Sarah came in from the garage trying to be quiet as Dan had the boys from work over to watch the game. It was not that she didn't like them, she'd never even met them, but men and football always brought out the worst in them. Testosterone at its worst. Sexual innuendos, demands to fetch beers, make snacks...Christ, why would they think a woman with two doctorates, a college professor would want to be a bar maid? She shook her head. So, why would these men be different. She'd been blessed (cursed?) with a body men seemed to want. She looked down at herself appraisingly and felt proud of herself not complying to the overtly sexual way women are supposed to dress. Though, perhaps she sometimes drew attention to her all natural DDs, but nothing like on TV.
"Fuck me! He just waved at Charles. The dude plays like a girl." She heard someone yell. "They're playing like a bunch of pussies!" She was grateful Dan never talked like that. He was always very respectful towards her and all women. "Alright! Intercepted! That's how you're supposed to do it. Thank God for Alberts."
Sarah snuck into the kitchen to get some water trying not to make any noise. As she took a sip, she listened in as the group of men talked during the ads.
"So, Dan, when are we going to meet your wife?"
"I don't know. She hates football and goes into the university to get caught up on Saturdays." She heard her husband reply, "I'm sure you'll meet her someday."
"We'd better. The way you talked about her last Friday, I want to see for myself. Have you guys ever met her? What is her name again?"
"Sarah. Let's get back to the game."
"Fuck that. This game is done. Don't you have any porn?"
"No, sorry, but no porn." She heard Dan sigh, "Sarah would kill me if I brought something like that home."
Sarah smiled, 'He has that right. Women used and abused. Men seem to love women when they are simply a bunch of holes...receptacles for sperm. Who would allow themselves to be degraded like that?'
"Pussy whipped, Christ, you loved the DVD Bill had on last Friday."
"Yeah. You couldn't take your eyes off the screen. We had to deal you out for a few rounds when that bitch was getting all her holes pounded...God damn, she had a great set of tits."
"Sarah's tits are just like those?"
"No, Greg, Dan said they were better... Dan, you are so full of shit. That babe was gorgeous. No offense, but no way a woman that hot would be married to...never mind."
"Look guys, let's finish watching the game. Forget about Sarah, I really don't want you talking about her like she's some whore. She's extremely intelligent and beautiful and I never should have said anything."
"I'm going to get another beer, anyone need anything?"
Sarah panicked and dove into the pantry hearing a couple of men come into the kitchen.
"Do you see any pictures of his wife? I'd like to see if she has tits like that girl. Fuck, maybe he has some nude pics of her around."
"Dan? He watched that porn like a teenager seeing his first naked woman. No way he has anything like that."
Sarah heard a hoarse laugh, "Yeah, did you see how hard he got? He tried to hide it, but I think he got off seeing that girl do the five guys."
"I'm sure, he did say the girl could be his wife's twin, except his wife has bigger tits. Man, if he is even half right, I need to see the bitch." He was quiet for a minute, "I wonder if her pussy is shaved like that girl's. I've never been with a girl with a shaved snatch."
"Nah, from the sound of it, she might have a hot body, but she's probably a lie on her back type of girl." He laughed, "Dan must have been amazed to see what an accommodating little thing can do to a man...or rather men."
They both laughed and walked out of the kitchen, leaving Sarah fuming.
Sarah was amazed that Dan would ever discuss her like that with other men and wanted to burst into the living room and tell all these misogynistic assholes to get the fuck out. She opened the pantry door to hear the men laughing in the other room.
"Hey Dan, any pictures of Sarah? We want to see what she looks like. Any pictures of her dressed like that girl you liked so much? What was that she wearing, I mean at first?"
"Come on, you remember. The schoolgirl outfit. White blouse, plaid skirt. You missed the first 40 seconds of the movie, so you missed it. You remember, don't you Dan?"
"Yeah, your school teacher wife dressed like a young schoolgirl...you'd like that. She was so fucking hot." She heard another unknown man.
"Hey, Dan's getting excited thinking about it. I think he got off imagining that was his innocent Sarah taking care of 5 cocks."
"Guys, guys, stop it. Ok, I'll find a picture of my wife for you, but let's finish watching the game. Sure, it was hot, but you need to show more respect for her. This is my wife you're talking about."
Sarah heard the TV go back on and the men quit teasing Dan. She started to head up to their bedroom so she could slip out of her suit and perhaps get some reading in when she heard them whooping again.
"Look at that gang tackling. That guy was buried."
"Kind of like that girl who looks like your sweet wife was gang tackled in that movie the other day. Look at that, he's blushing. Christ Dan, you really fantasized that was your wife?"
"Come on guys, I never should have said anything. Let's get back to the game."