How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother

By Buster2U

WARNING // CUCK SHIT // WARNING // CUCK SHIT // WARNING

WARNING // WARNING // WARNING // WARNING // WARNING

CUCK SHIT // WARNING // CUCK SHIT // WARNING // CUCK SHIT

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This is an original story by Buster2U for publication on The Literotica Website only.

Anyone engaging in sex in this story is at least 18 years old. And in my Typical Fashion, my story, most certainly, will be OTT. I hope you enjoy this story enough to forget your life's troubles for a few minutes, which is pretty much my only goal here.

Tender Flowers should leave now if you might get upset reading: about wife sharing, poor punctuation, death, words or phrases repeated to emphasize their importance, poor grammar, poor spelling, cussing, smoking, fucking, Purrs or Coos overly used to indicate the female who is talking, smoking dope, gang bangs, cheating sluts, black breeding, drinking or a beautiful low mileage fertile white wife being impregnated and pounded into the mattress by one or more virile black men.

Please Enjoy if you can!

Buster2U

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How I Met Your Mother

By Buster2U

2024

"John, I swear that I love you. I love you so much that I will even fuck other men for you, to turn you on. I don't care who they are, or what they look like. If you want me to get naked and let them put their bare cock deep inside me until they cum, I will do it, just to show you how much I really really love you." Jeanette purrs so lovingly.

"Do you promise, on our love, Honey?" I asked.

"I promise John, with all my heart. I will fuck anyone, anytime, anywhere, you want. I don't care how embarrassing it is, I will do it for you because I love you with all my heart, body, and soul. You are my loving Husband, and all that I want to do is please you in EVERY way and any that you want." Jeanette coos.

"That sounds pretty sincere Sweetheart. Would you like to get some tattoos tonight to show the world what a slut you will always be for me? Would you like to get some erotic piercings tonight, to help show off your hot body tonight? Anything to celebrate our 10th anniversary tonight?" I asked my wife, Jeanette.

"YES! That sounds so hot! I would really like to get my nipples pierced for you John, then we could have gold rings put in them. That way when we go to a bar or nightclub I could wear a crop top and a gold chain that hangs down from my nipple rings below the bottom of the crop top." Jeanette purrs, then continues...

"That way nobody can actually see my breasts to complain, but all the horny single men can see the gold chain hanging down, obviously between my breasts, and know that my breasts are bare and right there!" Jeanette coos with a naughty smile.

"Yes that does sound very sexy! Then all the Horny single men will want to see and slide their hand up under your crop top so badly. Maybe ask you to dance and you could really tease them, maybe by rubbing your pussy on their bulge while dancing or take them to the men's room to fuck." I whispered.

"That is why I love you so much Honey, because you don't mind if I fuck other men, and as you know, I love and need to fuck a lot of men! But I promise to always, always, ALWAYS, will come back to you. With all my love and my 'sloppy seconds' filled pussy. Just for you, with all my love." Jeanette whispered so lovingly.

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That was then, on our 10th anniversary, so long ago now. But please, Kids, let me explain how we got here and 'How I Met Your Mother'...

Back when I was in high school in a little town about an hour south of San Jose, I was a very shy nerd. I never dated in high school as I had no money, no job or a car.

So all I did was study and was doing college level Calculus as a freshman in high school. I already learned high school Algebra 1 & 2, and Geometry, in 7th & 8th grade.

Trig and calculus, just seemed all so easy for me. But I loved math, and got perfect grades in all the math classes. So my student councilor advised me that I should tutor and help others in these subjects.

So all 4 years of High School, my only real social life was tutoring other students. I didn't make much money doing that, but it was fun and I got to know several other students, some of the female kind. That wasn't much social interaction with a female, but it sure was a lot more than I would have had otherwise!

My folks helped prepare me for community college by giving me Mom's old station wagon. Dad could then buy Mom something new and snazzy. Now, I could get to the community college in the next town over. I figured I could also date now as well! But then, I racked my brain trying to figure who I could call for a date.

