"Fuck me."
"Pardon me" I sputtered?
"You heard me. Fuck me."
My wife of 15 years was standing above me, wearing red crotch-less panties and a hot lacey bra, asking me (no, TELLING me) to f Β u Β c Β kΒ her.
Now you have to understand a little sexual history here in our household.Β Lately, we have sex about twice a month.Β In those cases, I generally hound my wife for days, grabbing her ass, touching her breasts, etc., until after about 3 days of this, she realizes I'm not going to stop this behavior until I get laid, so usually she will go into the bedroom, take all her clothes off except her panties, get under the sheets and wait for me to notice her there.
Since I'm so horny at that point and I am generally sniffing around her quite closely, I usually notice that she's in bed waiting for me VERY soon after she does this.Β I quickly get out of all my clothes, slip into the bed and the game is on. Now, 'the game' for her (and us) is pretty limited: I kiss her passionately, suck on her nipples some, finger her pussy until she's wet, spread her legs, move between them and slide my cock in. 10-20 thrusts and we're done. No oral (ever) no anal for SURE, no other positions.Β I had never tasted her pussy.Β Sometimes she has an orgasm, sometimes not.
There have not been many times in our marriage where my wife initiated sex. And, she has never used the word 'fuck' once in her lifetime. Ever.
"Where do you want me to fuck you hon?" I played into her game.