Chapter 2
Two's a Crowd
*** Eric ***
I couldn't believe the situation I found myself in.
My wife was admitting to years of adulterous affairs with her university roommates, threesomes, foursomes, raping men, and sex far kinkier than anything she had ever done with me. She had been having sex every week with Brian and Lisa, played bondage and discipline games with them, occasionally fucked Pat while we were dating, and taken up with him again for the last month. She had been feeding me other men's sperm since the day of our wedding. She had me tied up to the bed, was gently teasing me without release, and asking to enlarge my penis so I could please her better in bed, and be more like her lover. And then, after revealing all this, she'd asked me what I thought.
What did I think? I was more turned on than ever in my life! What was wrong with me?
"Baby," I told her, "maybe I should be furious, but I am hornier about this than I've ever felt in my life."
Jill brightened, turning from being a sexual vamp relentlessly edging me to being the bubbly, twenty-something, slender brunette that I had dated four years ago.
"Oh, sweetie, I'm so glad. When you caught me, I was afraid that was the end. I really regret not including you sooner on this. I should have introduced you to my lovers when we were dating, and included you in the play. I'm sorry."
I thought about it a second. "It's okay. I don't know if I would have accepted it when I was just out of college. Now I know I do. But, I want to ask you some questions and establish some rules. Can you stop masturbating me for a minute while we discuss this? It's very distracting."
Jill giggled and pulled her hand away from my penis, where she had been absentmindedly stroking the skin just below the glans. "Wait. I want to make sure you don't go down while we talk," she said. Jill got off the bed and walked into her closet. I heard her rummaging around. I began to regret getting such a big, modern house in the exurbs with things like walk-in closets, because I couldn't see what was going on.
She strode back out with a clear plastic cylinder in her hand. "What's that?" I asked, knowing full well what she was carrying.
"Penis pump. I've been looking for a good opportunity to use it on you. This would seem to be it." Jill scooped up some of the precum leaking out of my cock and coated the first half-inch or so of the inside of the cylinder. Then she slid it over my penis and nestled it against my pubic hair. The opening of the cylinder was tapered a little, holding almost right against my shaft. The tube flared open perhaps half an inch wider than my shaft on each side. My erect glans didn't quite touch the sides, and the tip of my glans only came to three quarters of its length.
"I think this will work, despite the hair, but we are going to have to do something about that tomorrow. What do you think about waxing?"
"I have to work tomorrow."
"Call in sick. I want you smooth." Like Pat, I thought to myself. One night, after we had been drinking too much, Jill had gigglingly tried to convince me to let her wax off my chest, abdominal, underarm, and pubic hair. Jill had shared with me how much she liked Pat's smooth, hairless body, ("Like and elf!" she told me), and that all she had to wax on him to turn him back into a ten-year-old were his very hairy underarms and a small patch of golden pubic hair above his penis. I'd laughed at the time, and kept my hair on my body. Now I knew she had been serious about wanting me to be more like Pat.
"I'm going to wax your whole body tomorrow. Especially your pubes." With that, she pressed the tube down against my pubic bone and began squeezing the pump handle, sucking air out of the cylinder. A pressure gauge needle on top of the pump jumped up and settled back a little with each squeeze of the trigger. The lubricant she got from my cock sealed the edge up sufficiently to hold the vacuum. "I usually use cocoa butter with these, but your precum sure is doing the trick."
She squeezed the trigger a few more times. I groaned in satisfaction, feeling the pressure stimulate my penis deeply. Jill stopped at five psi.
"There. Isn't that beautiful?" My penis, normally seven inches long on the nose (what guy *doesn't* measure his penis?) had been stretched out by an extra fraction of an inch, according to the markings on the side of the clear acrylic tube. My glans was swollen and partly revealed, turning a darker reddish color. The foreskin covering the glans was pressed up against the sides of the tube.
"I think I'm going to have to get you a special head enlarger tube! Look how big the glans is getting! Oh, sweetie, isn't that wonderful?"
It certainly *felt* wonderful. It was like fucking in reverse, being pulled to make sensation, rather than pushing.
"Is this for the enlargement?" I asked.
Jill sat down on the bed, still holding the pump. "In a way. The trick isn't so much to pump high pressures, it's to maintain an extremely erect state for a long period of time. That's how little boys' penises become adult sized - the constant erections, combined with the hormonal signal at puberty, stimulate tissue expansion. If we can recreate the erections and the signal, your penis will start growing again." She squeezed twice more, raising the pressure to seven psi. "Good seal." Jill lifted up on the tube. The suction kept the tube plastered to my pubic area, and pulled my overly-erected penis away from my body. I was so hard I ached, from the top of my shaft to the deep, internal penis shaft inside my body.
I groaned at the added sensation. I had been impossibly close to coming, and now was even closer, but nothing was going to be able to touch my cock and push me over. Jill was doing this on purpose before I could ask questions and set boundaries. She sometimes liked to drive me wildly close to orgasm, then ask for something, knowing I would say yes to almost anything to have her finish.
"How do you know so much about this?" I asked.
"Well, Lisa and I were talking about cock size one day at school. This was before she met Brian, and way before Pat. We had been measuring our hook-ups' penis length and circumference during the year, and being the kinky girls we are, we recorded the results. Guys love to have their cocks measured. You know, despite all the talk about huge cocks, the average American male is only about five and a half inches long, and maybe four and three quarters around. We decided we wanted men substantially larger than that.
"Our dataset" - she didn't even call them men - "was a little bigger, but not much: about six by five. It didn't help that half of them had been circumcised. We decided we would only have sex with intact men after that - their penises were larger around thanks to having all the skin they were born with, missing out on 'penile reduction surgery', as those 19th century bastards like John Kellogg called it. With the number of Canadians like you around, thanks to the University, getting intact men wasn't too hard.
"So, anyway, we started looking into penis enlargement, first as a lark, then as something more serious. We wanted hung boyfriends. Statistics said they were very rare. You know that at seven inches you are longer than 90% of all other men? But we wanted men hung larger than that. We were going to have to grow our own.