"Your decision Miss Michelle. Do you want me to show you around or not?"
"I don't suppose it would hurt and it would keep dad happy. How do you want to handle it?"
"Just tell me what your schedule is and what your interests are. In general just let me know what you want to know."
"For starters a good parts place. My water pump went out. I've got the old one off and I need a replacement for it."
"There are two places within ten minutes of here. A NAPA and an Auto Zone. You could give them a call in the morning and see which one has what you need in stock."
"None open this time of night?"
"Nope. Both close at seven."
"Tomorrow is Saturday. Do you have to work?"
"Sometimes I do end up having to work weekends, but I'm free this weekend."
"Can you start showing me around tomorrow?"
"I can."
"We can start by going to whichever place has the parts I need."
The parts places opened at eight so I told Michelle that I would pick her up at nine. By then she should know who had what she needed. I made my goodbyes to Hank and Ronnie and headed for my apartment.
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I picked Michelle (call me Mickey) up at nine and she was dressed the same as she had been the previous evening although it was a different sweatshirt and different baggy pants. I took her to NAPA to get her parts and then I offered to take her to breakfast and she accepted. Over breakfast she asked:
"Tell me the real reason you are doing this."
"There are actually two reasons, but both of them are basically the same. My boss asked me for a favor and I agreed to do it to stay on the good side of him. Stay in his good graces. The second reason is that if your father has his way he is going to bring you into the business when you graduate. Somewhere down the line I expect that you will end up being my boss so I would also like to be on the good side of you."
"So it is a career move on your part."
"Does that make me all bad?"
"It is something that I can understand, but my coming to work at dad's company is not a given. It is a possibility, but by no means a sure thing."
"Why wouldn't you?"
"I may feel the need to prove myself and I'm not sure that I could do that working for my father. I believe he would tend to give me things without my having earned them and I would be looked at as getting favorable, but unearned treatment."
"You know that's bullcrap. What's the difference between you coming to work and being seen as getting preferential treatment or something happening to your dad and you having to come in and take over? You are an only child so you will inherit."
"Not necessarily. Ronnie could get the nod."
"I can't see that happening. I've been there three years and I've never seen her in the place. You would be better off already working there so you would be familiar with things."
"We don't need to talk about it now. I've still got two years of school to get through."
When I took her home she asked me if I needed to leave right away and I said that I didn't.
"I could use an extra pair of hands for a couple of minutes if you don't mind."
I followed her into the garage where instead of a car I found a Silverado long bed with a camper shell on the back. Next to it was a large Snap On tool box and I do mean large. A bottom, a center section and a top box and I know Snap On isn't cheap.
"I didn't know that your dad was a mechanic."
"These are my tools bubba ad even though I know it is rolling around in your head I don't want to hear it."
"Hear what?"
"But you're a girl."
"Well you do have to admit that you have a pretty impressive set of tools. I know mechanics that have worked at it for years and who don't have a set up that good."
"My stepdad was a Snap On distributor. The bottom box was a birthday present and I got almost everything else at cost."
"But why?"
"I always wanted to be a mechanic."
"So why a business major at a four year school when you could have taken diesel mechanics or some other type of mechanical training at a community college?"
"Because even though I always wanted to be one once I started working as one I found that it didn't agree with me. I didn't like what oil and grease did to my skin and I hate broken nails. I'll do my own work, but that's all. What I need for you to do is hand me the tools as I need them. As short as I am I have to stand on this milk crate to work and things will go quicker if I don't have to keep getting down and then back up."
I did what she asked and watched as she installed the water pump and all the hoses. As she threaded the fan clutch onto the shaft and tightened it using an adjustable wrench and a three pound maul I said:
"Maybe I should rethink becoming your dad's son in law. As much as I've paid for maintenance on my cars it would be nice to have a wife who could do it for me and save me all that money."
"You wouldn't like the trade off."
"Why not? What would it be?"
"You would have to do the laundry, the ironing, wash the dishes, mop the floors and do the windows because I would be out in the garage."
"I could probably do most of it, but I'm not sure that you would want me doing the ironing. Last time I ironed anything I burned a hole in my favorite shirt."
I watched as she installed the fan shroud and finished up. She closed the hood and said:
"Now that I've got that out of the way what are we going to do for the rest of the day?"
"How about I show you around the town and point out some of the places you will need to know about as a student at State?"
"Works for me. Let me wash my hands and we can go."
I showed her around the town and then drove over to the campus and parked. We got out of the car and took a walking tour and I pointed out the administration building and the buildings that she would have classes in as a business major."
"Where are the buildings where the engineering classes are held?"
"Why would you want to know that?"
"Because when I go to work for my dad it will help me to know a bit about drafting, hydraulics and electrical systems."
"I thought you said that you weren't going to go to work at your father's company."
"I said that I wanted to prove myself before going to work there, but I know that realistically I'll probably end up working there. The pressure from dad to get me there will be intense, but I want some experience behind me when I finally do give in."
It was close to five when she said, "You bought me breakfast so how about I buy you dinner?"
I had nothing better to do so I said okay. She asked me if there were any good barbecue places around so I took her to The Old West Barbecue on Wolfenbarger Road. Over ribs she asked me why I was so down on women so I told her about Ann, Becky and Fiona.
And then of course I had to ask her why she didn't trust the male of the species. Her experiences mirrored mine to a degree. She had a steady boyfriend and found out he was seeing another girl on the days she couldn't go out with him. He was followed by a guy who cheated on her with her ex best friend. He was followed by a guy who she really cared for right up until she found out that he was only dating her to win a bet. It was common knowledge among the guys she had dated that she was a virgin and intended to stay one until she married and some of his buddies told him that he was wasting his time if all he wanted to do was bed her. He bet them a hundred dollars he would bed her by spring break.
"Once I found that out I enticed him into my bedroom, let him get undressed and then I laughed at him and told him that I would never let a penis that small touch my body. The best part was that I had hidden a video camera in the room and I made sure that all of his friends got a copy of it."
"Ouch!"
"He deserved it."
"I'm sure he did. Remind me to stay on your good side."
"I don't have any worries there. You pretty much have to stay on my good side. You expect me to be your boss some day right?"
She had me on that one.
"So what are we going to do tomorrow? What else is there that I have to see?"
"I don't know. Maybe places where kids your age hang out."
"I am not a kid bubba and I don't usually hang out with people my age. Most of them are too immature for me. Where do you hang out?"
"I don't."
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I bowl in a men's house league on Mondays and Thursdays. I stop for drinks and to shoot pool with some guys from work on Wednesdays and the rest of my time I'm usually in my easy chair with a good book."
Or spending time with Shirley, but I didn't tell her that.
"That's not much of a life."
"It suits me.'
"You don't even occasionally date?"
"Nope. I've already told you I'm pretty much soured on the opposite sex."