This is a continuation of Girl Talk and Guy Talk.
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Gail's story:
Monday, June 18, 2018
"Gail, did you ever call that dreamy detective Friday?" That was Cheryl, my co-worker, with whom I'd had lunch at Alfalfa's on Friday, when those two police officers tried to pick us up. We couldn't get picked up, because we had to get back to work, but they both made sure that we had their numbers to call them, and Bill, the one who was hitting on me, asked me to call him after work. I didn't, even though he was definitely fantasy-inspiring.
"No, no way. Yeah, Bill was a real hunk, but I'm married, remember. And you're married, too!"
"Yeah, I know, and that's what made it so naughty. Stan was so freaking hot, you know, and he just looked like he'd be an awesome stud. I could just feel it, you know?"
"So, Cheryl, you called him?"
"Yeah, I know, I shouldn't have, but Danny was going to be working until eleven you know, and he's always so tired after second shift at the airport, and, well heck, I thought that maybe dinner couldn't hurt."
"Oh, my God, Cheryl, you didn't sleep with him, did you?"
"No, no, I managed to resist, though I don't know how. Part of it was that we spent too much time on dinner, and had a couple of drinks after that, and it was getting too close to the time Danny would get home, so I knew I couldn't. I didn't make it home until 10:45, so I only had 45 minutes to get everything looking like it should, get into bed and be 'sleeping' by 11:30. Danny always heads straight for bed after second shift, and I did everything I could to not have alcohol on my breath, but I still wanted to be sound asleep, so as not to get a kiss, you know?
"Anyway, nothing set off Danny's alarm bells, and I didn't have to kiss him until morning. I got up early, despite not really getting a lot of sleep, had to pee and brush my teeth again, and shower. By the time Danny woke up, I was a perfect little wifey again, in weekend clothes, and I even made Eggs Benedict for his breakfast."
"So, everything's OK, then?"
"Yeah, no harm, no foul. Heck, I even surprised Danny with some afternoon delight! We were laying out by the pool, I was laying on my stomach with my top undone, and then, when it was time to roll over, I gave him a smile and stayed topless while sunning my front."
"Cheryl, your pool isn't private like Linda's!"
"Well, it's mostly private, though the Simpsons could see us if they looked, but I didn't hear them in their back yard, and they usually go out on Saturday afternoons. Anyway, that got Danny all wound up, and he started molesting me right out by the pool. It was pretty good, too, but I'll admit it, I was fantasizing about Stan occasionally."
"Cheryl, you're going to get in some real trouble if you don't watch yourself."
"Well, what about you? You going to call, what was his name, Bill?"
"Oh, man, he's a nice fantasy, and of course I still have his number, but there's just no way I could cheat on Richard, no way!"
"Why? Even if Richard would never find out?"
"Look, Cheryl, guys are clueless, you know, but Richard isn't stupid. I could get away with a one-night stand, anybody can, but what if Bill turned out to be the super-stud he looks like, and I got hooked on him? I love Richard, we've got three kids, and there's just no way I could risk a divorce all for a one-nighter."
Lunchtime rolled around, and Cheryl suggested Alfalfa's again, but I vetoed that; no sense tempting fate and having Bill and Stan show up again. So, we went to Minglewood's, and good, no good-looking cops there! Cheryl said that I was a spoilsport, but Alfalfa's was way too close to the downtown police station.
It was 2:30, when Richard called. "Gail, looks like I've got to go to Cincinnati for a couple of days."
"Oh, that's too bad. What kind of horsey cases would you have up there?"
"A couple of farms and River Downs stuff. John and I both have to go. We're driving up Thursday morning, and we'll stay into Saturday. I've got to check the calendar, see if the Reds are playing, and if they're at home, we might catch a game Saturday."
"Well, hang on, there's a Reds' calendar right over here. Let's see, June 23rd, yup, the Cubs are in town, and it's an afternoon game, too, at 4:10. If you see that game, are you going to drive home Saturday night?"
"Let's see, three hours tops for the game, leave Cincy at 7, 7:30, and two hours back to Lexington, yeah that'd be safe enough. The ballpark is really close to the I-75 bridge into Kentucky anyway, something like four lanes wide, so it shouldn't be any problem getting out of town."
"OK, well maybe we can go out Wednesday night, so you can have a great meal before you leave."
"Gail, you're a great cook; I always get a great meal at home, you know."
"Oh, you stop! See you tonight when you get home. You going to get off on time?"