“Hey John, Come down here a minute.”
“What the hell’s she want now?” I mumbled to myself.
“Just a sec, the games almost over.”
My wife has a revolving group of friends that get together once a month to play cards. Sometimes it’s a young group; sometimes it’s mixed with some older ladies. This week it appears to be pretty mixed. Usually I try to stay as far away as possible, but tonight I was home early so I tried to hide in the upstairs den and watch the Lakers, but my wife’s been getting me downstairs to show them how to make different types of martinis about every half hour. From all the racket it appears that their having a pretty good time.
When I get to the bottom of the stairs Bonnie, Beth, and Jeanie are finishing their goodbyes and walking out the door.
“Better watch those three, their about three sheets to the wind.” Says Bonnie laughing.
“You might have to call them a taxi.”
As the front door shuts and I step into the dinning room I hear one of the women still playing yell “You can’t do that, that’s cheating!”
Still seated at the table are Valerie my wife, her best friend Danny, and another woman from Val’s work Chloe and I can see that all three of them are way past the two drink limit. Poker chips are piled in front of each of them so I assume that their game of choice tonight has been poker.
“You need to play with us; it’s no good trying to play with just three people.”
Patting the seat next to her, Chloe says “Yeah, sit here, maybe you’ll
bring me some luck. These people have been taking my money all night.”
Val starts to get up, bumps the table and they all start giggling. She looks at me and says “Opps, I think we all need another drink.”
There’s nothing worse then being the only sober person at the party so I tell Val to make me one to.
We play for an hour and because I’m the only semi sober there person I win two out of every three hands.
“I think he’s cheating, we should search him and see if he’s hiding cards.”
At that all three of them jump up and surround me, Val starts feeling my left arm and side while Chloe stands in back of me and starts rubbing my shoulders and down my chest, as she does this my head is pressed to the cleavage of her breasts which are quite substantial, and I must say it turned me on more then just a little. Danny who was on the opposite side of the table is laughing so hard I think she’s going to pass out. Finally she gets her breath and says “You look kike you’re wearing giant earmuffs. How big are those things Chloe?”
Chloe steps back and pulls her blouse and bra up over the tops o her tits so we all get a good look, “What do think?”