Please read my biography first of all. (RR97)
Please excuse my Bad English, Grammar, Punctuation, and Sentence Construction. So please read on.
How I Met Mary Pt.01
By Loony123tunes
Well, let's start with some background information about myself first. My name is Andrew Whitworth. When I was at medical school my nickname was Randy Andy. I chased all the nurses and went out clubbing for one-night stands.
My father told me to sow my wild oats and look for the ideal girl I wanted to marry. Whilst at medical school. I did just that. And my second passion after girls was the great outdoors.
I loved the great outdoors so when not chasing girls I went for walks in the country to get some fresh air.
It was a Saturday morning; I was up early as usual. Made my unhealthy breakfast. Then I packed my rucksack. You know the usual things. Money and credit cards. Food, a flask of tea, water, some fruit, sweets, waterproofs, dry clothes just in case. Maps and compass so I didn't get lost. Got dressed in my walking gear except for my walking shoes and socks. They went in the boot of the car.
At last ready to go, the last thing to do was to fill up with petrol. Out of my flat and into my car, what a great weekend it was going to be just a steady roam around the county side. I stopped at the petrol station and filled up. Back into the car. Which way this time? South for a change and find somewhere new to walk after about one hundred miles.
Foot down what a lovely morning it was, and the miles just ticked by. About eight I pulled up and called in a café a quick cup of tea and a trip to the loo. Then I asked the café owner where there any nice long country walks were around here. I was told about five miles to the east with a parking area. It has rolling hills, great views of lakes and nice forests. But beware of horse riders when you are off the beaten track. And you may hear the sound of the hunting horn from time to time.
With the information under my belt down the road to the parking area. On went my walking socks and shoes. Coat and hat on, Rucksack on my back picked up my walking stick, locked the car and headed off into the sunshine. I was going to walk for about four hours then I rested and ate my lunch.
After a mile or so the scenery was fantastic. Mile after mile it is just getting better. I heard the hunting horn sound in the distance. Lunchtime was here. The sun was beating down. It was nice and hot. I picked up a strong piece of a broken tree branch and stuck it in the fence. Off came my rucksack then my coat and hung it up on the broken tree branch with my hat. Then I sat down under the shade of the big old oak tree.
Out came my sandwiches cheese and ham with a pickle sauce. Then I poured out a cup of tea from my flask. I ate half my sandwiches and pulled out my apple. I finished my cup of tea and I will have a rest for a bit. So, I laid back under the shade of the big old oak tree.
A horse came over the fence and the rider fell off. I quickly went to the aid of the rider. It was a woman.
"Lay down I am a doctor. I am going to check you out," I said to the woman.
Off came her hard hat and checked her head. Down to her neck, I looked at her face it was a picture. I checked out her arms and told her I had to take off her riding coat and blouse. I checked out her sides, and my hands moved across her tits. What a pair they are.
She let out a moan.
We may have a problem there, I told her. Down her sides and checked out both her legs. From the ankle up.
