My phone chimed. It was Bill, my best friend. "Hey," I said.
But instead of Bill's voice, I heard the sounds of a woman's cries of ecstasy, grunts and exclamations of passion, and the unmistakable sounds of gagging and wet skin on skin. "Oh, god yes! Give me your tasty cock! Mmm, mmm, mmm," she sputtered. Suspecting it was a prank call, I hit the "record" button.
Wait! Her voice sounded familiar. Staring at Bill's number, my mind raced to catch up to reality. Then, I could make out Bill's voice.
"Suck it, slut, oh, yes, suck that dick!" he said repeatedly.
"What the hell?" I thought, incredulous. Bill had a reputation as a lady's man, and being recently divorced, making up for lost time--a real charmer too. He loved showing off his latest sexual conquest, especially to me, his married friend. Did he accidentally call me?
"Ready for my cock to slide inside you, slut?" Bill taunted.
"Yes! Fuck me, Bill! Please, give your cock to me now. I want you to fill my pussy with your thick cock!"
Wait a minute, was that my wife's voice? "Mary?" I gasped.
"Oh yeah, it feels so good. Right there. Aha, don't stop. Oh, faster, faster. OH!" I heard her say.
Yes, that is Mary, my wife!
"Oh my god, yes! Harder! Fuck me! Fuck me!" Mary begged shamelessly. She does this low-pitched jazz-singer voice when she's excited. Honest to God, it drives me crazy. Then, I heard her squeal.
"Yeah, you love big cock, don't you? Say it!" Bill demanded.
"Ah! Oh! OH MY GOD... YES! I LOVE IT!" Mary cried out.
He grunted. "Oh, fuck, Feel that cock stretching you? Fucking your cunt? Take my cock, you fucking slut! I'm going to cum inside you!"
"Yes! Yes! I'm your slut! Fuck me! Fill me up! You're making me come!" she wailed. "Fuck! Come in me! Please!" I heard her beg him.
My mind raced. This can't be real? Certainly not, no. Bill was a prankster--he must have convinced my wife Mary to go along with this practical joke. They must be pretending to be caught having an affair.
Avoiding Bill's mischief kept me on my toes. This time, he must have convinced my wife to help him too. That was a devious trick. What an asshole he could be! Even though I recognized her voice, I never heard her use words as vulgar or indecent. It sounded so passionate, so slutty, so intense. I had no idea she was capable of being this naughty. Even knowing she was acting for a prank, her sexy voice got my motor running.
"Oh my god! I'm coming! Oh yes, oh yes, right there. Your cock feels so good! I'm coming..."
Listening to their impassioned sounds, I actually started feeling uncomfortable, and I'd had enough. "Bill! Mary? OK, you got me, a good one, too!" I said into the phone. "Best prank ever! You can stop now."
"Pete! Are you there? Oh, Pete! Your wife loves fucking, doesn't she?" Bill jeered. "Well, she loves fucking me, Pete," he said, sounding out of breath. "Mary is the best pussy I've ever had," he goaded me, his breathing labored, "Especially for men with big dicks, right? Aren't you?"
Bill, in between grunts, continued, "She loves being dirty! Sucking my cock, taking it deep in her mouth, licking my balls, rimming my asshole, making my cock hard so I can fuck her! And brother, I love fucking her!!"
"Oh, god! Yes! Yes!" she howled.
I fidgeted uncomfortably, "Bill, you're taking this too far. Enough, please." I entreated him, "Mary, you can stop now." Although, even as I said it, this feeling of trepidation was growing inside me.
"For a wife, you picked a winner, for sure, Pete! Big tits, a sexy body! And her hot, wet pussy, Pete? She keeps it shaved for me. Did you know that? For me!" he repeated.
Wait, I thought, Did she tell him she's been shaving her pussy? It was unlike her to share something so private. How did he know?
Her voice was still in the background, one climax after another, it seemed. It sounded so real...
I shook my head. They were both really going all out on this caper, even as in bad taste as it was. I'd never heard either one of them use language like this before. They were dedicated to the prank, for sure--or so I thought.
"And speaking of tight, hot pussies, Pete, I have fucked the hell out of hers. As often as I can now, she can't get enough of my cock! I guess she's never had one as big as mine! I'll ruin this fucking cunt and wear it out! I'll send her home stretched out!"
"I'll send her home to you. Don't worry, Pete. But her cunt will be full of my cum! Have you gone down on her recently? She told me you did--many times! Did you smell my cock on her pussy? Taste my cum in her cunt? I like the thought of you getting my sloppy seconds, Pete. And you know what?"
He paused, grunting and breathing heavily.
"Mary does, too. She loves fucking me. And now, it's out in the open! She loves that you know!"
I took a deep breath. Something wasn't right. This was way too far to go for a prank, even for Bill. I couldn't believe Mary would go along with it. "OK, you got me, good too! Bill? Ha ha ha, very funny. You can stop now." I said, my voice shaking now. "Jokes over, you got me."
