I was a bit surprised when Ron and Mike rocked up one Saturday morning and stared loading stuff into Frank's truck. As far as I knew Frank had the day off and I had a few things lined up around the house that I wanted him to do. He'd been promising to do them for a while now.
"What's up, Frank?" I asked. "I thought you had the day off."
"That's right, love," he said, smiling. "We're going fishing. Can you pack some sort of lunch for the three of us?"
It would be impolite to castrate him in front of his mates, so I didn't. I just made a mental note of it in my to-do list. Then I went and packed a lunch that would feed three pigs for a week. It should be enough to feed Frank and friends for one meal. A short time later they were gone and I had the house to myself.
I got out the list of things that I had made out for Frank, sighed, and tackled the first job. (Starting with the easiest, of course. Crossing of the easy ones makes you look as though you've had a productive day.)
Dinner time rolled up but Frank and his friends didn't. I had something simple and settled down to watch some telly, eventually going to bed about ten.
It was nearly midnight when Frank and his mates rolled up. Mike banged on the door until I answered. I gave him the evil eye but he just grinned at me.
"Frank and Ron are a bit plastered," he said. "I drew the short straw for nominated driver, damn it, which is why I'm sober. Um, Frank said that Ron and I could doss down in the front room for the night. That OK?"
Not really, but he did have the decency to confirm it with me so I nodded.
"Yes, that's fine," I told him. "If you would kindly dump Frank on his bed, I suggest that you lay Ron on the floor and grab the couch for yourself."
Mike grinned and followed through on my suggestions. I stripped off Frank's boots and outer clothing and left him snoring on his side of the bed. I turned off the lights and went back to bed myself.
A few hours later I woke up. The night was mucky and I was restless. I decided I'd have a cold drink. Maybe it would help me get back to sleep.
I wandered down to the kitchen and grabbed a glass of water. I was standing at the sink drinking it when Frank came sliding up behind me. I guessed that my getting out of bed must have disturbed him, though I'd have sworn he'd have slept through an earthquake.
Now I didn't put on a dressing gown just to go and get a drink of water. Dressing appropriately for a hot night, I was wearing a short flimsy nightgown and a pair of panties. Frank, damn him, just came up behind me, slid his hands up over my hips under the nightgown, hooked onto my panties and lowered them.
Then, of course, he reached around me, rubbing my mons. Idiot.
"Knock it off, Frank," I snapped. "We have visitors, remember."
I turned to face him and saw that we did indeed have visitors. I'd been right about Frank and the earthquake. He was still in our bedroom, snoring his head off. I could hear other snores coming from the front room where Ron was also sleeping it off.
Mike on the other hand, was standing right in front of, grinning like a loon. Also, the fact that I was now facing him made it easier for him. One hand closed over my mound and the other slip up inside my nightgown and latched onto a breast, which he promptly started massaging.
I was not having this. I pushed him away quite firmly. It didn't upset him, mind you. He just seemed to find it humorous.
"What the fuck do you think you're playing at?" I snarled at him.
I was seriously displeased. I could still feel where his hands had been touching me. I like sex, and initially thinking it was Frank I'd been enjoying the touch, even though I knew I was going to put him off. Until we were in the bedroom, anyway. Now I find it was Mike's touch I'd been enjoying. Not good.
"What am I playing at?" asked Mike affably. "I thought it was obvious. I was touching you up, preparatory to giving you a nice fuck."
"Are you mad? Not happening?" I told him. "I'm going back to bed. You can go back to your couch."
"All in good time," Mike said. "Look."
The son of a bitch unzipped and whipped out his old fella. Quite impressive it was, too, but that was beside the point.
"Very nice, Mike," I told him, "but I'm not interested. Tuck it back in your pants."
"Don't be so hasty," Mike told me. "Just think. I'm going to turn you around and bend you over the kitchen bench. Then this little friend of ours is going to make your closer acquaintance. I'll be spreading your lips so I have easy access, then driving myself into you so hard and fast you'll still remember it come Christmas. It'll be fun. Do you want to turn around now or do I touch you up some more first?"
Mike was real expressive with his hands as he explained his plans for me. I could practically see him bending me over the bench and nailing me from behind. For that matter, my pussy positively twitched with interest. The thought of being taken in the middle of the night by a man who had no right to do so sort of intrigued me. Not that it was going to happen, of course.