Chapter 27 - A day of Surprises
I woke up the following morning, a feeling of comfortable bliss rolling over my body. I was laying on my back. My left arm around Yanas shoulder. Yana for her part was laying next to me. Her head resting on my chest. Drooling and blowing bubbles as she slept. She was wearing the white bustier she had bought in Rotorua and which I had fucked her in last night. I looked over at the time on the clock radio on the bedside cabinet. 630am. A bit earlier than I usually arise I thought I looked around the room. What little light that was coming into the room eerily lighting up a few things. Yana's bouquet had been placed on top of the dressing table. The room except for the dressing table, Double bed, Armchair and Bedside table was bereft of furniture. There was a trail of clothes laying on the floor, mainly mine and Yana's G-string where we had stripped the night before. Otherwise, Yana had neatly unpacked and but all her clothes tidily away in the wardrobe. The only things breaking up the feeling of emptiness was the stack of homewares and Manchester Yana had bought. On our previous shopping expedition.
I tried to move out of bed, but Yana had her left arm flung over me. The more I tried to extract myself, the more she snuggled into me. I couldn't see any way of getting out of bed unless I woke her up.
"Yana?" I whispered. She moved at my whispering. But not enough to enable me to move.
"Yana?" I whispered again.
"Hmmmhghhh." Came an undiscernible reply as she rubbed her head further into my chest. A small puddle of drool collecting in between my nipples. I didn't know whether to be disgusted or pleased.
I just lay there taking the moment in.
The next thing I know our peace was disturbed by someone opening the door.
"Good morning you two lovebirds. " Mum said as she walked in.
"Good morning to you too." I answered.
"I trust you two had a good night? We could certainly hear you." Mum said.
"Oh, did you hear us?" I asked.
"Yes, WE did. I had to fuck your father." Mum answered.
"You say that like it's a chore?" I said.
"Oh, not so much it's that given the choice between you and your father, I know which one I would choose." Mum said as she opened the curtains bathing the room in sunlight.
Oh, look at her, you do make her happy, you know. Does she make you happy?" Mum said, as she turned away from the window. It was then I noticed she was wearing a robe and nothing else.
"Yes, she makes me very happy." I answered.
"Good now do you think you can wake her up? Us three have to get to school." Mum said.
"Yana?" I whispered again.
She just moved her mouth like she was chewing.
"Yana!" I said slightly louder.
"Yana." I said again slightly louder, followed by a kiss on the head.
"Oh, for fuck's sake. She's a heavy sleeper like you are. Allow me." Mum said and then she reached forward with one hand and squeezed Yana's ear lobe between her thumb and forefinger.
Yana awoke with a jump.
"Ow. Chto eto bylo?" Yana said rubbing her left ear. And looking at me. Before raising her head to sit up in the bed.
"Dobroye utro, milyy" Yana said to me and kissed me.
"Hello Yana, welcome to the land of the living." I said as I returned her kiss.
"Good morning Yana." Mum cheerily said.
"Good morning Mama. What happened to my ear?" Yana answered back.
"he did it." Mum said pointing at me.
"What?" I said surprised.
"You two going to get up and get ready? Or do I have to call in sick for both of you AGAIN?" Mum said.
"No, no, we'll be out in a minute." I said.
"Good, oh and Yana I told you he would like the set didn't I?" mum said referring to Yana's bustier set.
Yana just laughed.
"He did enjoy it by the sound of it last night." Mum said teasingly.
Yana looked shocked; I don't know why. What was so shocking? We had both fucked my mother, we had even had a threesome with her. I wondered what Yana found so shocking. I got out of bed and started walking out of the room. I needed to pee and get some clothes. As at this stage all my stuff was still in my room across the hall.
"See you out there beautiful." I said as I leaned forward and kissed Yana again.
"Da." She said.
I quickly left and walked to my room and put on a pair of boxers and a robe and then walked to the bathroom for a pee. I then walked out into the dining room.
"Your dads already gone. So, you could have dispensed with the robe." Mum said as I entered.
"Well, I wasn't to know was I? Besides I'm totally drained after last night anyway." I answered.
"Good for you. Now, Us three have things to discuss. We have a wedding to plan. We also have to consider you and Yana's living arrangements. And we also have to discuss Penny's sisters proposal." Mum reminded me.
"Yes we do. I am going to have a chat with Yana about the wedding later on, maybe after school. We can also discuss living arrangements and things. But I think Penny's thing would be better if all five of us met and discussed it somewhere public." I said in reply.
"Yes that is a very good idea. I'll talk to Penny today. See what she thinks." Mum said.
"Mum do you think we'll have to sell her car?" I asked.
"Who's car?" Mum answered.
"Yana's. She loves that little thing you know but I don't think we can fit two car seats and a twin pushchair in it." I said.
"Oh yes the Cooper, I know she loves that. The two car seats might fit in, but I remember car seats are better if the car has a back door. Particularly if there's two you have to put in and do up. But best of luck fitting a twin pram in the hatchback. And if she has a week's grocery in it as well. Well, you may as well forget it." Mum answered.
Yana had a 2002 Supercharged Mini Cooper S, her ex had bought it for new, as a wedding present. It was only a couple of years old. It was yellow with black stripes.
"She loves that little car. Andrew's dad bought her that as a wedding present, it was brand new, it still annoys Andrew. I think it was the only good thing he ever did for her." I said.
"Agreed but listening to you lately it's like talking to a middle-aged woman. An 18-year-old male shouldn't be thinking if he can get a pushchair in the car." Mum commented.
I helped mum lay out the breakfast things, toast, butter three plates, three knifes, three cups. Bottle of milk. Teapot full of tea.
Just then Yana entered the room.
"Mornings." She greeted us both and as she walked past me I kissed her again. Mum and Yana sat down at the dining table sitting opposite each other.
"Morning Yana, you're very radiant this morning. Must be a weight off your mind going public finally. Well semi-public." Mum said. As I put three slices of toast into the toaster. I waited for them to pop. Yana meanwhile began to pour the tea for all three of us.
"So, Yana, I was thinking we should all sit down and plan this wedding. I understand from what was said at the lakeside you want, Penny, Svetlana, and myself to be bridesmaids. Well, I can't be one." Mum said.
Yana looked a bit put off by her remark.
"Why?" Yana asked.
"Because I can't be bridesmaid and mother of the groom. Is there anyone else you'd like?" Mum said.
"Oh, yes of course. I never thought of it. Sorry. Hmm maybe Grace or Brandi? Or maybe just have two." Yana answered.
"That is always an option. What was your last wedding like?" Mum asked.
I returned to the table and gave them both a slice of toast.
"You really want to know?" Yana asked.