Suddenly, a picture showed up on my phone, a smooth, wet pussy with a dick part way in. Then another, this time with my wife's face covered in sweat and a semi-hard penis pressed against her cheek, her tongue stretched sideways to taste it. Then a third, this one unmistakably my wife, from the rear, and she was on all fours, her red, raw pussy dripping with spunk. A fourth, her face in his naked crotch, his balls in her mouth. A fifth, this time in our house, our bedroom, and another in our kitchen.
I felt my face flush red. I could feel the heat radiating off my cheeks. I sat down, weakly, fighting the rising feeling of nausea. It was dawning on me just what was happening.
More images arrived, and I could see her face on each and every one. She was smiling, laughing, or climaxing. Each picture told the story of two people having the time of their lives.
"Look like a joke to you, Pete? Are you laughing? Or, does it make you hard? I hope so! But I'll get the last laugh this time!"
I didn't respond. My mind was numb. I thought back to when we met Bill, over a year ago. My then-girlfriend Mary and I were newly engaged, and it was at a church barbecue picnic. He was there with some mutual friends.
Bill was about 5'10", broad-shouldered and strong, with sandy blonde hair trimmed high and tight, blue eyes, and a naturally lean and fit physique. Outgoing and a show-off. Tanned, tattooed, and toned.
"She can't get enough of my big cock!" He boasted "You love a big cock, don't you? You're such a slut for me! You love my big cock in your hot little pussy, don't you? Say it!" he demanded.
"Oh my god yes, I'm your slut! Fuck me with your big cock!" Mary managed to say, her voice interrupted in parts by Bill pounding her cunt.
I'm 6'1'', lean, but fit from jogging and tennis. My dick is a good size, I think, about 6 inches hard, but I never really measured it. I know, from a drunken bet one night, that Bill's dick is the same size as mine, no matter what he was saying now.
"Oh yes, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me!" Mary cried out from the phone, lustily.
Mary is the most beautiful, most intelligent woman I've ever met. She is very tan, as her people come from Central America, with deep brown eyes and long, wavy black hair. She is quite tall, around 5'11''. Her large breasts are round, full, and 100% real. Like a leggy, exotic model, she draws men's eyes (and some women's) wherever we go. I long ago got used to the ogling from other men, even wolf whistles, as if I wasn't there.
"Ugh! Ugh! Fuck me!" Mary grunted.
When we met Bill, a combat marine who had just returned from deployment in Afghanistan to our little town, where he found his house empty and foreclosed and his wife gone. She ran off with some musician to Oregon, maxed out his credit cards, and stole every penny from him. He wound up staying with some mutual friends while he put his life back together. We met at a fire hall barbeque and fell for his charm and undefeated attitude. He was boastful outwardly, but on the inside, he was humble. He didn't even bad-mouth his soon-to-be ex-wife but instead talked hopefully about the future.
Mary and I were engaged at the time. We married soon after with Bill as the best man.
We helped him out as we could, being poor newlyweds ourselves, and made sure he had a meal and a roof when he needed it. The truth was that I developed a mild hero-worship thing with him, a kind of bromance. He'd sometimes tease me about it in front of Mary, "Be careful, kitten, your sissy boyfriend may leave you for me!"---much to my chagrin.
I'd shoot back. "Like Mary, I prefer REAL men, but you keep trying!"
Bill would snort, grabbing his dick through his pants and wiggling it, saying, "Suck my cock! Mary doesn't mind; I bet she loves watching!"!"
We were about the same age, but where I was educated, reliable, consistent, and cautious. Bill was a trained soldier, world traveler, and wild, especially with women. We were bookends, opposites but a matched pair. He was also fearless and loyal. Well, loyal in his own mind, as I was discovering now.
He recovered from his financial troubles quickly, starting a successful business in town. We became close friends, the three of us, spending nights around a campfire, weekends traveling, fishing, and hiking. Mary even called him my adopted twin brother.
Let me give you an example of what kind of person he was: Once, moving into our new house, I sprained my arm unloading our refrigerator. Mary drove me to the hospital and called Bill to lock up our house until we could return. By the time we got back that night, he'd moved all the boxes and appliances in, hooked them up, assembled our bed, and had dinner delivered. He refused to take a penny for it. I thought of him as a true and genuine friend.
Even though we were close, Bill and I were both pranksters, always trying to catch the other guy, one-upping the tricks--it was almost an obsession. Mary would sometimes participate if only to keep herself from being our target. In fact, he was easy to prank, as he was impulsive and had a giant ego.
One time, I poured oil under his prized truck, and when he pulled away, he thought it was a massive leak and spent an hour searching for the source, with me hidden and laughing the entire time. The next day, I dumped a puddle of chocolate syrup in the same spot, which, from a distance, looked like oil. He thought the leak was back and was freaking out when I calmly walked up, put my finger in the puddle, and tasted it, announcing, "Did you get your oil changed at an ice cream shop?"