Empty nesting gets better the longer it happens and after 5 years of no kids, it's like we are teenagers again. Maybe I should explain my self, Karen & I got married 27 years ago and had our first child a year later. The baby had a lot of problems so it was four years later when we took the risk of having a second child, you do the math we had kids in the house showing up at the wrong moments or that we had to find grandparents to take care of for twenty two years. Finally their gone, I love them but they are out of the house and I love that too.
It took a year or so for us to figure out we could just go and do without double checking 4 schedules and upcoming programs or projects. Four years ago we discovered Montana's Testicle Festival; this "Adult" party lasts for a week, it has been called the "Burning Man of the North" and is just as wild as you want to make it. From public nudity to sex on the dance floor, alcohol flows and anything goes as long as you respect the others around you.
I figured the first time we went would be our last; I was pretty sure how Karen would react to the nude bodies and nonstop party atmosphere and it would not be good. We played it very mellow and no one minded, in fact it was the first time in several years I had been able to get away from my high stress job and really let my hair down. She watched as I just relaxed, all the stress just went away and I was in my element and it was good.
Needless to say we returned the next year and every year since, she has loosened up over time wearing more revealing outfits, but never took part in the flashing many of the other gals were doing. This year things changed.
We have invited a number of friends to come with us or join us there, but so far none seemed to have the guts to step out of their lives and head north with us. We were talking to an old friend last April about the T.F. and how much fun it was. Ed is one of my oldest friends, his folks moved in next door to my grandparents when he was 3 & I was 4, they have been part of the family ever since. We roomed together in college where he and Karen got to be close friends also, "Mom" he got to calling her then and he has ever since.
All it took was a quick slide show of the previous year's event and he proclaimed "That's it, I'm going this year!"
Now I'm excited, Ed is the only guy who ever encouraged my wife in to getting naked in public. Twenty six years ago at a wet tee shirt contest, when they announced it, I naturally turned and headed toward the stage, pissing off my young wife. "I should get in this! That would show him!" she said to him.
"Yes you should" Ed encouraged; she gave him a look, "What, you don't have to get naked if you don't want to." He led her around behind the stage where they were handing out the tee shirts. Ed got her a shirt and said "So... you have you got the guts?"
That was all it took, she ripped her shirt and bra off in front of him and a few others and grabbed the white tee slipping it on. "You damn right I do!" Karen at 20 was quite a looker, 34-24-38, 5'8", long blond hair, a knockout if I do say so my self.
I was waiting near stage when they started bringing the girls on stage, "My wife is up there??" a said about half to myself.
"That's my Mom!" I heard Ed's voice from right behind me as he stepped up "go Mom! Woo Hoo!"
When the cold mountain water hit that shirt, it disappeared and her headlights turned on. She made it through the first three elimination rounds, but refused to show the world when the girls took their shirts completely off. I never really figured out why, all she would say was "It was a wet tee shirt contest, not a naked tits contest." But when she had swapped shirts she showed Ed the goods and from that point on he had a thing for her tits.
Now over the years both Karen & I had settled into our easy chairs and rounded a bit. Don't get me wrong she has always been hot in my eyes, but time & kids have taken their toll on us both. Where she once sported an hot hour glass figure, she was now a 38-34-40 and not showing off much around those we know. My 30 inch waist had jump to a 40 and was building a nice shade for my dick, my doctor had just put me on not only High blood pressure meds, but since I was borderline diabetic he prescribed some meds to combat that also. What a wake up call!
We joined a nutrition club. 2 shakes a day, exercise and a good meal at night.
What a difference a few months make, the first of August as we measured each other before heading to the Testy Fest I had dropped 23 pounds and 15 inches over all, Karen only lost 9 pounds but 23 inches over all leaving her with a 36-28-39 figure, looking hotter than she has in years. With our new bodies came a new attitude, the sex was back and getting hotter, Karen's weekend outfits were showing more and more of her.
We loaded up the camper and headed north to Montana. "Testy Fest get ready because here we come." Now understand that not only is my job high stress it is also high profile in our area, very political, so I have to travel 200 miles minimum over a state border to get away from those who know me. Karen works in the business office for the county so she too keeps a low profile in the area. We no more than cleared the state line on the northern end of the next county when she said "WE'RE ON VACATION!!!" she sat up unsnapped her seat belt and looked at me "and I'm getting comfortable!"
"Please do" I remarked.
Karen stuck her tongue out at me as she reached behind her back and undid her bra, "I gotta get this thing off." She did this almost every night once she was home and not leaving, usually under a bulky dress shirt or sweater, today she was wearing a tight tee shirt and pulling her bra off with out removing the shirt was proving to be a bit awkward in the pickup or so it seemed. "FUCK IT" she pulled the tee shirt and bra off over her head, now topless she pulled the bra out of her shirt and threw it into the back seat of the extended cab, "any objections?"
"Me? Why would I object?" She straightened her shirt and was turning it to put back on, "In fact" I remarked "wear or don't wear, what ever you want."
"Pervert" she flipped the shirt around about three more times then folded it and placed it on the console between us. Her areolas darkened a bit and her nipples came to attention as she sat back in the seat and strapped the seat belt back on. Driving on a two lane highway the chances of being seen topless were pretty low so her comfort level was pretty high. "Just keep your eyes on the road" she reclined the seat back a bit grabbed a pillow and proceeded to take a nap. Her fair skin never really tans; even though she had spent most the summer sun bathing she had more of a blush on her ivory skin than a tan. Her breasts hang a bit lower than they used to but still an eyeful for anyone.
Thirty miles later I pulled the big Chevy off the two lane and onto the interstate, the fifth wheel was towing along behind like it wasn't even there. Speed limit 75 -- trucks 65, I can argue whether the Chevy qualifies as a truck or not so I'm pushing 75+ down the interstate and started passing the big rigs. The first couple went by with no incident, the third truck I caught on a hill, he must have been running empty because as I caught him I slowed a bit on the grade, across from his door, as he started to fall behind he caught a gear a bit early and made the Cummings diesel scream as he tried to keep up, so I let him. Karen's big old boobies bouncing slightly in the sunlight had to be quite a sight from the bird's eye view of the big truck.
I started to pulled away at the top of the hill, but he soon caught up as we headed down hill still running to my right as we covered the blacktop, when we hit the next hill I pulled away I figured he had seen enough. I had been playing with several other truckers when Karen suddenly stretched and woke up; I kicked in the overdrive and went on around the truck I had been next to, pulling into the right lane. (Yawn) "When did we hit the interstate?" she asked.