"Look everyone, I'm the Five of Spades!" There I stood completely naked except for the black kid gloves on my outstretched hands, the black pumps on my feet and my very black bushy pubic area on full display thus forming the five of spades.
Still there was total silence in the room as nobody knew what to say. I glanced from face to face and got to thinking that this was a very, very, bad idea. Then all of a sudden a voice shouted out from the crowd of gathered friends; "Well I guess now we know who wins the prize for Sexiest Costume!" That broke the ice and there were several snickers and a few folks actually began to clap. I think the applause and the wolf whistles came from the men in the room as most of the women still appeared to be speechless. Right at that moment my eyes locked on Sharon and for the first time I was altogether embarrassed. I hadn't really thought it through that my daughter and son in law were going to be seeing me naked for the first time in their lives and this hardly seemed like the appropriate time or place. Now I wish I hadn't mentioned the party to them. Sharon was a visibly embarrassed Little Bo Peep as her face flushed red. I couldn't see Tom at first but then noticed him a little behind Sharon at the food table. The look on his face wasn't one of embarrassment but it almost looked more like lust if I didn't know better. I looked again over at George to see his reaction to all this as I expected him to be mad as hell but instead he smiled at me and held up his drink as if offering me a toast. What could that mean I wondered. Surely he doesn't actually approve of his chaste and very conservative wife of 22 years standing here virtually naked in front of all our friends.
My original plan was to make my grand entrance, get a few laughs and then rush back to my room, throw on my robe and spend the rest of the night with my bathrobe wrapped tightly around my body. It seemed the right time to do just that when Jake, one of my husband's best friends ever since high school approached me with two drinks in his hand. He had a broad smile on his face as he handed me another Manhattan and said: "George thought you might need to have another one of these." I was grateful for the drink and told Jake thanks as I was turning toward the stairs. Jake caught me by the elbow just as I stepped toward the bottom stair and asked: "Woah little filly, where are you going? The party is just getting started." I told him of my plan to get my robe and he said, "Why waste a perfectly good costume by covering it up"? "Besides", he continued, "From the first time George told me about you in high school I have wanted to see what lay beneath all those clothes you always wear."
Jake Stone was the only guy in the room taller than George but unlike my hubby Jake was well filled out and looked far more like the football player he was in High School than a thin lean body like George. Like I said earlier, I've never even flirted with a guy since George and I first got together but if I ever had flirted, Jake is the guy who would have been my target. Rugged, good looking, nice full head of hair and because he was a contractor his body was tan and in great shape. Probably from handling all those heavy construction tools every day. Tonight, he was dressed like a train engineer complete with one of those little stripped denim engineer hats and a light blue denim one-piece pair of stripped overalls. He really did look the part complete with a big long spouted oil can hanging from his waist. I thought he was exceptionally handsome in his engineer outfit. My face blushed as I looked again into his eyes and I suppose that blush extended down my chest as well but I didn't actually look. Instead I was now fully self-conscious of my nakedness and just wanted to get my robe as quickly as possible.
My eyes started to scan for Marlene, Jakes wife, because I sure didn't want her upset with me for talking with her husband while in this condition. When I found her, she caught my eye and started walking toward me but she didn't really look upset like I expected. She was laughing as she approached and said: "I've got to hand it to you Carol, never in my wildest imagination would I have thought you would come up with a costume like this!" I told her about getting the idea from a magazine in the doctor's office and she said: "I know what you mean, that's the only place I read those magazines too but I sure didn't see the article that suggested this for a costume. Who knows what I would be wearing if I had seen that article!" As it was she was dressed like a wild west saloon girl and she looked especially hot from my point of view. If I hadn't been naked, she would most likely have won the prize for Sexiest Costume. She and Jake talked with me for quite a while and I began to forget that I was naked as we just carried on an almost normal conversation. Oh my gosh, how can this be happening?