It was raining heavily when Mark got home. He'd walked in from the train station. His collapsible umbrella kept his head dry, but his jacket and especially his trousers were soaking - and worst of all, there was water in his shoes.
It really hadn't been a good day. He'd had to shave in a hurry in the morning, nicking his skin a couple of times, and only realised after he'd left the house that he hadn't properly cleaned the sink afterwards. His wife, Becca, had been complaining about the hairs he kept leaving in the sink, and he could understand her frustration, so he'd been carrying around a pang of guilt. He'd had a long, hard day at the office, with a couple of difficult clients, and he was looking forward to getting back home to Becca, changing into some dry clothes, and sitting down with a nice hot meal.
"Hi honey," he called out as he stepped into the house. He shook down his umbrella, and hung it up with his jacket on the coatstand. There was no response - but then, Becca often struggled to hear him over the extractor fan when she was cooking. He went through to the kitchen, where Becca was cooking a stir-fry.
"Hi," he said again. Becca jumped slightly - she'd always been twitchy. He walked up to her and they kissed on the lips. "Smells good. How was your day?"
"Oh, you know." Becca had quit her job a few years ago and now worked from home on a small handmade jewellery business. Mark was proud of his wife's entrepreneurship, and while it meant they'd had to sacrifice some income, it meant the world to him that his wife was doing what she loved. "You've timed this well. Dinner will just be another couple of minutes."
"Great, I'll get changed quickly," Mark said. "I'm soaked."
Mark popped upstairs. He noticed that Becca had forgotten to make the bed - although, in fairness, that meant he had as well. He took off his trousers and hung them up to dry on the radiator, knowing they would be nice and toasty the next morning. He undid his shirt and slipped into some casualwear. He was just finishing getting dressed when Becca called him down for dinner.
They sat down opposite each other and ate together. Becca made an excellent stir-fry - seitan, black beans, spinach, sesame, and a whole lot of soy sauce. Mark loved the umami taste of MSG.
"Thanks, Becca, this is delicious," he said, finishing up his finale few mouthfuls.
"Mark... I'm sorry, we need to talk."
"Is this about the sink? I'm sorry, I should have cleaned it, I realised when I was on my way to work."
"What? No. Do you remember when I said things had been getting stale in the bedroom and I wanted us to try inviting someone else around?"
Mark sighed. "Becca, look, I thought we'd been over this. I'm sorry, I'm just not interested. Have you tried the vibrator I bought you?"
"I've done a bit more than that, Mark. I've been having an affair."
A deep, plunging chill went right over Mark, as if he'd fallen through an ice sheet into the Arctic Ocean below. "Are you serious?"
"I'm afraid so. I'm so, so sorry Mark. It's not that I don't love you, but you're never home, and when you are, you just don't look at me the way you used to. You never touch me sexually, or let me touch you. You won't try Viagra, you won't go to therapy..."
"So you thought that meant you could cheat on me?"
"Is it really that different from masturbating?"
"Yes! Obviously! Why didn't you just masturbate?"
Becca sighed. "I made a mistake. It won't happen again. Please, can you forgive me?"
Mark looked Becca in the eye. It was clear that she was truly, deeply sorry. But then he thought about the long hours he'd been putting in at work. He'd been paying the bills on his own so she could pursue her crafting. Now she was blaming him for being distant? How many times had he had the opportunity to sleep with someone else and turned it down, because damn it, he'd made vows, and they meant something. The cold inside him was replaced with a fire that threatened to get out of control. Mark took a couple of deep breaths.
"No. You don't deserve my forgiveness. You don't deserve me. Pack a suitcase and tell your sister you need to crash on her couch. We're getting divorced."
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Mark was still angry the next morning. He didn't think that was how it was supposed to work. Didn't a good night's sleep magically make difficult emotions go away, at least for a little while?