When Bill got home he was surprised to see the front door open a crack. He thought he had fixed the latch to keep the door shut tightly. He saw the water delivery guy had brought about 6 bottles and he carried them in from the front porch.
He had a glass of water in the kitchen and wondered where his wife was. It was about 11:00 am, and he often stopped home for a snack, or to check the mail in between client meetings.
He went upstairs and saw his wife asleep in the bed. She never went back to bed after getting the kids off to school. He quietly kicked off his shoes and pulled off his khakis and slid onto bed next to her. She was wearing only her black thong, and he rubbed her hip gently and kissed the back of her neck. She snuggled back.
Karen was sleeping when she felt the familiar touch of her husband, snuggling in bed next to her. "Her husband!" she sat up with a start- "You scared me," she said.
"What? Were you expecting someone else?" Bill asked as he pulled her towards him.
"No, I was just asleep that's all," Karen said.
He kissed her and she looked back at him funny. "Are you OK?" he asked.
"Yes, but I have something to tell you- promised me you won't be mad."
"Ok, I won't be mad, I have a hard time getting angry with you when you are nearly naked," Bill said.
"I just did something that I shouldn't have," Karen said.
"What? I am sure it couldn't be that bad." Bill reassured her.
"I just had sex with someone," she said.
"You what!" Bill shouted.
"Don't be angry please, I don't know how it happened." Karen cried.
"You better tell me everything," Bill said, sitting up in bed.
So she did, she told him about how she got caught by the water delivery guy getting dressed and how he had come in. She skipped the part about squatting on the 5 gallon water jug, and when she got to the part where she was blowing the water delivery guy Bill lost it.
"You never give me head anymore-how could you? What came over you?" He yelled.
"Quiet Bill, the neighbors will hear you," Karen said.