Do NOT use sex to apologize to or thank someone."
She started blubbering "I'm not...I didn't mean...but..."
I cut her off. "You are hot, Shelia, and almost any hetero guy your age would love to fuck you. I'm too old for you. I'm 38," I lied but few teenagers know the difference in looks between someone 28 and 38. "I'm happy to be your friend, but I'm not going to fuck you regardless of how tempting that is." After I said that I lifted her off the ground so that her face was even with mine and planted a sexually charged kiss on her lips, then set her back down.
Her eyes were as big as baseballs as she stared up at me. "See you around and please come to my next party," I said as I escorted her out my front door.
As she walked down my front steps she turned, looked like a deer in the headlights, got a half-smile on her face, and then continued walking away.
Why did I turn down offered pussy? Because there is no way that she would keep it confidential which would screw up the possibility of other offered pussy on the block, and because regardless of what I or she said she would have expectations afterward.
So sue me -- I don't ALWAYS accept offered pussy.
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I found out after only six weeks of living on the cul-de-sac that I was right about Teresa. She is a slut. As I was walking my very likeable and popular dog Rusty on a Tuesday about 11 a. m. I saw Teresa giving a kiss to a guy who was definitely not her husband in her garage just before he got into his car, which was in her garage, and pulled out. After the kiss Teresa looked up and saw me looking at them. Although I was too far away to be sure I think that she blushed and immediately went back inside.
Tuesday afternoon I had just worked out in my home gym and was sweaty and only had a pair of exercise shorts and a sleeveless T-shirt on when there was a knock at my door. I opened it to see a contrite Teresa there. "Uh...hi Parker; may I come in?"
"Sure," I smiled. As she sat down in my living room I offered her a drink.
"You don't need to go to any trouble for me," she replied.
"I'm getting myself a smoothie; why not have some," I smiled.
I got her to accompany me into the kitchen, pick out what ingredients she wanted in the smoothie, and after I poured two glasses we went back into the living room. I put a towel down on a chair facing her so as not to sweat it up. I sat with my legs apart so that if she was interested she could look at my crotch and catch glances of my half-hard dick and lime-sized testicles.
She first started talking about general things, occasionally quickly looking at my crotch and then away. Finally after a deep sigh she got to the point of her visit. "Parker, I know that you saw me give someone other than John," John being her husband, "a kiss this morning and I just wanted to explain that it's not what it looks like."
"What does it look like Teresa?" I asked, sipping my smoothie. That question took her back.
After a long pause she said "It might look to someone like I was having an affair -- which I'm not."
"Why did you have just a bathrobe on, then, nothing underneath; that would cause a rational person to think that it did look like an affair," I responded. Of course I couldn't see from where I was walking Rusty whether or not there was anything under her bathrobe -- which I could see -- but she didn't know that. "Also the vanity plate on the car that left your driveway -- I believe that it started with a 'P' and ended with an 'N' would make someone suspicious too," I smiled. My intent was to make her ill at ease and it apparently worked.
Teresa blushed and stuttered something inane that I didn't really catch. Then she said "Please don't tell John; it would really make my situation difficult if you did."
"Why do you think that I'd tell him?" I asked, taking another sip of my smoothie.
"Well would you?" she inquired.
"You answer my question first," I chuckled. My chuckle was designed to make her even more uneasy.
She gulped her smoothie and finally replied "I don't really know why you would or wouldn't tell him...but..."
She left the "but" hanging in the air.