Have you ever read one of those stories where the wife gets revenge on a cheating husband? Some of those stories are so unrealistic. I mean, how many wives actually tie their husbands to chairs and fuck some guy in front of him? Or, how many wives actually get videotaped screwing and then make the husband watch it? What I did wasn't that extreme, but at least it is realistic. I emailed a picture to Mark, the cheater.
The caption I sent was, "Revenge number one. How many more do I need to do?"
Can you believe the gall of the lying cheater? He emailed back, "AliciaJane, you have already done one more than you should have. I have never been unfaithful to you, and I am disappointed that you now are unfaithful to me. I will have a lawyer read those divorce papers you left with me."
After I confronted him on Monday he denied even knowing that woman β that slut β at the very place where he works. He's still denying it. I am angry all over again.
Yesterday, my husband's boss, or maybe I should say my soon-to-be ex-husband's boss, came to my cubicle at Brown Business. He, Jack Mason, wanted me to hand over Mark's laptop.
I told him, "No way! You can't have it. It has evidence of Mark's infidelity."
Until today I didn't know where Mark went, and I didn't care. Jack said something about frozen toes and Mark getting hurt. I think he said Mark is at Sanford Hospital. I really wasn't listening because I ranted about Mark being a lying, cheating bastard.
After Jack Mason left, Irene, in the next cubicle came over. "What was all that about?" she asked.
"I kicked Mark out Monday night," I blurted out to Irene.
"Wow, AJ, why'd you do that?"
"He's been cheating on me," I replied.
Irene and I have been friends for a few years. Last year she met Joe. Irene and Joe are a loving couple, Irene is reluctant to make a long term commitment, however.
I continued, "I need to talk to someone about it. Wanna go get a couple of drinks at the Dirty Bird after work?'
"You bet," replied Irene, "I will let Joe know I will be late getting home."
Today is not as cold as earlier this week. There was a dusting of snow on our cars. It took just a couple of minutes to sweep the windshield clean. Irene and I decided to meet at the Dirty Bird Lounge after I picked up divorce paperwork at a law office.
The Dirty Bird Lounge is across the Red River in Moorhead. Outsiders often refer to the area as Fargo-Moorhead, but those of us who live here either say Fargo or we say Moorhead. I took 12th Avenue to Moorhead. Once across the river it becomes 15h Ave. The Dirty Bird is just a few blocks east of the river. In spite of its name it is a nice, clean establishment with well maintained booths and every woman's dream β super clean restrooms.
Irene was waiting for me when I got there. She waved to me from a booth. As soon as I sat a waitress appeared.
"I will have a Corona Extra, please," I said. Irene was already sipping of her rum and coke.
"AJ, I will listen and I will give you a shoulder," my friend said.
"You know how I hate this time of year, right? I guess they call 'em the winter blues. On Monday I was feeling pretty down. I needed a pick-me-up, so I decided to go to the NDSU gym to practice tennis for awhile. Exercise sometimes helps with my winter mood. I sure wish summer would get here soon. I need sunshine. I need to play tennis."
Irene interrupted, "What's that got to do with Mark?"
"Oh, yes." I replied. "I called Mark to let him know I would be a bit late getting home. That gave him extra time for cooking. A hot supper was waiting for me. The stir-fry he cooked was pretty good, but it needed soy sauce. Anyway, Irene, after supper, I happened to notice Mark's work laptop. He seldom brings it home."
"And...?"
I continued, "I saw an email from Mark's lover! She was eagerly waiting for Friday so she could feel his tongue and lips again."
"Mark had the gall to claim he didn't even know the slut. His denial of the obvious truth was more than I could handle. I was furious. I still am angry, but nothing like I was on Monday. I told him to get out of my house and out of my life. He left."
Irene asked, "Where did he go?"
"I don't know. Oh, I guess he got hurt at work or something. His boss said Mark's at Sanford Hospital."
"Are you going to get revenge?" asked my friend.
"What do you mean by revenge?"
"You know, fuck some guy and send Mark pictures so he can suffer, too."
"No, I am not going to be unfaithful to my marriage vows. Mark's cheating does not mean it is OK for me to cheat, I replied, "but I wouldn't mind hurting him."
"OK, then, how about fake fucking? Send an email with a staged photo. I bet I could get Joe to pretend to screw you. I could take some pictures. Send them to Mark and make him suffer." Irene's idea was sounding pretty good, but, I was on my third Corona by then.
"Let's do it!"
Irene made the arrangements and two more beers later we were at Joe's apartment.
"Now, Joe," said Irene, "Remember, this is just pretend. You do not get to really screw AJ. Is that clear?"
"Yes, honey," smiled Joe.
Irene ripped the covers off the bed and gave directions. "AJ, you have to take off your top, but you can leave your skirt on. We will cover that part with this sheet."
"Joe, take off your shirt and t-shirt. Your sweatpants need to stay on." Yummy, Joe appears to be one of those body builder guys. I think the term is six-pack for that tight tummy, and his arms, shoulders and pecs just shouted muscle. Irene has a gorgeous guy for her boyfriend.