I overheard this story from a straight friend. He swears it's true. I haven't met his now-wife, Jane, but when I do. I'll ask her about it. This story has some guy-on-guy contact, but it's not gay. There is cum, and some of it gets inside a pussy.
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You know the way college guys brag? I was at a party with my girlfriend, and we stumbled into a conversation about how far we could shoot? At first, I didn't realize what they were even talking about, and Jane elbowed me. We'd been having safe sex together and monogamously for a while, so I didn't need to jerk off all that often and reliably wore a condom when with Jane.
Jane and I were juniors, and not total geeks. We knew how to have a good time but were very responsible. As Jane I got closer, she asked if I knew anything about 'women's 'cycles.' I took a family life class in high school, so yeah I knew the basics. She asked if I'd ever lived with a girl before and told her I hadn't. She told me her cycle was erratic so unprotected sex was a no go. And some weeks would be safer than others. I gladly respected that and told her I was going to be respectful of her boundaries and times. So that was how we'd been since moving in together a few months ago.
Anyway, this guy Mike was familiar to me from some prerequisite classes. At the party, he cleared his throat and proudly said his load shot six feet. We didn't believe that for a second. He asked me if I could shoot farther, and the big-talking man in me said I didn't know how far I shot, because I had a beautiful girlfriend to take care of that for me. Jane blushed and Mike winked at her.
Later that night, after the party, Mike's brag did prompt some sexy pillow talk. Jane asked if I thought I could shoot that far, and I honestly couldn't say. So, she wriggled down and gave me a great blowjob. She pulled off as I started feeling my balls tighten and aimed my cock towards me. I did shoot an impressive load, and most of it landed on my neck and chin. She was impressed but asked if I thought Mike was telling the truth. I shrugged and slipped into a sleepy post-cum sleep. As I dozed off, Jane was saying how much fun she was having with me and wondering if we were maybe too safe sometimes.