This is a little side story to Julia and Alan set of tales, they are involved but it's not about them. This takes place some five or six months after the end of Reflections.
Although I've not read a story like this, I'm sure it's out there somewhere. Again, nothing new here for LIt in LW. It's only a story. It's not real life, it's fiction like Mission Impossible.
I write for my pleasure, and hopefully others enjoy my efforts
The Hen night.
I dropped Julia off at the rugby club on Friday night for a hen party. She looked very smart; she's wearing a nice pair of trousers and a blouse. I think she chose that outfit because she knows I still have nagging trust issues in the back of my head. I do trust her after everything that's happened but there is that teeny, teeny weeny, little bit of doubt. Which she tried to assuage. She tells me she doesn't expect that she'll be late, and if I was busy either Anne or Jane's husband could give her a lift home. I told her that's fine, if any of them are coming home early and she wants to, she can get a lift with them. I'm trying to show a bit of trust, which I actually do feel. But I let her know that I would prefer to pick her up. I'd done some work in the rugby club a couple of weeks ago, I wanted to have a chat with Jeff who was running the club to make sure everything was running okay.
Anne from the office, her niece Kelsey was marrying her long term boyfriend, Graham, they had been living together for the last six months or so. He was one of the young chaps that worked on the factory floor at Barstow's Engineering. He was a nice lad, worked hard, quite intelligent, the sort of chap we should hang onto. I was planning to try and get him on the service team, he was a good machine operator and seemed to understand what the machines were trying to achieve. He and Kelsey will be getting married next Saturday. Graham was having his stag night in the rugby club tomorrow night. I was invited along with most of the factory, even Philip Barstow, the Boss's son.
I got the phone call at about 9:30, a bit earlier than I expected. Julia asked if I could take Anne and Jane home because they weren't keen to stay either, things were getting a bit out of hand with the younger crowd. I got there quite quickly and went inside to collect them.
When I got there Jeff told me they were in the backroom, the big room in a part of the club which they rented out for weddings, funerals and anything else that needed a big room with a bar. It was known as the Function room for some reason. The hen night had booked the Function room and it all seemed to be going well. I asked him about the job I'd done for him and how it was, he said it appeared to work. But he hadn't checked anything apart from the odd glance, because he had no reason to. It was then that the girls came out of the Function room Julia walked up to me and gave me a kiss. Anne and Jane smiled and thanked me for giving them a lift home.
"What's going on in there?" I asked.
"Lots of drinking and stuff, they've got some strippers in, not my sort of thing." said Anne.
Jane added. "Nothing's happened yet, but I don't think some of the things they're joking about would pass the husband or boyfriend test."
I was going to have a beer and another chat with Jeff about the work, but the girls seem pretty keen to go home.
As we were leaving, Adam's girlfriend, Dawn ran after us and asked if she could get a lift to her place. She looked a little flushed, and she was very quiet sitting in the back of the car.
Saturday night was the men's turn in the Function room. It was all quite civilised actually, just men drinking beer talking shit and playing snooker. Graham's future father-in-law, Kelsey's brother Harry and most of the men from the factory were there including my team John, Adam, and Chris, who recently left my team and into the salesman's slot after the previous occupant left in a hurry. It was nice to have a get together in a social atmosphere. It got a bit strange when Adam came and found me, he told me that he had found a pair of lady's underwear tucked down one of the backs of the seats. I just wondered what he was doing checking down the back of the seats. Never mind, several pints of Greene King IPA had passed my lips. But I managed to store the information away. And lose another pound to Chris on snooker.
Early in the evening I tried to have a chat with Jeff about the work I'd done for him., I could see he was busy, but he seemed to be avoiding me. Never mind, I'll catch up with him later.
Then around midnight, everything seemed to change. Most of us were fully in our cups by then, but suddenly Graham stormed out. We just assumed he drank too much, so his future father-in-law took him home. We finished around one o'clock. Jeff was still avoiding me.
Kelsey had wanted a wedding breakfast rehearsal like she had seen on the television. Nobody was really interested, especially Graham, and Kelsey's Dad was a little bit bothered about the expense. But he said for his Princess if she wanted one, she could have one. Graham didn't. And that was that.
But then all of a sudden on the Monday following the stag do Graham changed his mind, saying it might be a good idea to have a practice as a lot of people weren't used to standing up and speaking. And we went along with it, we couldn't do the whole thing so just the main players, you know parents of the wedding couple, bridesmaids and there was quite a few of those and the best man, John, whose wife, Lisa, was the chief bridesmaid, the vicar and the ushers. That was where Adam and I came in and all with their partners.
Kelsey's Dad booked the rugby club for 5:00 o'clock on Friday evening. At least it would save Julia cooking, plus I could have a few beers and we could chat about stuff without the overarching wedding hampering us. The wedding reception was due to be held in the Rugby club Function Room. So, it wasn't difficult to arrange for the Friday evening and for most of us to turn up. It will be a little
bit of a
rush for the club, but they were used to it.
Graham seemed a little quiet throughout the week, pre-wedding nerves I suppose.
I tried to find Jeff again on Friday, but he wasn't around. It was his day off before the big day tomorrow.
After the meal Graham stood up and said his little bit about what they expected to happen the following day, he said he would just like the practice of standing up in front of people. The best man, John, stood up and muttered a few words, saying he'd save his speech for tomorrow. He didn't want to give anything away, and he hadn't got that many jokes that he could waste today. Graham's father-in-law stood up welcoming him to the family, he laughed, "Tomorrow."
Graham then asked if Kelsey would like to say a word or two, she declined. That's when it started. "Well, I have a few words," said Graham. "I've been very busy wondering what to say in this practice, I want to save my real speech for tomorrow. So, I thought I'd ask a few questions."
He sounded very confident, like he'd been rehearsing, he didn't need the practice.
"What would my darling future wife say if I'd had a good time with a stripper on my stag night?" There was a general hullabaloo around the room; Graham held his hands up. And he smiled, "don't worry I didn't. My future father-in-law can attest to that, because he took £5 off me playing snooker and I intend to win that back in the near future." That raised a laugh, and you could see some people visibly relax.
Graham carried on. "Marriages. Looking around here I can see marriages are built on love, trust, understanding and communication, and I can see lots of it around this table. I'm glad you're all here."
"I would like to ask all those men who think they are married to or with a gorgeous, lovely woman who they want to be all their lives to stand up." All the men stood up as you would expect. But I wondered where this was going. Julia looked up at me and smiled, but it didn't reach her eyes.
"Gentlemen, please sit down." The men sat down. "Ladies, stand up if you're married to, or with the man you love and want to spend the rest of your days with him." All the married women stood up, but there were some nervous looks amongst them. A lot of the women with partners stood up too, there was a strange undertone going around the place. I felt some shit and fan interface was about to happen.
Looking at Lisa, who was standing up next to her husband John, the best man, Graham said. "If you love your husband, why did you do this to him.?" The large flat screen TV at the end of the room came to life, there was a picture of Lisa on her hands and knees with a man entering her rear, we can't see the man. The picture had been cropped, but is obviously Lisa having sex. There was an uproar. Graham raised his voice above the hullabaloo. "And I can't see a condom being used, so I hope you've not had sex this last week. You never know what you might catch."