I had met Jeanette when I tutored her math classes, she seemed very nice so I thought I'd try asking her to be my first ever date. She always seemed very sweet to me so I thought I would try her first. When I called, she suggested we go out to Bolado Park. A small country picnic park, with a swimming pool, and snack bar.

I tried not to be nervous on my 'first ever date'. I tried just to focus on our previous interactions of her just being a friend and that there was nothing sexual or special about this date. I figured we just go to Bolado Park, drink a soda and chat like we would when I helped her with her math. No big deal! So No reason to be nervous!

So I picked her up about 7pm, we were just dressed casual, like at school. We drove out 8 miles to Bolado park, and parked in the big parking lot that was mostly empty. We walked hand in hand into the snack bar and swimming pool observation area which is very much like a boardwalk with various games and other things.

I got us a couple fountain drinks and we just sat and visited while we laughed and giggled at all the antics the kids were pulling in the lighted swimming pool. The Life Guard giving them stern looks that the kids ignored, sometimes blowing a whistle.

Time just seemed to fly by while we were sitting together talking and I was so relaxed and happy. I was hoping she liked me, maybe enough for another date. We were away from our folks, chatting and more relaxed than at school or at home under the watchful eyes of her folks.

We talked about all kinds of things, and Jeanette explained she really wanted to be a nurse. I thought that was a great idea. I explained that I would probably go into computer programing, but I knew I had a lot to learn yet. I guess all depended on getting into the community college in Gilroy and what they had to offer.

I noticed what we called 'wet backs', which are the Mexican farm workers, that just come up from Mexico, to work the farms in our agricultural community each summer. I didn't think any of them were legal, but most folks didn't worry as we needed them and they always went back to Mexico after the harvest was over.

As far as I knew, they were 'OK' folks, since they just keep to themselves, and work hard. I guess about 30 men were here tonight trying to get some fresh air, relax, and maybe socialize a little. I didn't see any Mexican women that they were probably hoping to meet.

I have been on several farms and seen their poor living conditions. Usually just a small shack with a concrete floor, no furniture, a square opening for windows and a hole in the ground for toilets. Many just sleep in the orchards making themselves a sleeping pallet out of empty wooden fruit crates. Outside the breeze helps keep you more comfortable in the summer heat.

"John, I have to go to the bathroom. Do you know where it is?" Jeanette asked me.

"Sure, there is one down at the far end of the boardwalk down there, (pointing) and

the bigger ones are thru that door into the auditorium to the right. they are much nicer usually, cleaner and closer. Almost everyone uses those." I said, then noticed the clock over the auditorium door said 9pm.

"Okay, I will be right back." Jeanette said with a warm smile.

"I will wait right here for you, Jeanette." I said nicely.

Twenty minutes later, Jeanette still hadn't returned. What is up with that? I hope she didn't 'ditch' me! I was starting to feel kind of disappointed and a little pissed off.

So, I had to figure out what is the happening...So the first thing I did was go down to the women's restroom. No one was around, so I knocked on the door, opened it and hollered into the women's restroom...

"Jeanette! Are you in there? Anybody in the women's bath room?" I hollered, but there was no answer at all. So walked on inside and all three stalls were completely empty. No one was in there. So where did she go? Looks like she ditched me! I was pissed.

The lights were on in the empty auditorium where folks would dance or have county fair exhibits. There was no one in the whole room, which was bigger than inside our high school gym. Where could she be. I didn't think that she had an old boyfriend that could have spirited her away while she was going to the bathroom.

I better look around outside since it is dark now. She is still my responsibility to bring her home safe and sound tonight. By golly, I am going to find her to find out what is going on! I thought to myself, with my strongest determination.

I retrace our path out to my car, now I am closer to the area for the rodeo arena so I looked around the stands. It didn't really take long to make sure that the entire area was empty. There were a few couples wandering around and holding hands. But I could tell from 100 yards away that she wasn't Jeanette in her pretty yellow sundress.

The Mystery grows more intense. There parking lot is not full, maybe only 20 or 30 cars, typical for our Friday night hotspot in this small farming community, I would expect. This is always where most all the action is. I have searched everywhere pretty quickly as there isn't much to this park.

