Fucking Lauren Smith
In this fictional story, set in the territory of Cochise in the Country of Acirema, no event or person is real and any relationship to anyone living or dead, or any actual events, is purely coincidental.
Also: WARNING; there is cheating that may not be handled the way you want it to be. Please take this into consideration before you decide to read this story.
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When my dream of ultimately playing professional sports was crushed when I suffered a knee injury my junior year at the University of Cochise (Bolder), I was looking for a new possible career. I had always been interested in politics -- not running for office but helping manage a campaign -- so I started taking courses that would prepare me for that.
One reason that I was interested in politics was to blunt Lauren Smith's re-election as representative to the National Assembly of Acirema. Lauren had done things to reduce the funding for athletics at UC and was an obnoxious blowhard who had mean things to say about everyone and who was despised even in her own party, The Cobra Party.
Since I did well in Poly sci classes, and since I had some local celebrity in the sports I played for the Cochise Bison until my injury during the 3rd game of my junior year, shortly after graduation in the spring of 2024 I got on the staff of a Cobra running for the representative to the National Assembly in Cochise's 4th District.
Cochise's 4th District takes up almost a third of the entire territory and is sparsely populated. Its western edge is near the cities of Bolder and Denvert which are high population centers.
While I went to work for a Cobra, I'm an Independent. I hate the fringes of both the Cobra and Scorpion Parties, the two main parties in Acirema. I long for the days of all parties working together.
The guy I went to work for was more moderate than the others vying for the Cobra nomination. I didn't agree with many of my candidate's positions (I'll call him MyMan so that I don't actually identify him) but that was also the case for the Scorpion running for the same seat. According to the Political Science Professor I most respected at CU, campaign workers who actually are not wed to their candidate's positions can be the most helpful because they give a better perspective, especially in a general election, and that is the attitude that MyMan has. Despite the fact that I was only 22 years old my job was just below that of his campaign manager, enhanced in part because I had a private pilot's license (the one requiring the least air time), MyMan owned a small plane, and some areas of District 4 could only reasonably be reached by plane.
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Shortly after I was hired there was a debate among the candidates in Lovely, the largest city in the 4th District and the closest to Denvert (only about 80 km, 50 miles, away). There I met the other candidates for the first time. The most well-known of them was the one that I despised, Lauren Smith, who was the present representative from the 3rd District but knowing that she couldn't win re-election there had moved to the 4th District. I had seen many photos of her in the news, because she loves to draw attention to herself as, along with Mimi Taylor and Alicia Concise, the most outspoken members of the National Assembly. What I didn't expect was my reaction to seeing her live.
What was my reaction you ask?
Let's just say that I had to cover my crotch with a folder to prevent extreme embarrassment.
Listening to her talk I wanted to put a ball gag on her; looking at her tiny but robust body I wanted to fuck her brains out.
My reaction really surprised me. I'm a big guy; 194 cm tall (6 feet 4 1/4 inches) barefoot, 106 kg (233 pounds) and had always dated tall, if not big, women. Lauren is 153 cm tall (5 feet) barefoot, probably about 48 kg (105 pounds) [I never asked her weight]..
Lauren does have a robust chest; one of the rumors about her is that she had mammoplasty augmentation; I wanted to find out if that is true.
After ogling Lauren pre-debate for a good half hour I finally got my head out of my ass by the time that the debate started, calmed my raging boner, and concentrated on filming the debate, which was my job during it.
After the debate I made a point of seeking Lauren out -- she was being avoided by all the other candidates, and despite her popularity in the 3rd District most of the audience in the 4th who didn't know her yet avoided her too -- and introduced myself. "Hi, Mrs. Smith; I'm Dean Compton, a staffer for MyMan. I filmed the debate and if you'd like a copy if you give me your campaign's email address I'll send one to you."
"Thanks...I think," she replied with a quizzical look on her face, "but why would you do that Dean?"
"Just as a courtesy. Even though I'm not in tune with your politics you seem to be devoted to representing your constituents in the 3rd District so if MyMan can't win the Cobra primary I'd like you to."
She was looking at me funny but didn't respond. I gently touched her arm and said "I didn't mean to bother you, if you're not interested..."
She cut me off; "No I'm interested it's just that I'm not a very trusting person and I'm not sure that you're being straight with me."
I smiled; "OK, I'll be honest. You are the last person I want to win if MyMan doesn't, but you're really hot so as a horny heterosexual red-blooded Acirema man I just want to get in your good graces. Does that make you more trusting of me? You chose which of my two explanations you want to believe."
"I'm married you know," she replied with a diabolical grin.
"Does that make you less hot?" I chuckled.
At first she got a startled look on her face; apparently noticing my constant iridescent smile she said "Bullshitter," but then pulled a card out of her purse and said "My campaign's email address is on there."
I made sure to touch her hand when I took the card; she noticed but didn't pull away. "I'll see that you get a copy," I replied with an even bigger smile, and then turned and left. When I got a few feet away there was a big glass panel and given the lighting it almost acted as a mirror. I swear that Lauren was looking at me the entire time that I was walking away.
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I saw Lauren at least a half a dozen more times during the primary campaign. The second time I saw her I asked if she got the video of the debate; she said that she had and thanked me for it. Then she actually engaged me in a short conversation before a potential constituent approached her, so I made myself scare. I always said "Hi" and smiled at her each time that I met her.
The fourth time that I met Lauren I noticed that there was something wrong with the back of her dress. I walked up behind her and said "Mrs. Smith; please don't turn around; it's Dean Compton. There's something wrong with the back of your dress that I know that you'll want a female staffer to address."
"Are you teasing me?" she asked, just turning her head, not her body, to look at me. She saw the serious expression on my face.
"I assure you that I am not; you don't want an embarrassing incident especially after the movie theater incident in Denvert," I replied. She had an "issue" with a man not her husband at a movie theater about 14 months earlier that got her unwanted attention.
"Thanks for reminding me of that," she snarled.
"Look, I really am trying to help. I see your female staffer about twenty meters to the right. Walk over to her, I'll walk behind you so that no one can see the wardrobe problem, and ask her to help."
Lauren paused for a moment, and then said "OK, but if this is a trick I'll have your balls."
As we walked over to her staffer I thought "You can have my balls in your mouth anytime."
The problem was real, the staffer fixed it for her, and Lauren actually thanked me at the end of the night.
My view of Lauren was the weirdest of my life, by far. The more she talked the less I liked her not just for her views but the way that belittled people; she was way too radical and mean for my tastes. The more I ogled her, however, the more I wanted to fuck her. I don't know if it was her pheromones, something fucked up in my own brain, or what. I couldn't understand it but my #1 mission in life was to eventually fuck her brains out.
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Shortly before the primary election there was an event in the 4th District that was about 240 kilometers (150 miles) from Bolder, but not far enough to fly, so I drove there. MyMan was arriving from Denvert with his campaign manager so we didn't drive together.
I greeted Lauren as I normally did, being careful to surreptitiously ogle her ass as she walked away. She had come there separate from her campaign manager too.
After the event Lauren went off in a remote area of the venue to talk to a potential donor while I did a bunch of cleanup things for our campaign. Her campaign manager had already left, as had MyMan and his campaign manager, before I saw Lauren walk out to her car. She came back in after a few minutes red-faced. Apparently her car wouldn't start.