My wife Julie has this group of girlfriends. Most of them go way back, and have been friends since high school. One of the women has been my wife's best friend since the first grade. This group of women have stayed together through thick and thin. It seems like they text each other constantly, and then meet in person seemingly to yap about everything they said in their texts while they were apart.
Like a lot of women, my wife and her friends just love to talk, and when they all get together it can get pretty noisy. I have no idea how they can have so much to talk about when they've been texting each other all day, but when they really get going it sounds like a coop full of hens happily clucking and cackling away... all with their volume knobs cranked way past 10.
Noisy or not, the girls really seem to enjoy themselves when they get together for one of their hen clucks... and when wine is involved, they get even louder. The wine also tends to induce subjects into their conversations that seem to be designed to drive their husbands away. I mean how many times do they have to tell each other all the vivid details of their periods, pregnancies, and yeast infections anyway?
Without a doubt, there's no place for a guy like me when one of the wives' get-togethers turns girly, and I'm not the only one that feels this way. We all talked it over, well the husbands did anyway, and we decided everyone would be happier if our better halves just went somewhere and had their noisy little hen clucks without us.
From the moment we told our wives we didn't want to be part of their clucks anymore the girls were all for it. To them, that gave them license to completely take over one of our houses once a week. Whenever they gathered at my house I would go over to one of the other guy's places and we would watch a game or something.
After a fair bit of complaining by a couple of the husbands, the girls decided to give us all a break now and then, and take their party out to a bar, which usually meant Applebee's. Yeah, they would actually go to Applebee's... they sure must have loved their hen clucks.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not complaining here. I don't mind that Julie goes out once in a while. Being married doesn't make her some sort of prisoner, and it's not like she's out getting into trouble. Besides, I trust my wife with the same level of trust she has always given me. Most people think this is just a saying, but the trust between us is truly the foundation of our relationship.
In fact, Julie's trust in me is so strong that when the last of our little band of friends finally got married, it was Julie that stepped in and practically ordered the guys go to a strip club as part of the bachelor party festivities. Then she turned around and convinced the girls that all of their men were every bit as trust worthy as I am, and that none of us could possible get into any real trouble at strip club.
Of course that was only half of the story. I suspected that the girls had secretly planned to have male strippers at their bachelorette party. I asked Julie about it when got home later that night, and she didn't even try to deny it. I would have known if she tried to hide it anyway. Julie is horrible at keeping secrets, and the best part is she has no idea why.
You see, Julie has this calm ease about her whenever she talks, unless of course she is hiding something. Whenever Julie is saying something that is even the slightest bit deceitful, even if it is a harmless tiny little white lie, she fidgets and just can't stop touching her ears. In fact, it was her nervous ear touching while she was telling the guys to go to a strip club that originally tipped me off to the girl's plans.
We both laughed out loud about the strippers once it was out on the table. She thought it was hilarious that the guys actually had to be pushed into going out to look at naked women, and I thought it was so typical that the girls didn't volunteer their plans while Julie was talking the guys into going to a strip club. Of course both of us could easily laugh at something like this. With a trust like ours we knew that having strippers around this group would be much more embarrassing than erotic.
So the bachelor party came around and the groom-to-be got thoroughly humiliated by a couple of strippers up on stage. We tried to get photos but the strip club staff took our phones away. I did tell my wife all about what the strippers did, and how they made the poor bachelor wear lipstick half the night.
It seems that the strippers at the bachelorette party were a big hit with the girls as well. After that night my wife and her friends couldn't stop talking about how much fun it was... And it wasn't long after that bachelorette party that the girls started doing what they called a Cirque Risqué adventure on their hen cluck night.
They planned one of these Cirque Risqué nights every six months or so. This was usually something like dressing up to go to a dance club, or on occasion reliving part of the bachelorette party and going to see a male review. Again, they were always on the up and up about what they were doing, and trust was never an issue.
Most guys would have a fit if their wives went out like this, but I didn't mind one bit. Even with a name like Cirque Risqué, deep down I knew that Julie would never do anything that would hurt me. The worst thing Julie might do is get a little touchy stuffing a couple of dollars into some dancer's G-String.
Yeah, Julie at a strip show. That had to be a sight. I could easily imagine Julie suggestively stuffing a couple of dollars into a stripper's shorts, then turning to all of her friends grinning from ear to ear about how daring she was being, all the while shooing the dancer on to the next patron.
In the long run, I actually more than just tolerate my wife's little adventures. I especially like it when the girls go out on one of their so called Cirque Risqué outings. Whenever my wife comes home from one of these nights she is always all worked up, extra wet, and really horny. The effect of her evening out is even better if she comes home a little bit tipsy.
Julie doesn't drink often, but when she does, her drink of choice is sweet white wine. It doesn't take more than a glass or two for her guard to come down a little. I regularly set aside evenings with wine and cheese in hopes we will have some wild uninhibited sex. Getting some drinks in her doesn't always amp up our sex, but on the nights it doesn't, the conversations we have are interestingly sensual to say the least.
You can probably imagine I don't care for it much when the girls go out and my wife is assigned to be the designated driver. Without that little bit of wine in her she doesn't seem to come home nearly as horny. On these nights having sex with Julie is pretty much the same as always.