When the cats away.....
This one started with Michele leaving to go shopping on a Saturday morning. Later that afternoon I was sitting in the house watching TV when I heard the phone ring. When I answered it, I heard Billy's voice on the other end. He told me that he flew into Amarillo for a visit, and asked if I could pick him up at the Airport. I asked him if Val was with him, and he told me she couldn't get off to come this time. I told him I'd be right there. I tried to call Michele on her cell phone to let her know where I was going, but she didn't answer. I drove out to the Airport and got Billy. We laughed and talked all the way back to the house. When we got back to the house, I saw that we were out of a few things, so I told Billy I was going to the grocery store. I asked him if he wanted to go, but he told me he'd like to take a shower since we would probably go out that night.
I showed him where everything was, and I left as he was getting into the shower. No more than five minutes after I left, Michele came back home. She unloaded all the stuff she had bought, and went into the bedroom to put up her purse. She heard the shower running and thought that I was getting a shower. She petted our dog Max, and played with him awhile till she heard the water stop. She wanted to talk to me about what she found when she was shopping, so she went to the bathroom door to let herself in. In the mean time, Billy had dried off and had turned to put the towel back up on the shower door. Right as he got it hung up and was turning to face the sink, Michele opened the door and started to talk because she thought it was me. When she saw it was Billy, she gasped. They both stood there for a minute looking at each other. Michele started to leave the room when Billy told her not to be embarrassed. Michele told him she wasn't embarrassed, just startled.