One night, I had a dream with donuts and boobs as the focus of the dream. I really did. The next morning, I told my wife, Lilly, about my dream and she kind of blew it off. However, for the next few days I was obsessed. I wanted donuts around my wife's boobs!!!!
While grocery shopping, I looked at all the options and found that all the donuts were much too small to accomplish this feat. You see, my wife is well endowed and getting donuts large enough for the left or the right would be no small accomplishment. But I continued to look around- knowing that when I saw them, I would recognize them.
Several days went by and I began to look for another way to accomplish my obsession. As luck would have it, my wife purchased some Krispy Kreme donuts for the family. I ate a few at the same time lamenting their size and then I saved a couple in a baggie, somehow sensing they might be of some use later.
The next day, while working at a restaurant, one of the prep guys used some old pizza dough and made some soppapia's. Shazam, I thought! I'd make my own donuts from the scrap dough at the restaurant! And that's what I did: I rolled out two very large donuts and then fried them in the fryer. When they came out, I was ready with sugar and a little cinnamon to sprinkle on each one.
I put them into a take-out style container and set them by my keys so I wouldn't forget them. Of course, the cooks in the restaurant were curious but I just told them that my kids loved large donuts and I was making each one their very own.
That night when I got home from work I began working around the house. I tried to figure out how to tell my wife that I was ready to try my experiment. When she came to check on me one time while I was working, I told her to "be ready," that I had a surprise and part of it consisted of donuts! She looked at me kind of mischievously and I knew my timing was okay and she was up to a little sugary fun.
Later that night, I showered and began to get ready for bed. After I showered, I heard my wife shower too. Here was my opportunity to get things ready! I got the two donuts that I had made, and I made a donut glaze of confectioner sugar and water and I poured this onto the donuts. Now they were big and gooey. I also threw the two Krispy Kreme donuts into the container and headed to the bedroom with my sweet experiment in my hand.
While Lilly was getting ready for bed, I checked on the kids and they were both in bed and knocking down for the night. I left the donuts hidden on my bed stand and went to the living room to watch some TV and to wait. Lucky for me, my wife didn't take much time and before long she was in our bed and putting lotion on her body.
