This is a 2008 story that has been reedited.
There is no sex in this story; sorry.
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"The hot tub: definitely, the hot tub. I'll call you before I get there. Bye."
The kids had just left for school, and I just picked up the tail end of a private conversation my wife was having. She was standing in the kitchen, with her back turned to me. I was downstairs a little earlier than normal, because of an early morning meeting. I watched as her fingers danced over the cell phone keypad, erasing all calls. She set the phone on the counter and called up to me, not knowing I was already downstairs.
"If you are about ready honey, I'll start your eggs."
She turned as I ducked into the kitchen, with an innocent look on my face. "Sorry dear, but I have an early meeting. I'll grab something later this morning."
Sarah and I had been married for almost twenty years. We had two sons, Josh and Terry, who were both in high school. I keep myself in pretty good shape by jogging three times a week and entering a few five and ten K races throughout the year. Sarah didn't like running, but spend several days each week at the gym. We were both in good shape for our ages. You could never tell Sarah had two children.
"Well, I am glad I didn't start them before asking. Have a good day darling."
Rather than get in the car, I waiting in the garage for a few minutes. Sarah was a creature of habit. Every day, after she cleared off the breakfast table, she took a morning shower. Since the master bedroom was over the garage, I could hear the shower when she turned it on. In less than five minutes, I was back in the empty kitchen, with her cell phone in my hand. She always deleted incoming and outgoing calls, as soon as they happened. I am not sure why. I didn't hope to find anything that way, but I did want to look at her phone number list. There were only eight numbers preloaded in her phone: the home phone, my cell, both of the boys, both of her sisters, her mom, and her nail salon. Why did my wife have her nail salon on speed dial? I wrote down the number and entered my cell number in its place.