Clarice quite enjoyed sitting for the Jonas family. The twins were cute and the parents were really very nice. Shirley was very friendly, fun to talk to and sensible. Far more so that Clarice's own mother. Clarice had had some very useful and informational discussions with Shirley about things that Clarice's mother wouldn't even discuss. Very uptight, Clarice considered her mother at times.
Shirley's husband Jonas was nice, but a bit touchy. Personally, Clarice thought parents who named their child Jonas "Jonas" were a bit odd, and they should expect their child to grow up a bit touchy.
Both Jonas and Shirley had seemed quite happy when Clarice saw them off, obviously looking forward to a good time. Which was why Clarice was slightly surprised that when they came home, while Shirley still seemed quite happy, Jonas was plainly in a bad mood. He wasn't actually snarling and lashing his tail, but you could sense that he wanted to.
Clarice and Shirley settled down for a cup of coffee before Clarice left, and Clarice couldn't help but comment on Jonas's change mood.
Shirley dismissed it airily.
"It's just that time of the month," she said, "and it makes Jonas a bit snappy."
Clarice was a little confused. If it was that time of the month for a woman, she would understand completely, but for a man?
Shirley saw her confusion and laughed.
"Not him, you fool," she said. "Me."
That did make more sense, Clarice admitted, but why would that make Jonas so stroppy?
Seeing the touch of confusion still on Clarice's face, Shirley explained further.
"You have a boyfriend, Clarice. Are you likely to have sex with him during that time of the month?"
Understanding dawned, and Clarice blushed.
Shirley gave a wicked grin.
"Poor man has an itch and an erection standing out to here, and no chance of scratching that itch for a few days. I'll probably have to give him a blow job to ease his pain, but as far as he's concerned it's just not the same."
The subject changed and the two women chatted away. When Jonas came prowling past Clarice couldn't help but glance at his crotch, noting the bulge currently there. She blushed again as Shirley spotted her looking and laughed.
They continued talking while they finished off their coffee until Shirley made an amazing non sequitur.
"Have you ever been raped, Clarice?" she suddenly asked.
Clarice blinked. What the hell?
"Ah, no," she said.
"Would you like to be," asked Shirley softly.
Clarice was stunned. Would she like to be? OK. She'd fantasized about being raped, generally by someone who looked like a film star with enormous muscles. After all, what woman hadn't wondered what it would be like to be taken by force? But to actually want to be raped?