Trying to think of what I may have missed, I remember there are some picnic tables behind the pool, opposite the parking lot, that I have not checked yet. I take the path around, and when I get to the back it is equally deserted.

If it wasn't for the occasional small park street lights and mostly full moon I couldn't begin to see where I was going. I look at my watch and realize that it is almost 11pm. I've been searching for almost 2 hours! I hope she is alright and that I find her soon.

Then I notice a couple of the Mexican farm workers, carrying a bottle of what looks like booze and crossing the deserted highway to the much larger, more seldom used, and more remote picnic area across the road. I decide since I haven't checked over there yet, maybe I will just follow them for a ways to see what I find.

It was hard to see very far in the mostly pitch dark under all the trees. But I tried to stay safely about 50 yards behind them to slowly follow them, where ever they were going. I tried to match their speed so I wouldn't stumble upon them suddenly in the dark. I didn't want any trouble unnecessarily.

Several minutes later, I slowly began to see some light and figures way up ahead. It looked like a small crowd standing around in a circle. Then I realize that there was one of the small park street lights nearby, so I was able to see the two men that I had been following, join the crowd that was watching something.

They seemed to open their bottle and take a few drinks then pass it on. I walked slower, and as quietly as I could, as I approached the crowd of at least 30 farm workers all standing in a big circle, several people deep. They all were watching something going on in the middle of the circle, but I had to get closer to see what it was.

The smell of tequila and pot was strong. Everyone was mostly serious and quiet, as they passed the joints and bottles of tequila around focusing on something in the middle of their circle. I got closer to the ring of men and got a clue what was going on when I heard moaning and bodies slapping. Hmmm this might be interesting!

I got to edge of the crowd and the joint was passed to me and I took it, and had my first toke of grass, and coughed. I quickly passed it on to the next man, just in time to take a bottle of tequila, which I quickly just passed on to the next man again.

"I'm coming! I am coming! Don't stop!" some woman screamed, sounding a lot like Jeanette, my date for tonight. I couldn't see her clearly, because there were so many men just standing around in this circle. So I tried to work my way around the circle slowly to get a better view.

Eventually, there was a break in the two or three layers of men, and I realized that it was a naked Jeanette with 5 naked men doing different sexual things to her all at the same time plus several more jerking off over her. My cock quickly started to grow so hard! I watched Jeanette trying to please so many men, all at once.

Jeanette was laying on her back with a cock in her mouth, and one up in her ass from the man she was laying on. She had a cock in each hand, and another man between her legs licking her pussy. Then he rose up dropped his pants and fucked her pussy a couple strokes and quickly added his cum to her messy pussy.

I realized that she was covered in cum, not just around her pussy, but all over her entire body as well.. One of the men she was jacking quickly got to her pussy and started fucking her himself. Another man from the crowd quickly dropped his pants and put her free hand on his cock for her to continue to jack him.

Suddenly I realize that she looked like she was a beautiful queen of sex, as more and more men all fucked her pussy, her ass or her mouth. Over and over, more and more men from the crowd joined in with the small orgy of one woman and 30 men. They continued to fuck and cum over and over in her and on her.

I eventually found a way farther into the inner most circle of men waiting to fuck my date tonight. I watched closely and saw brown cocks going into her pussy and ass over and over again. 5 inch cocks, 6 inch cocks, 7, 8 and 9 inch cocks, all of them penetrated her sweet, messy pussy or ass, she seemed to love them all, climaxing over and over again so beautifully.

I must have seen her receive 100 loads since I got here. Who knows how many before? All I know is that the more men fucked her the more attracted to her I became. I was falling in love with the sexiest woman that I have ever seen in my life. A woman so sexy that she would do a real gang bang, sober!

I had been watching for about an hour, when I noticed the male participants seem to dwindle. Then their leader, walked into the middle of the crowd and asked everyone if they had had their fill of the whore tonight. They seemed to agree that they were all done fucking the white americana 'puta' whore tonight.

Then the leader unzipped and began to piss on Jeanette just laying there naked on that old dirty blanket, the rest all quickly followed and came up and pissed on her at the same time, and then disappeared back into the night, quietly.

