Eric was finally showing signs of snapping out of the blue funk he had fallen into after the split with his girlfriend Pam five weeks before. He had been coming over to hang out with us weekends, during which a lot of beer was consumed and much soul-searching discussed.
We had let Eric choose the play lists on the sound system and often it was mournful country stuff in the Hank Williams genre, but on this unusually warm Friday night in late-May he picked up the tempo to classic blues artists like Bobby Bland. When "Yolanda" came screaming out of the speakers, Eric rose and did some in-place stepping, swaying his hips and yelling the lyrics along with the singer.
Oh Yolanda
Why you forsake me?
Why you just lay, lay, lay my body down?
Oh Yolanda
Why did you leave me?
In this wilderness with no money down
The song was still a lament, but a loud one, raging against fate, and crying out is an improvement over crying in one's beer. Sara and I rose and joined him, turning up the sound. Eric began twisting and turning with Sara, not juking exactly, just stepping up close to her, then backing off, and she doing the same. They both liked fast dancing and were good at improvisational moves with hips and legs. I joined in a little from the side, but mostly watched them. Sara looked at me once, winking while she gestured subtly toward our friend, who was looking up at the ceiling, arms raised, screaming the lyrics, lost in his own reverie.
The floors and walls of our informal country disco literally bounced from the decibels and the pace of our dancing. At one point I went downstairs to get some more beers and saw the floor joists visible in the open ceiling jumping up and down just from the two of them. Activity also increased our body temperatures, and I threw open the windows to get some air movement. We live on a remote road, the closest neighbor a quarter-mile away, and he's an older guy with a hearing aid, so when we crank up the music we don't have to worry about the sound bothering anyone.
Another long and loud number followed, and when it ended we all collapsed on the long sofa along one wall of the parlor, breathing heavily and sweating profusely. I grabbed my T-shirt and pulled if off over my head. Sara adjusted her sports bra, holding the fabric out with one hand, fanning herself with the other, trying to cool off her chest and boobs. Eric chugged heavily from his fourth beer, his eyes focused on Sara's chest over the tilted bottle as he drank. Couldn't blame him, I thought with a flush of pride, since my wife was well-endowed, and so innocently ignorant of how sexy she appeared when she did things like that. Also Eric had been without feminine companionship for a long time.
"Why don't we try out the river," Eric said, as he deposited his empty bottle firmly on the end table. "That should cool us down for the next dance."
"It's dark, and the water's probably too cold," Sara answered.
"Probably not, it's been so warm lately," I noted. "Anyway, it sure would cool us down."
"Onward, brave explorers, in the footsteps of Franklin toward the Northwest Passage," Eric called out, as he rose, swaying a little. He had definitely had some beer. He quickly pulled his shirt over his head, Sara's view seeming to linger on his impressive torso, then paused as he remembered something, and mumbled aloud, "I don't have swim trunks."
"Franklin didn't either," Sara said, with a slight smile, "and he probably pushed the ice floes aside to bathe naked. Are you a lesser man?"
"We could go upstairs, and you could be the judge of that," Eric said, grinning with a leering expression.
"My, my, we have an explorer ready to push his boundaries," said Sara, laughing at the suggestive remark. She did not look away, and the two of them maintained eye contact briefly. Eric looked away first.
"Anyway, you're right," he added. "Trunks don't matter here in our own version of the wilderness, where there's only good friends like you around to admire my magnificent naked body, and it would be too dark for any strangers to be offended even if they were here."
"Onward to glory," I proclaimed, taking Sara by the hand as I rose.
"But you guys are the brave explorers, at home in the harsh elements," she mock whimpered. "I'm just a poor, fragile woman, sensitive to the cold."
Nevertheless, she followed as Eric and I made our way out the door with a few more beers and a flashlight to guide us the short distance over an uneven path to the relatively flat rocks at river's edge. I switched the light off when we were there, and we listened to the night sounds of flowing water, chirping insects and croaking frogs as our eyes adjusted. Which was soon, as a quarter moon had risen.
Eric and I sat down on the rocks to remove our sandals and pants. I rose, lowered and kicked away my briefs, then jumped off the ledge into the water that I knew was only chest deep below the dark surface. Eric followed. Sara was still standing on the rocks.
"Is it cold?" she asked tentatively.
It did feel a little chilly, but we assured her it was as warm as toast. Eric insisted loudly that she "follow your menfolk wherever they lead."
Our eyes had adjusted well enough in the dim moonlight to be fully rewarded by the vision that followed: Sara unclasped her sports bra and let it slide off her arms, her boobs jiggling slightly. Not huge, but well-proportioned, they fit her tall, lithe athlete's body. She then dropped her skirt and slid her panties down her legs, stepping out of them to reveal the dark contrast of her sculpted bush against skin made ivory by the moon. It seemed to me that she did all this provocatively slow but with exceeding grace that would challenge love goddess Venus herself. She stepped to the edge, placing her hands on my shoulders for balance, and leaped nimbly off the rock ledge.
There followed the obligatory scream as she hit the cool water. "It's freezing. You guys are such liars," she said, throwing her arms on top of my shoulders, her legs wrapping around my waist, using me for leverage as she tried to rise above the water as high as she could, her boobs caressing my forehead. However, she soon adjusted, and we all sank down into the cooling water.