I'm a woman. NO, I don't ask you to judge me. Just read, enjoy, and realise that in my stories I leave out the boring details like putting on condoms, washing up, etc, etc. If you like the story, please leave a comment. If you don't, that's ok too. However..................
Please, if you don't like sex to be fun, dirty, or hopefully both - then DON'T READ IT!
Please note: Steve wrote this next story and we shared the fun of the adventure together........
As you know, things are going well with the real estate business. The kids are old enough to leave at home alone now, and our life is good. I'm one of the lucky guys I guess. My wife is not only still damn sexy, but loves to fuck. We married young, but to this day she still craves it two or three times a week. I certainly don't complain, and I feel really proud when my mates are complaining about getting sex only a few times a year.
Dee and I have explored many sexual adventures, and we delight in turning each other on, keeping the 'spark' in our twenty year marriage by creating sexy scenarios which we both enjoy.
As we lay in bed a few months ago, I was reading a training manual for work. Dee was obviously restless. She hates me reading in bed, and often takes it as a personal challenge to try to turn me on so I will put down my book or stop what I am doing. Half the times she doesn't want to fuck. She just loves knowing that she has the power to turn me on and make me stop what I'm doing by giving me a hard on. I guess it's the thrill that turns her on, knowing that, at 42, she can still fill my old fella with blood in a few short seconds.
As I was reading about the new workplace regulations, I felt a warmth on my cock. I stopped momentarily, then decided I would turn the tables and ignore her for once. I read on. The warmth intensified, and I realised she was breathing heavily just above the head of my now erect dick. I wanted her to suck me bad, but I resisted the temptation to grab her by the hair and force myself into her cocksucking throat the way she loves it. You see, my Dee is a kingsize pricktease, and she loves being 'forced' when we fuck. Something in her mind loves the thought of being taken against her will, and hey, who am I not to provide that scenario every chance I get!
Anyway, I managed to ignore her, kind of, for a few minutes. The size of my erection gave away my arousal, but the fact I didn't respond pissed Dee off. She got up and went to the bathroom. I wondered what she might do. I heard the bathroom cabinet drawer slide open, and I wondered what she might be doing, what she might be getting from the drawer. Pretending to read on, I strained to listen for any clues. I heard a lid being unscrewed, then it being screwed back on shortly after. She returned to bed and I read on.
Aware of her next to me, I felt the coolness of her body return to the bed as she climbed back under the doona without saying a word.
She moved lower.
Suddenly, cold liquid or gel was on my cock. Normally, I would have jumped, we would have wrestled and then fucked. I resisted, playing the ignoring game to the hilt this time. The cream or whatever it was felt very cold.
Slowly, Dee's hand smothered the cream all over my cock, until the whole shaft was smothered. I closed my eyes and began to enjoy the feeling as Dee began to give me a hand job.
My sexy wife is a skilled lover, and years of practice have helped her refine her technique giving hand jobs. I leaned back slightly and my erection swelled as the cold lubricant, or whatever it was, began to warm up in her hand.
The problem was, the cream continued heating up as Dee kept on stroking my cock! Before long the heat coming from her hand was incredible, and my cock had swollen to huge proportions as the warmth took over. It was now on fire and I felt as if someone had put flames all over my dick. I didn't know whether to moan or scream in pain, but knew one thing, I needed to cum and fast, so I could wash whatever it was off my shaft!
I threw of the covers. My sexy bitch of a wife was there, her big blue eyes staring up at me innocently.
"What?" she said, a large smile breaking out all over her face as she continued to pump my shaft in her hand.
"You bitch! What the fuck is that stuff?"
"Well, you kept ignoring me baby. I thought your dick must have been broken or sore, so I grabbed some tiger balm."
She smiled wickedly, and stopped masturbating me.
"Fuck me. Look at it will you? It's going to explode and it's burning like fire!" I said, pissed off, but also dying to cum!
The purple head of my dick was swollen. It looked like a bulbous knob and it was also burning from the heat that was surging through it thanks to the tiger balm that we had bought in Bali the year before. The natives there used it for aches and pains, as it heated up the skin and muscles rapidly. It was never meant to be used as a lubricant, and only my wife's evily sex nature had made her think to rub it all over my cock to get back at me for ignoring her sexual advances in bed that night.
I jumped from the bed and hit the shower, running cool water over my dick until the pain eased. The only problem was, the swelling did not. I was stiff as a board and dying to cum. All the heat and rubbing, not to mention Dee's handiwork, had caused me to need to cum badly to relieve the tension.
I decided to get my own back so I grabbed my real sex lube from the bathroom once I dried off from the shower. Squeezing a generous amount all over my hand, I walked back to bed, finding Dee snoozing on her stomach.
I gazed at my wife's awesome ass and sexy back as she lay there, and eased the lube onto my shat as I began to fantasize. I imagined slipping my dick into my wife's amazing tight ass as I squeezed her tits from behind, ass fucking her doggie style, just the way I loved to do it. I closed my eyes and drifted into that sexy state of mind us men know so well as we masturbate. I kept opening and closing my eyes, just to keep the picture of her ass fresh in my mind as I imagined sliding in and out, fucking her ass with faster and faster strokes. As she snoozed, I heard her moan and I new she was awake, enjoying the sounds of me wanking off nearby.
I moved towards her, making sure her head was within reach of my cum as I began to climax. I wanted to spray my wife all over her pretty head for what she had done to me earlier on with the teasing and the tiger balm.
As I imagined cumming in Dee's ass, I squeezed hard on my dick shaft, trapping the surging semen until I had to let it go.
"Bam" the first surge of cum burst out the end of my dick and landed in her hair. Shocked, she turned her head. Wrong move. The second spurt caught her bottom lip, and the third made perfect contact with her right eye, before the remaining spurts covered her cheeks and dripped down onto the sheets of the bed.
It was great!
I laughed and said, "That's for torturing me baby!"