Hey Fuckers!
This was going to be part of "What do Married Women Really Think" story. But it made sense for the April Fools Contest.
No talking dicks and humor in this one!
Redo1984
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Friday night 10 PM
I can see my wife on the other side of the bar with her best friend. Both were wearing very lovely cocktail dresses with high heels. Having a good time honey?
It was time to make a decision. Confront or observe. If I confront, I may never know what was going on. They'll come up with a story.
I need funds for the backup plan. There is no fucking way she is going to have a good time tonight!
I headed to the bar ATM and withdrew $300. Now I just needed to find some helpers. There were two guys beside me at the bar. They seemed like it would be worth a shot to ask them.
How the fuck did I end up like this? Three hours ago I was going to enjoy a nice solo hubby night. Bad for you food and a action movie. Now I'm a soon to be divorced statistic.
Friday night 7 PM
"What are you and Alexa doing tonight?"
"Probably dinner and then see a movie. Shit! I gotta get ready baby."
After Brandi headed up stairs, I heard a crack outside. It sounded like a tree branch breaking. It was real windy tonight, so it was common to lose a branch or two from our old tree. I looked outside and could see one on the ground. I also noticed Brandi's dome light was on.
I grabbed my keys and went to the driveway. Once I got in her CRV, I noticed a few boxes on the passenger seat. I picked one up and opened the top, since it wasn't sealed. More fucking face cream! In the second box was a silky red dress. The third box had a another dress in it. She was always buying stuff and forgeting to return it. I turned off the dome light and headed back into the house.
I sat down in the living room and was surfing through the new movies that were out on Prime. I decided on The Justice League and some chinese food. Brandi would usually suffer and watch it with me. But I'll do her the solid and watch Wonder Woman's boobs on my own. She doesn't really get into this type of movie anyway.
I changed the station to put Pickers on and started checking on my fantasy basketball team lineup for the night. I needed to scout for free agents. My center needed to go! I got lost doing that for awhile. Crap, I need to order the food and figure out what to drink.
I walked toward the kitchen to look and heard Brandi coming down the stairs. She was a sight. At first I thought it was comical. But then? My mind connected the dots so quickly, I was stunned with the results.
My wife was in jeans and nice top. I probably would have never noticed, except she was coming down the stairs like she had downhill skis on. Holding on to the rail with one hand and her handbag dangling on the other arm. She arrived at the bottom exasperated.
"See you later baby. I gotta run!"
I just nodded. She headed out looking at me with a questioning look. I closed the door on her. Nope, no customary smootch tonight.
I grabbed my keys and wallet. Once I was sure she wasn't coming back in, I went out the back door and watched her get ready to pull out of the driveway. My truck was on the side of the house facing the street. I jumped in my truck without her noticing and started it up. I eased the truck out so I could see around the side of the house. She was about 4 houses away now, so I pulled out without my lights on. When I was a block away from home, I flipped my lights on.
It looked like she was driving to Alexa's condo. We arrived there at around 8:15. I parked three houses back and just sat tight. Brandi got out with her purse and then went to the passenger side and grabbed a box. Probably not the fucking face cream. I snapped some photos. At this distance, they probably will be shit. Why did I need photos anyway? I'm seeing it with my own fucking eyes.
I sat there for 45 minutes waiting. My stomach in knots, praying I was wrong. I started to think about the last dinner and movie they went out on. Brandi came home drunk and horny that night. This is not looking good. Fucking Alexa. I thought she was my friend too! Hell. Just last month I gave her a ride and picked her up for that out patient procedure.
It all came together in that brief moment with Brandi coming down the stairs.
Girls night.
Her being distracted all week.
Her excitement tonight.
The broken branch.
The dome light.
The packages.
The red dress.
The high heels.
She never wears high heels with jeans. Never. And these were her favorite high heels! It was a five second window of chance.
They both came out of the condo in dresses. I hated being right. She is a crafty bitch, hiding the dress in the car. I took some pictures as they got into Brandi's CRV.
They headed downtown and it took another 20 minutes to arrive at a parking garage. I let them go in and I double parked on the street. I turned my hazards on and doused the headlights. About 5 minutes later, they exited the garage and started heading away from me. That was lucky. I let them get a nice lead and eased up behind them in the truck.
It was already 9:30 PM. They missed the last movie. Fucking cunts!
They went into a bar a few buildings away from the garage. I circled back and went into the same garage. I found a space on the level above where the CRV was and parked. I walked down a level and unlocked her car. Searching the car turned up nothing out of the ordinary except me smelling a lot of perfume. She wasn't wearing perfume when she left. Wait! Her wedding band was in the coin holder. Fucking bitch! I snagged it.
I popped the hood and got out to disconnect a couple of wires so the car wouldn't start. I left the car unlocked and headed for the bar.
Let her think someone stole the ring.
As I entered the bar, I moved as quickly as I could to a corner where I could adjust to my surroundings. My heart was beating so fast from the adrenaline. There! In a booth near the back. I saw the flash of Brandi's red dress.
The place was pretty busy already. In an hour I'm sure it would be packed. I went to the bar where I could blend in.
Friday night 10:05 PM
"Hey man. You gotta a coin I can flip?"
"Sure. Here you go brother."
"Thanks."
"What are you flipping for?"
"Heads, I go over an bust up my wife's night. She was supposed to be at the movies in some jeans. There might be a little bit of a problem. A couple of guys will probably show up. I think I'm up for it."
"Tails, I watch and ruin her night another way. I should be able to get the truth this way. The girls will lie their ass off if I confront them now."
"Shit. You're in a tough spot brother. I have to say, I like option one. We'd get your back. My name is Norberto. This is my buddy Cameron."
Norberto was like a smaller version of The Rock. My height, but muscular.
"Hey fellas. I'm Jeff."
I got the coin ready.
"Here we go."
I flip the coin and it came up tails.
"You guys want make $100 each?"
Norberto spoke for both of them.
"This is sure turning into an interesting night. No offense. What do we need to do?"
"Whoever wants to go first, Norberto? You'll rattle her cage. You head over there and say something like, I know you from somewhere? Yeah. I work with Jeff, your husband, right? She is going freak out. Maybe look at her disapprovingly. I'm sorry. I didn't know you guys weren't together. No wedding ring and dressed like a hooker. Then appear to be texting as you walk away to the bathroom."
"That's it?"
"Yep. I wish we could record it?"
"Cam can do that."
Cam nodded.