They had been friends all through college. Frank and Billie had shared a dorm room for all four years. Billie sometimes got annoyed with Frank because he was kind of a braggart and full of himself, but still he was kind of fun to be around. If there was one thing that annoyed Billie more than anything else was Frank always bragging about the girls he had laid. Billie thought he was just making up most of it because he knew Billie had a hard time getting a first date and seldom a second date.
After college Frank joined the army and Billie became a systems analyst for HI-TECH Computers. Now, five years later Frank was out of the army after serving the last 3 years in Afghanistan, and Billie now a manager at HI-TECH had married a beautiful blond named Kathy three years ago. She was the high lite of his life and he was soo in love with her. He was still not sure why she agreed to marry him but he was so glad she did. Frank had phoned him to say he was now out of the army and wanted to come visit his old buddy for a few days as he was passing through on his way to Arizona. Billie was glad to see his old buddy again, even if he had been kind of a jerk at times in college.
When he arrived and Billie introduced him to his wife, Frank ignored him and gave his wife a hug. "Billie told me he had a beautiful wife but I thought he was lying. You're even more beautiful than he told me and sexy too." She blushed but both guys could see she was pleased. "How did a dork like Billie ever get a hot sexy fox like you to marry him?"
Kathy giggling said, "It must have been a weak moment."
"It feels soo good to hold a beautiful blond in my arms after having nothing but Afghan whores."
"Would you mind stop hugging my wife, at least long enough to shake my hand. After all, I'm the one that invited you."
Kathy said, "We have prepared the guest bedroom across from us for you. Come, bring your bags and I'll help you get settled in. Billie, can you prepare a few snacks and put them on the patio table and get me a glass of white wine and I'm sure you guys both want beer." Billie got the snacks and drinks and waited for them. It was taking Kathy a long time to get him settled and he was about to go in and investigate when they showed up. Kathy said, "This is my favorite spot in the summer. When Billie is at work I often lay out here wearing just my bikini bottom to get an all over tan."
"Oh I wish I could see that. I would kiss and suck everything I could."
"Stop saying that you pervert," Kathy said giving him a playful poke. "So how come a handsome guy like you never got married?"
"I was engaged to be married once but a couple months before I was to get married I found out she was cheating on me."
"What a bitch, how could she do that to a great guy like you?" What a crock. Billie knew him up to the time he joined the army and he had never been engaged, but he could see she believed the lying bastard. "Don't think all women are like that, most women would be thrilled to be your wife."
Billie wanted to put an end to this mutual admiration so he asked Frank about his stay in Afghanistan. That turned out to be a mistake because it gave Frank an excuse to show off in front of his wife. "It was grim. You never knew if this would be the day a Taliban sniper got you but you still had to go out on patrol to try and protect the innocent people."
"Oh Frank, you're so brave," Kathy gushed.
"I really envied people like Billie who did not have to worry about being killed or injured, who had a wife who would hold and kiss him and make him feel good."
"I would've done that for you if I'd known you."
"And have sex with me?"
"Now you're being a naughty boy," she said with a grin.
She was fawning all over this guy and Billie thought it was time to change the conversation again but she did it for him. "So tell me, what was Billie like in college?"
"He was smart but a big sissy nerd. I could get him to do a lot of my school work by threatening to beat him up if he didn't do what I wanted. One time I had a big date and a report had to be handed in the following morning. I told him to do it for me and when he protested that it would take most of his evening, I pushed him on the floor and threatened to hit him. He said please don't hit him and he would do it for me. I stayed out most of the night screwing this new chick I just met while he stayed home and did my work."
"So did you ever hit him?"
"No, he begged me so well that I never did."
"I would love to have seen that. So what was his girlfriends like in college?"
'He didn't have any. I felt kind of sorry for him so once when I was going to dump this girl anyway I told her to have sex with Billie as a favor to me. Apparently he was so nervous he couldn't get a hard on. She was so annoyed with him she made him suck her pussy. She said he was very good at sucking pussy."
"Billie so that's why you're so good at that because I like the way you do it too. Did you ever suck pussy Frank?"
"I don't suck pussy; I leave that for pussy boys like Billie, but I like having my cock sucked."
"You are soo bad."