Tom grimaced, "Aw man, it wasn't like that. Nancy came on to me, I didn't steal her."
"Yeah, I know. Four months after I introduced her to you she left me and went after my friend with the fancy car and big boat. The guy who was supposed to be my friend. The guy who should have turned her down and pushed her away. Instead, you snatched her up without a second thought."
Tom hung his head, "I'm sorry, man. She said you guys were through and she asked me not to say anything to you because you'd think I was rubbing it in."
"Yeah, well she just didn't want me to know she had already nailed you before she dumped my sorry ass."
"Bullshit! She was pretty upset when she showed up at my slip that Friday night. I brought her on board and she cried her eyes out. She said you guys talked and then she gave your ring back. She cried on my shoulder and we had a few drinks. Once she settled down, I offered to take her home, but she said she didn't want to be alone."
"And so, being the true gentleman that you are, you consoled her with your dick."
"Fuck you, man! It wasn't like that! She was a mess! I put her in the forward berth and then went to my cabin. A few hours later she woke me up climbing into my bed. She was naked and she was all over me. By the end of the weekend, I was in love."
"Funny, that's kinda what she did to me the first time we slept together. She saw what she wanted and just went after it."
"Okay, so now you know all about it. It was not my doing, besides, you guys had already split. She gave you back your ring, it was over between the two of you."
"Oh, it was over alright, she just waited until that following Tuesday to let me know it was over. Oh, and Tom? ... She never gave back my ring. The bitch said she lost it. I'm guessing she sold it."
Tom shook his head and turned away. "You're lying! She wouldn't do that. You're just pissed because she picked me and we're happily married."
