Fucking Jesus! Iām sorry. I donāt normally swear, and Iām not... Well, not considering what just happened... Never in my life could I have imagined... Oh, what the hell!
Again, Iām sorry. Iām sure this is just confusing. Iām a bit confused myself. I suppose it would help if Iād at least finish a sentence. I guess maybe that would help me tell what happened. I should start at the beginning. Yeah, that will help make some sense of this.
Well it all started when I met Daniel... Oh boy, what a whirl-wind romance that was. We dated for just two short months before he asked me to marry him. Everyone said we were moving too fast, but to me it seemed to take forever for him to pop the question. He was the man of my dreams. I was infatuated from the moment I met him... and it seems, head over heels in love by the end of our first date.
I was a virgin when I met Daniel. Even more amazingly, so was he. At least that is what he claimed. Looking back, our honeymoon was probably proof enough of his claim. He wasnāt very good in bed. I suppose I wasnāt either. That didnāt matter to me. I knew we had years and years ahead of us to develop our own lovemaking style. The most important thing was that he was all mine, and I was as happy as a clam.
Some six months after we tied the knot, disaster hit, and hit hard. A distant friend sent me an email saying that my beloved Daniel had cheated on me at his bachelor party. I couldnāt believe it. There had to be some explanation. It just couldnāt be true. Still I was devastated. After a couple of days of moping about, I confronted Daniel about it.
Of course he denied it. He even told this long tale about how his bachelor party was kind of boring. His best friend backed the whole thing up. Well, that ready-made story seemed far too convenient to me, but I didnāt really have much to go on. After all, the woman who sent the email was just a friend of a friend. As far as I knew, she couldnāt have picked my husband out of a police lineup if she had to. She must have been mistaken.
Still I accused him as if I had him dead to rights. The whole thing ended up being our very first fight. It wasnāt really much of an argument. I guess every coupleās first fight has to be over something. Ours might as well have been something stupid like this.
Now, technically my husband won that first ever fight, but as a self-respecting woman I wasnāt about to just give in. I had to have the last word. So I told my husband that he had just given me a āfree passā, and if I found out he did indeed cheat on me, I was going to use it. Surprisingly, he said I could go ahead and have my stupid pass, for all the good it would do me. Then he swore to me that he had done nothing wrong.
Well, the fight was over and we made up the way newlyweds do. The sexual tension between us was intense, and we had the hottest lovemaking session of our young marriage. In fact, I am sure the hotness of that little fuck session helped to conceive our first child. Yay, I was going to be a mom.
Eight months later, disaster hit again in the form of another email. This one was from a different friend. This friend claimed to have proof that my husband did indeed cheat on me during his bachelor party, and she claimed that the woman he cheated with was her. Her email went on to explain how she had been moonlighting as a stripper, and ended up being the entertainment at my husbandās party... a type of entertainment I might add that my husband claimed never happened.
I soon learned that this woman wasnāt just making up a story. She actually backed up her claim with another email that included photos of her sitting naked in my husbandās lap. As much as I hated the idea of him being with a stripper, my logical mind told me this was no big deal. After all, isnāt that what strippers do? Arenāt they supposed to get naked? Then I took a closer look at those photos. In most of them, Danielās pants were down. So much for his all too convenient story.