Hey Fuckers
My email is still fucking whacked. Can't seem to get that fixed.
Yep. Another short chapter. Yep, still working on Chapter 8 of "What Kind of Man I Am, but I'm close to finishing. Yep, I need someone to fluff my sexual interludes. Yep. No editor besides myself. Beware!
The Cast
Alex- Husband
Alyssa- The soon to be ex wife
Lisa - Ex girlfriend, dated right before he met Alyssa
Tammy- Waitress at Paddy's who Alex hooked up with Friday night.
Bruce- Alex's friend - works with Alex
Joe- Alex's friend - Real Estate Agent
Bill and Barb - a couple that is friends with Alex and Alyssa.
Lauren- friend, works with Alex
*****
It's better to read the previous chapters, but here's what has happened so far.
In Chapter One, Bruce called Alex because he saw Alyssa making out with another man at the pub. She was supposedly out on a girl's night with friends. Alex decided he was done with the marriage and would go out as well. He thought of a game and his buddies decided to actually do it. The game was, that Alex would do as he pleases and see how long it takes for Alyssa to get upset. Bruce would sell squares for each day. The person who bought that square of the day when the conversation happens, wins the pot with 20% going to Alex.
At Paddy's Pub that same night, Alex flirted with Tammy (waitress) all night and was heading out to eat with her after her shift, or so he thought.
In Chapter 2, Alex hooked up with Tammy at her place.
In Chapter 3 Alex met with his ex Lisa on Sunday and ended up fucking her in his truck. When he went home later he told his wife he was still upset with her and she needed to figure out when she would figure it out.
*****
Tuesday
I was in my office reading my email when she came in.
"Hi Alex." she said grinning like ...
Holeeee shit! She was stunning. She had my favorite long, white, ass hugging skirt on. I got up and walked over to her. I've always thought she looked a little like Gwyneth Paltrow but with larger breasts.
"Good morning Lauren. You look... absolutely... just...stunning today." I said awkwardly, finally getting it all out.
I took her hand and kissed it. I could smell her perfume, which in turn started the blood flow to my little head. Mmmmmm. Her hair and face? I don't know...but WOW! Wait. She... she looked? Happy!
"Why thank you sir." she purred.
"Wow. I think I am going to have to sit by your door all day." I said.
"Why?" she asked.
"To keep all the guys away from you!" I said.
"Oh please! Ha ha. Oh! Umm, thank you again for lunch yesterday." she said locking eyes with me.
The sexual electricity was so fucking intense. At least it was for me.
"My pleasure." I said.
"Maybe I'll see you later today?" she asked as she swept her long leg out from the slit of the skirt.
Her eyes went to her leg which drew mine as well. I was momentarily distracted thinking about said legs intertwined with mine in a very naughty way. I came to when she moved her leg back under the skirt.
We looked at each other again. She had the tiniest smirk going. Oh, I see.
"Maybe? I have a lot of work to do. Two projects and a spreadsheet to finish. Doing some online car shopping too." I said nonchalantly.
"Uh huh. Bye." she said with an eye roll as she dragged her left hand across my chest.
I really need to hydrate right fucking now.
Look at that ass sway.
"It's nice. Isnt't it?" she said walking away.
That it is.
Why do I feel like I woke in Lauren? A sexy blonde one!
I thought about Lauren all fucking day. My hard on was perpetual, as I fantasized about her body. With all the day dreaming, I came up with a great idea that I thought would give us both something we will remember the rest of our lives.
At three on the dot, I called her.
"Hello. This is Lauren Burnett." she said in a sing song voice.
"Lauren. You have caller ID." I said chuckling.
I heard her giggle.
"Who is this?" she said.
Little vixen.
"Hey, do you want to grab a coffee with me?" I said.
"Oh yes. That's sounds great." she said.
"You're okay with having coffee with me? I could be that guy that always seems to have TP on the bottom of his shoe." I said smiling.
"I dated him. Your voice is different. You sound kinda cute and I'm bored." she said and giggled again.
"See you in two minutes." I said.
I picked her up and she tickled my neck as we walked toward the elevators. That made me smile.
"We're going to the 8th floor? Do they have coffee there?" she asked with a questioning look and then gently bit her finger.
Damn that lipstick looks great on her. I placed my hand behind her low back as we entered the elevator. Before I removed it, I slid it to her hip and squeezed her. Blood meet cock. Cock, blood.
"Maybe? There's something you need to see." I said.
"Really?" she said and then bumped my shoulder.
"Yep. You'll appreciate the view. Seriously. Then we'll get coffee." I said and bumped her back.
We walked down a corridor that was being remodeled, but it was presently abandoned. I knew this project was on hiatus for a couple more months.
"They were remodeling this area." I said matter of factly.
We went through a couple of work areas and approached another door at the end of a make shift sheet rock hallway. I took out my key and opened it. A so so office with a desk, a small meeting table with three chairs and a matching love seat. Bare bones stuff.
"This was my office about a year ago. We relocated to the 5th floor. I still have my key and come up here once in awhile when I need to think." I said.