Jeanette, perked up then and began to rub her pussy, faster and faster as more and more of the men pissed on her and walked away. Jeanette, seemed to climax over and over again as the urine kept washing her face, her breasts, her pussy, her legs. From head to toe, Jeanette was completely covered in cum, then washed with piss.

Jeanette, obviously came very powerfully from being pissed on and then was left all alone as just a disgusting mess, that she had become. It seems that all her clothes had completely disappeared. But she kept rubbing her pussy until she couldn't cum anymore.

Exhausted and satisfied, Jeanette just laid there in the dark, on this warm July night. I was so enamored with this disgusting, debased, and disgraced young woman I realized that I had felt sorry for her, then aroused by her, then completely in love with her. This woman is the one woman for me!

I was the only man left standing in the dark, I looked at this beautiful young woman that had debased and disgraced her self in the most disgusting way and felt so much love for her. I was so very glad that I found her. Now, maybe, I can help her and take care of her forever. So, I slowly approach my future wife...

"Jeanette, Sweetheart, are you 'OK' Honey? I was worried about you, and I looked for you every where. Are you 'OK' now, Honey?" I asked as softly as I could.

"John? What are you doing here!? How did you find me?" Jeanette looked up in a panic and whispered to me.

"Sweetheart, I got worried about you. You came here with me, and I am the one that is going to bring you home safe and sound. You are so pretty and so sexy. Please be my girl forever, please?" I whispered as I took off my long sleeve shirt and put it over her shoulders, holding her beautiful naked body protectively and lovingly.

"John, how could you stand to be near me I am covered in cum and piss? Are you accepting me, as the low life slut and complete whore that I am?" Jeanette purrs.

"YES, i accept who you are and what you did. I thought it was the most sexy thing that I have ever seen in my life. If you will accept me, as your man, the only man that you love. I will accept your need to fuck other men and have gang bangs occasionally. If you can love me, I will love you forever, no matter how many other men you fuck." I said.

"Oh, John, You surprised me again! I NEVER thought that I would ever find a man that could accept me and love me for the whore and slut that I truly am." Jeanette coos (Jeanette starts to cry in happiness)

"John, I was the biggest slut in our high school. I fucked everyone, didn't you know that? I fucked the football teams, the basketball teams, the wrestling teams, and even all their coaches. I never thought that I would ever find someone to care about me. I guess, I should have started with you, the only one I didn't fuck, my tutor" Jeanette laughs.

"Wow! I didn't know. But now that I do, and that makes me love you all the more!" I said.

"John, I love to fuck, I fuck everybody that I can and I never EVER thought I would find someone to really love me and accept me for the real me. I love you John, and I will be yours forever. Take off your clothes and fuck me right here, right now, if you want to. If you can stand the stench of all this cum and all this piss that is all over me." Jeanette whispers.

I was already naked by the time she said that, and I laid down next to her on the smelly and slightly wet blanket she was sitting on, and took her in my arms and we made sweet love. I learned how to French kiss as she took my cherry. I kissed her sweet lips, her pretty neck, her beautiful breasts, her flat belly, and even tongued her sloppy pussy when she pushed my head down.

"Oh, Jeanette, I don't care how many other men that you fuck, I will love you forever, with all my heart. I will make love with only you, forever. You are all that I will EVER want and need the rest of my life. I will love you forever with all my heart. I love you, and I promise to always be completely faithful to you forever." I whispered.

"John, I will be only yours for the rest of my life. I will love you, take care of you, and be with you forever. I may fuck other men, but I promise with all my heart and soul, that I will always come back home to you as soon as I can, afterward, probably with my pussy full of other men's cum. But I will always bring you all my love and my sloppy seconds afterward." Jeanette purrs.

"Oh, I love you, I'm cummmmmminnnnnnggg!" I exploded inside Jeanette, the most powerful orgasm that I've ever had. This was the first time, that I have been inside a woman when I had sex. Usually I am just by myself. This was the very most amazing experience of my life, and I loved having sex with Jeanette more than anything.