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So. It all starts with an email, one you almost deleted. You didn't recognize the email name. For some reason, however, you opened it. If you hadn't none of what I have to record here would ever have happened.
The happened in July, a very hot one, and you were still stewing about missed chances, lost opportunities in Vegas. The two of you had come so very close. The young bartender, the suite, the drinking. In retrospect, she had been as ripe as a peach just at the instant when you can start to dent it with your thumb, almost ready to fall off the tree into your hand.. A miss so close that it was like Pujols missing a fastball, a millimeter. In this case one Vodka Red Bull too many.
Then, have come all that long way, have made all that progress, she had fallen back, lapsed into the American prudery which, in her case, was not very deep or forceful but just forceful enough to make her shy from your great dream. When you brought up Vegas, she'd say she had forgotten it. When, in the throes of love-making you mentioned it, she acted as though she hadn't heard you. The love-making, in spite of her beauty, started to seem flat. She even gained a pound of two, something she had never done before.
"Dear . . ." read the email.
I hope you have opened this and remember me. I'm the bartender from the El Cortez—or I was. I guess a lot of visitors to Vegas remember their visits for life. It's rare that a visitor is remembered her. But you are. Or, to be honest, your wife is.
This is a city of beautiful women. Many are pros, and so being beautiful is their profession, in a sense. Any man who actually lives here gets satiated with beauty, the way a Pasha with a harem must get tired of sex. So it takes someone extraordinary—an Angelina Jolie—to turn heads in any of the hotels.
Frankly, however, my head was so turned by your wife, I have to go to a chiropractor. Every day I kick myself—I should have known better because I am a bartender—for giving her that one last Vodka Red Bull.
Anyway, let me cut to the real reason I am writing to you. I am not the only one who noticed her. Dozens of guys, even guys I don't know, have kept coming up to me 'Who was she?' 'Did you score with that fantastic blond?' 'Have you ever seen a butt that pretty, and those breasts, the smile?'
And, most often 'When is she coming back?'
I consider you guys friends, so I didn't answer some of these guys. The questions kept coming, however, and, eventually, I weeded out all but twenty or so guys, and the remaining were good friends and trustworthy. I told them the truth about what happened (or didn't), but I never gave them any way to get in touch with you.
One night, one of them, a friend called Ray, who works at Trumps, got very lucky at the blackjack table. It's a long story. Ray has a great memory if you know what I man. Anyway, he comes out of the casino with over a hundred bills, the ones with the picture Of Grover Cleveland on them. And he is buying drinks, and a bunch of these guys, my friends, heard about it, and we had a big party, with a couple of girls and everything, the works.
Well, some of these friends of mine are rich. One of them is related to Trump, another has a big interest in Harrah's, another is a lawyer who represents two big casinos here. Anyway, Ray, in his enthusiasm, brings up your wife, and there are moans all around the table, and remarks like 'What a piece of heaven.' and 'Where did that super hottie go?' Other guys couldn't even talk. They just moaned.
And so Ray says, 'Tell me the truth, Bobbie, you know where she is?' And I am a little plastered and so I nod yes.