AUTHOR'S NOTE: I write stories most people find particularly depraved. To paraphrase Frank Zappa: If you are determined to be outraged, I can accommodate you.
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When I woke up, I lay in Jenna's bed for a moment, as I heard her fiddling around in the kitchen, and I realized that this was the first time I'd stayed out all night, and since I'd left my bedroom door open, Davey would have seen, while doing his morning wifey-worship (hahaha) that I hadn't been home. It was possible he'd gotten concerned about that, and decided to call or text me. So I jumped out of bed, padded out to the counter separating Jenna's kitchen from her living room, and grabbed my phone.
"Good morning, Miss Mandy," said Jenna.
I chuckled and said, "Good morning, Mistress Jenna." Then, after examining my phone, I said, "Damn."
"What's the matter?"
"Well, since I never went home all night, and since that's the first time I've done that since Davey and I got married, I was kinda hoping he'd call or text me."
She harumphed, and said, "Well, that... sounds... uncharacteristically sweet. I wouldn't think you'd care."
"Well, I do care. Because I made a rule a long time ago that he's never allowed to call or text me, unless it's an emergency. But I was hoping he did so I could punish him."
"Ohhhhh... hahahaha! OK."
Since I had my phone in hand, I called Jeff, at his office at Feedler, and asked if I could pull Davey away from work for a couple hours that afternoon. I told him it involved some important business concerning our house-hunting. (In truth, Davey and I were not yet ready to even start looking for a house.) Jeff OK'd it, and I told him I'd call back later when I was ready to pick Davey up, and in the meantime, please don't say anything to Davey about it.
Then I told Jenna I wanted to dress in some professional-looking clothing for my little meeting with Davey. I wanted to look like a sexy, authoritative lawyer in front of him. We tried to find something in her wardrobe that would do the trick, and we did find one good outfit, but it didn't fit me right, because Jenna is an amazon compared to me.
So Jenna said, "Well, I'll tell you what, kiddo. Let's go shopping, and I will buy you an outfit for this occasion. I think, considering the fact you've made my life a hundred times more fun since I met you, I owe you at least that much."
We found the perfect skirt, blouse, and blazer, with shoes to match, and we decided to go with some thigh-high stockings, too, with lace at the top, that would melt Davey to putty when he saw me with my legs crossed in them. Then we went out to lunch, and Jenna took me back to my place. I changed into the outfit and headed over to Feedler.
When I pulled into a parking space, I called Jeff and asked him to tell Davey I was waiting in the parking lot for him. "If he asks you what it's about, just say you don't know, but he has your permission to leave, until I bring him back."
When Davey came up to my driver's side window, I rolled it down, kept looking straight ahead and said, "Get in." After he did, I backed out of the space, never looking at Davey or saying a word, and he remained silent also. Of course. Because he's not allowed to do otherwise.
I drove him home, opened the door for him to walk in, and told him to strip off all his clothes and kneel beside our dining table. I stood by the door until he did so. Then I sat down in front of him. "Tell me that you love me, and beg me to never leave you."
"I love you Mand- ... dear. I love you. Please don't ever leave me. Please. I love you, dear, please, please, don't ever leave me."
"Tell me that you love me and would never, EVER, even DREAM of leaving me."
"I love you, dear. I would never, ever, even dream of leaving you."
"Again."
"I love you, dear. I would never, ever, even dream of leaving you."
"Again."
"I love you, dear. I would never, ever, even dream of leaving you."
"Tell me you know you are a complete loser slave to your wife, but that you are happy to remain so for the rest of your life, and will do anything she says, to make her happy, even when it makes you unhappy."
"I know I am a complete loser slave to my wife, but I am happy to remain so... for the rest of my life... and do anything you say.. anything she says, to make her happy, even when... it makes me... unhappy."
"Tell me that you know your wife will never let you have sex with her again, but you still love her more than anything in the world, and would love for her to find sexual satisfaction from other men, because you want her to be happy."
Davey's eyes widened, and he gasped like I'd just punched him in the gut. But he said, "I know my wife will never let me have sex with her again, but I love her anyway, more than anything in the world, and ... I would... love for her to... find ... [here he started to tear up, and his voice broke]... sexual satisfaction ... with other men... because... I want her to be happy."
He started to sob, looking down at the floor in front of me, and shaking his head. When he looked back up at me, he saw me smirking. I said, "Tell me you know ... that your wife loves to make you cry."
After three or four audible sobs, he wailed, "I know my wife loves to make me cry."
"But you still love her and will love her forever."
"But I still love her... and will love her forever."
Satisfied he was in the right frame of mind, I said, "I have some documents here... aaand... based on what you just told me, I think you'll find them perfectly reasonable, and... you'll have no trouble... signing them for me. Like a good little boy. Here. Read."
I handed him the papers, and as he knelt on the hard tile floor, he read them carefully. When he finished, he glanced up at me, a little concerned, and then took the time to read them through a second time. When I knew he was finished, I said, "If you have any questions, you are allowed to ask."