"What were you thinking? Why did you have me served with divorce papers today?"
"Well, I have had enough."
"What do you mean enough, are you talking about us swapping with the neighbours? You remember you agreed to that."
"Well, you certainly enjoyed yourself, again and again, but also remember I did not really want to do that, I just agreed to make you happy. Let's face it you certainly did better out of that swap, all you can talk about is what a total stud Dave is and how you can't wait to do it again."
Seriously it was so unfair, I received a plump, titless, woman who only wanted missionary style. All she wanted was a pump and done, she didn't care about having any orgasms and I had to use lube because she was so dry. She was would rather watch painted dry then have sex, so would I. So suffice to say the swaps have become more and more one sided over time.
My wife on the other hand, was receiving Dave's 'massive' cock in every hole multiple times each time they met. It was an all night fuck fest and she couldn't stop raving about it to me after every time. I have had enough of that.
"Okay so this is about your brother in law Alvin?"
"Well,"
Interrupting me, "What! I can't believe you! You and your sister Beth Ann agreed to that since she had such a low sex drive and Alvin was getting frustrated. I was trying to help them out by reliving his stress."