Informing anyone who asks that I am just escorting my 'good friend' Bill back home as he is obviously disorientated enough to have lost all his clothes and that, yes I was very surprised that my loving wife had actually been giving that 'loving' to someone else while I had been away defending our country, we slowly make our way to Bill's home.
We now have quite a crowd following us, all either shouting abuse at the embarrassed couple or alternatively, laughing at their predicament. It takes us maybe 40 or 45 minutes to finally reach our destination but eventually we are stood in front of my wife's lover's front door.
I ring the bell and the door is opened a few seconds later by Sarah, the soon to be estranged wife of my previously thought good friend.
"Hi there Sarah, I'm sorry to spring this on you but I have just arrived home and found something you probably didn't even know you had lost under my wife on our bed. It would appear they have an on-going carnal knowledge of each other that both you and I were not invited to be privy to."
The poor girls face was a picture of astonishment as she observed her naked husband attached to the street slut.
"I'll leave you to do as you wish with your trash. As I have no further use for it, if you could get rid of my rubbish too I would be very grateful." I said calmly to the now furious betrayed wife, before turning and starting to walk back to my now single home.
Is that enough retribution for my wife's and my so-called friend's betrayal?... Well let me just point out. In these days of instant technology, nearly everyone over the age of 5 seems to have a mobile phone with a camera that has immediate access to the internet. Consequently, even before I get home, there are dozens of videos of the previous hour's very public display of my wife's adultery on You-Tube or whatever other internet gossip site you favour. Also, the local news station has arrived with their cameras and are desperately trying to get the naked couple to give their side of the story so I think, yes the shame and embarrassment will be enough revenge for me and Sarah.