If you haven't figured it out for yourself by now. I like stories where a man is put in a situation where he has only unpleasant choices. He then does a little thinking outside the box and comes out on top. Welcome to one of those stories. For US citizens, the title is explained at the end.
This story has two themes that I haven't seen before so strap in for the ride. I hope you have as much fun reading as I had writing it. Be warned, I have set myself a challenge during this one.
Once again set your review dictionary to English (Australian) rather than English (US) and hopefully all the blue and red squiggles will disappear.
Hearty thanks to XTCH for advice on the ending. Thanks also to Nancy for proof reading.
SPOILER ALERT. As this is a fairly long one I thought I'd give you a few hints. I hate wasting people's time. Read the rest of this paragraph if you want to only. It does involve a cheating wife and she does suffer. The hard core btb crowd may not think she suffers enough but thinking people will recognise her devastation.
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If you had asked me yesterday if I had a happy marriage, I would have said yes with a huge smile. Fuck, if you'd asked me at breakfast today, I'd have said the same. I pinched myself every day when I came home to prove I wasn't living a dream. I took a quick inventory. Job, one of, fun and rewarding, check. House, one of, big and fully paid off, check. Bank account, one of, pleasantly big and growing steadily, check. Wife, one of, attractive, loyal, reciprocates devotion, check. Kids, two of, boy and girl, 15 and 14 respectively, check. Life just couldn't get better.
The trouble was, this wasn't yesterday or breakfast this morning. This was here and now. 2.33PM today. And the world had just turned to shit. Bigtime.
Dave, Zero Hour
As I stood in the lounge downstairs I think I could be excused for feeling very confused. I'd heard of multiple orgasms but had never heard anything like what I just had. I knew I was sick, shit, that was why I was home three hours early. Why had I just heard my wife orgasm twice? At the same time!
Clutching my roiling belly, I staggered up the stairs and peeped around the master bedroom door frame. Normally the sight of my wife masturbating would have excited me, but I was too sick and confused to behave normally. I knew Donna was highly sexed. She still proves it at least three times a week even after 17 years.
Yes, there was Donna, my Donna, lying on our bed stark naked. Stomach temporarily forgotten, I noted her still lithe form lying there naked as the day she was born. Not only naked but with legs spread as far as they would go and both hands busy between them. Even as I watched her back arched in bliss at her second or was it third climax. I was so confused. I'd heard three but logically it can only have been two.
Ordinarily it would have been an extremely hot sight, but today it was far from it. You see, the arrangement of the bedroom gave me a side on view of our bed. Also it gave me a good view of the porn movie she was finding so exciting. Now I like porn as much as the next guy, but this particular porno had me angry and confused. Not the fact that Donna was the female lead in this particular one, but rather that I wasn't the male lead. I'm not that muscular or that blonde.
I quickly discounted the possibility that the movie had been made PM. Pre me. She definitely wasn't 17 years younger on the screen.
I watched my two wives come together. The one on the screen reverse cowgirling the unknown blonde guy. All three of them had their eyes squeezed shut. I vaguely noticed the bed on the screen and the bed under my real-time wife were one and the same. My brain couldn't handle either of the sights, so my eyes automatically left the bed and the screen. They fell on the bottom drawer of Donna's dresser, incongruously pulled all the way out.
Not distracted, or more likely spurred on by the sights in front of me, my stomach remembered why it was home early. I took it into the bathroom and worshipped the great porcelain goddess. As I passed the bed I heard a loud, "Oh fuck!"
Donna takes over the story
I was just coming down from my second orgasm. Over the years I had perfected my masturbatory technique. I used one of my various vibrators on my clit while I watched the screen at the end of the bed. Not for the first time, I tried to remember the guy's name. Was it Jeff or Jed, something like that anyway? Well it had been over three years ago. As my climax hit I pushed the vibrator deep into my pussy and started stroking my clitoris while I rode the waves of wonderful muscle spasms.
Suddenly I sensed, rather than saw or heard, movement near the bed. I opened my eyes just in time to see Dave disappear into the bathroom. All thoughts of pleasure vaporised. All that occupied my mind now was deep sorrow and regret. You wouldn't believe the amount of planning and effort that had gone in to making sure this day never arrived. In fact I was so sure that it wouldn't that I hadn't given one iota of thought on what I would do or say. All I could do was wait for my beloved husband to come out of the bathroom.
I stood up as he came out and searched his face for clues of how he was taking it all. Apart from a slightly confused look, his face was unreadable. I saw him glance over my shoulder. Fuck, I'd left the video running. I hadn't meant to rub his face in my betrayal like that.
I tried to stop him as he pushed past me, heading for the bedroom exit. He roughly pushed me backwards onto the bed. I was stunned. Dave was such a gentle man and hadn't laid a finger on me in that way before.
I was too late to stop him going down the stairs and into the basement spare bedroom. I heard the lock click as the door closed between us. Right at that moment my phone alarm went off, warning me that it was time to pick the kids up from school. Setting aside the necessary damage control of my marriage I left on my regular chore. It only took a little over 30 minutes and I was back. The door to the basement was still locked and there was no answer to my knocking. The kids were confused by my obvious worry and strange behaviour. When they asked what I was doing, I replied that their dad had come home early and for some reason had locked himself in the basement.
Kate, our youngest, knocked on the basement door and called her Dad. The door cracked open and there was a whispered conversation. Kate returned.
"Dad says he's sick and he doesn't want to contaminate us. He is going to stay in the basement till he's better. He said not to worry about him for dinner."