He never knew. But she sure did!
If you have not read the previous tale, He never knew. And neither did she....?, then I suggest you do to get the back story for this one.
Like I said in the previous story, this happened a few years back and is one of the most memorable times of my life. It involved my neighbor Jim and his bitchy wife Miranda.
After the weekend and the memories of what had happened with Miranda I was looking forward to another relaxing day off on Monday. I had not seen Jim or Miranda since the night they had a fight because Jim had to go into work for an emergency and leave Miranda drunk and pissed at home. I knew I shouldn't have done what I did but in hind site I have to say, HELL YEAH, it was totally worth the risk.
I was sitting on my back patio drinking a cup of coffee and reading the paper when I heard them leave for work. As I set on my patio reading I had finished my coffee and got up to go get another one and clean up my breakfast dishes. It was about 8:30 in the morning, sunny but not hot, just comfortable. I was relaxed back in my chair with some light workout pants on. As I lowered my paper to turn the page I almost jumped out of my skin because there stood Miranda on my back patio. Apparently she had come around the side of the house by the garage so I never heard her walk up. She was a vision, even this early, standing there in a yellow fitted Tee, a pair of kaki short shorts, flip-flop sandals and apparently no bra since I could just see a hint of her nipples trying to rise to the occasion. I felt my cock start to respond almost immediately.
As my gaze made its way back up to her face, which was framed by her raven hair falling in loose curls down to just past her collar bones, I said "Holy crap Miranda you could give a guy a heart attack sneaking up on him like that!" Her expression never changed as she silently stood there not saying a word. Her stare and silence made my rapidly hardening dick reverse direction and start to deflate. I tried to get some response again when I said "You're kind of under dressed to be over here at my place while Jim is at work aren't you? And by the way why are you not at work today?"
I glanced back down at her chest, I just couldn't help myself she has really nice tits, and noticed her nips seemed to be a little harder as she said "I didn't go to work because I thought we should talk and I don't recall my being under dressed bothering you the other night, did it Race?"
My dick shrunk a little further. Then it dawned on me if she really thought it was me the other night then why had I not gotten a visit from the police or at the very least, a really pissed off Jim. The little man in the back of my mind was whispering "She didn't tell anyone about it shithead. Play dumb and deny everything!"
"I didn't think you were under dressed when you went to dinner. Or are you referring to when you came out after getting home early to rip Jim a new one before he had to go into work?"
"I was referring to later than that even when you paid a visit to my bedroom."
Her nipples were defiantly harder at this point and I started to relax to the point my cock started to grow down my pant leg again. As I moved the paper to lay it aside and respond to her I noticed her eyes dart down to my crotch for an instant but I didn't let her know I saw this and thank God I had the presence of mind to lay the paper by my cell phone and nonchalantly press the record video button. You might be looking at the sky but it would record voice just fine too. Let the games begin!
"You want to run that by me again darlin'?"
"Oh get off it Race, I know it was you so don't be a prick. Jim was at work and the panties that were on the bed were not the ones I wore to bed. Did you keep the others as a souvenir?"
So if she didn't call the police or tell Jim why was she here? "Why don't you come have a seat and lay it all out for me from the beginning?"
She hesitated for a second before approaching the opposite side of the table to sit down. She looked at me and said in her most cocky attitude "So do I start from when I figured out it wasn't Jim that fucked me the other night or from when I first woke up as you started eating my pussy right after my first orgasm?"
OK, there was some leverage to work with. "First off didn't Jim come home the other night and secondly you were pretty drunk to boot so I don't know if I would count on what you remember. Why don't you start from where ever you want to? I wouldn't mind hearing of your sexual exploits, in fact I would love to hear you tell me about you, how did you put it, getting fucked? But you start from where you want." I saw her shift in her seat a little bit and now there was a sign of not just hard nipples but some rising areola under that shirt too.
"Well to put it plain and simple Race, Jim and the panties aside, I have plenty of reasons to think it was you who screwed me first the other night before Jim got home and found me naked and passed out with my dildo and a sloppy wet pussy and decided to help himself which is why I woke up the second time that night begging to be fucked."
"To start with it had to be someone that was built like Jim because right at first I wasn't sure. Next the house wasn't broken into that I could find so someone had a key and I'm not stupid I know Jim gave you a key when we went on that long vacation. Also in 12 years of marriage Jim has never, and I mean NEVER, made me orgasm 3 times let alone pass out from it. And finally Jim does not under any circumstance eat pussy. He thinks that is beyond gross. The cologne was a nice touch though, it almost convinced me."
I think my cock got harder just hearing her say that.
And did I just hear those phrases right? Screwed her first? Before Jim got home? Woke up the second time that night begging to be fucked? She just gave me information to go along with the fact she obviously never told anyone that she was fucked by a stranger, in her house, in her marriage bed, while her husband was at work and she knew it wasn't him. What is it the kid gamers are saying nowadays? Oh yeah, pwnage!
I will admit she had her reasoning down pat but I was going to try one more time to throw her off and put in doubts.
"OK let's address those reasons Miranda."
"1. Built like Jim, that would be what, an adult male of average height and weight, not overly muscular but not skinny with a slightly larger than average dick?"
"2. He had a key, did you ever think maybe after you came out and yelled at Jim before he left you didn't get the door locked but you didn't find it like that in the morning because Jim came home through the front door and locked up before coming to bed?" At this point I saw her look down and start to get a thoughtful look on her face and her nipples had softened quite a lot.
"3. You had multiple orgasms and best sex ever, three words: drunk; horny; anniversary."
"4. Jim does not eat pussy, again three words: anniversary; wife; spice." "Do you suppose any of those are possibilities for explanations?"
"You know Miranda it is pretty ballsy for you to come over and accuse me of something like this with our history." "Everyone knows you don't like me and never have, but to accuse me of raping you, well that seems harsh considering I have been nothing but nice to you and your family." Now she looked worried.