This is a continuation of Girl Talk and Guy Talk.
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Gail's story:
Monday, June 18, 2018
"Gail, did you ever call that dreamy detective Friday?" That was Cheryl, my co-worker, with whom I'd had lunch at Alfalfa's on Friday, when those two police officers tried to pick us up. We couldn't get picked up, because we had to get back to work, but they both made sure that we had their numbers to call them, and Bill, the one who was hitting on me, asked me to call him after work. I didn't, even though he was definitely fantasy-inspiring.
"No, no way. Yeah, Bill was a real hunk, but I'm married, remember. And you're married, too!"
"Yeah, I know, and that's what made it so naughty. Stan was so freaking hot, you know, and he just looked like he'd be an awesome stud. I could just feel it, you know?"
"So, Cheryl, you called him?"
"Yeah, I know, I shouldn't have, but Danny was going to be working until eleven you know, and he's always so tired after second shift at the airport, and, well heck, I thought that maybe dinner couldn't hurt."
"Oh, my God, Cheryl, you didn't sleep with him, did you?"
"No, no, I managed to resist, though I don't know how. Part of it was that we spent too much time on dinner, and had a couple of drinks after that, and it was getting too close to the time Danny would get home, so I knew I couldn't. I didn't make it home until 10:45, so I only had 45 minutes to get everything looking like it should, get into bed and be 'sleeping' by 11:30. Danny always heads straight for bed after second shift, and I did everything I could to not have alcohol on my breath, but I still wanted to be sound asleep, so as not to get a kiss, you know?
"Anyway, nothing set off Danny's alarm bells, and I didn't have to kiss him until morning. I got up early, despite not really getting a lot of sleep, had to pee and brush my teeth again, and shower. By the time Danny woke up, I was a perfect little wifey again, in weekend clothes, and I even made Eggs Benedict for his breakfast."
"So, everything's OK, then?"
"Yeah, no harm, no foul. Heck, I even surprised Danny with some afternoon delight! We were laying out by the pool, I was laying on my stomach with my top undone, and then, when it was time to roll over, I gave him a smile and stayed topless while sunning my front."
"Cheryl, your pool isn't private like Linda's!"
"Well, it's mostly private, though the Simpsons could see us if they looked, but I didn't hear them in their back yard, and they usually go out on Saturday afternoons. Anyway, that got Danny all wound up, and he started molesting me right out by the pool. It was pretty good, too, but I'll admit it, I was fantasizing about Stan occasionally."
"Cheryl, you're going to get in some real trouble if you don't watch yourself."
"Well, what about you? You going to call, what was his name, Bill?"
"Oh, man, he's a nice fantasy, and of course I still have his number, but there's just no way I could cheat on Richard, no way!"
"Why? Even if Richard would never find out?"
"Look, Cheryl, guys are clueless, you know, but Richard isn't stupid. I could get away with a one-night stand, anybody can, but what if Bill turned out to be the super-stud he looks like, and I got hooked on him? I love Richard, we've got three kids, and there's just no way I could risk a divorce all for a one-nighter."
Lunchtime rolled around, and Cheryl suggested Alfalfa's again, but I vetoed that; no sense tempting fate and having Bill and Stan show up again. So, we went to Minglewood's, and good, no good-looking cops there! Cheryl said that I was a spoilsport, but Alfalfa's was way too close to the downtown police station.
It was 2:30, when Richard called. "Gail, looks like I've got to go to Cincinnati for a couple of days."
"Oh, that's too bad. What kind of horsey cases would you have up there?"
"A couple of farms and River Downs stuff. John and I both have to go. We're driving up Thursday morning, and we'll stay into Saturday. I've got to check the calendar, see if the Reds are playing, and if they're at home, we might catch a game Saturday."
"Well, hang on, there's a Reds' calendar right over here. Let's see, June 23rd, yup, the Cubs are in town, and it's an afternoon game, too, at 4:10. If you see that game, are you going to drive home Saturday night?"
"Let's see, three hours tops for the game, leave Cincy at 7, 7:30, and two hours back to Lexington, yeah that'd be safe enough. The ballpark is really close to the I-75 bridge into Kentucky anyway, something like four lanes wide, so it shouldn't be any problem getting out of town."
"OK, well maybe we can go out Wednesday night, so you can have a great meal before you leave."
"Gail, you're a great cook; I always get a great meal at home, you know."
"Oh, you stop! See you tonight when you get home. You going to get off on time?"
"I don't see why not. See you tonight. Love you, babe!"
"Love you too, Richard!"
Gulp! He had no way of knowing, of course, but my wonderful husband just set me up with 2½ days that I could spend with a good-looking, hard-bodied cop. I hadn't called Bill, didn't want to fuck up my marriage by calling him, but that meant laying in my big, king-sized bed, all by myself, looking at the ceiling, and maybe fantasizing about Bill taking advantage of me. 'Yes, officer, just throw me in the paddy wagon!'
This was stupid! Here it was, Friday morning, and just like I was afraid of, I'd spent last night, alone in bed, thinking about Bill. I wasn't even particularly horny, since I'd made love to Richard Wednesday night, but there it was, Thursday night, all alone, trying to read myself to sleep, and I just couldn't. I had picked a particularly boring book, on the reign of Queen Mary I, 'Bloody Mary,' and couldn't get into the book, yet as boring as it was, I couldn't get Bill out of my mind, and couldn't fall asleep. I hate to admit it, but I finally put my fingers where they'd do me the most good, and got myself off, trying to imagine Richard doing things to me, but with visions of Bill's hard body never far away from my mind's eye.
I hadn't called Bill, and though he made sure that I had his number, I never gave him mine. Stan probably told him that he and Cheryl had met again, but unless there was something Cheryl hadn't told me, they hadn't actually hooked up, at least not yet. And here I had this huge mass of spreadsheets I had to go over, for a client I had landed just because Equus was their attorney. A major horse farm, with tons of expenses, big earnings at the Keeneland sales, and it was a huge mess. They thought that they were making money, but I wasn't sure of that at all.
It was 11:30, half an hour until lunch, when Cheryl came by. "Hey, Gail, just letting you know, I'm leaving early today, leaving at two.
My alarm bells sounded immediately. "What, are you meeting up with Stan? Is Danny on the evening shift or something again?"
From her reddening face, I knew that I'd hit the nail on the head. "Danny leaves the house at around 2:15, to head for work, and I'll get home about 2:30."
"Please, please, Cheryl, tell me that you aren't going to screw Stan in your marriage bed!" I tried to keep my voice low, but there was still a lot of tension in it. "If Stan comes to your house, you have too many busybody neighbors who could see him."
"No, no, nothing at home, that'd be stupid." I kept my mouth shut about the fact that the whole thing was stupid. Her husband was a good guy, and as an air traffic controller he made decent money, probably more than a detective who apparently liked to hit on married women. Danny didn't deserve this!
"No, Stan's taking me out to this wonderful South American restaurant, and there's this good band he knows, playing at this club on North Limestone, but, same thing, I don't think we'll have time to actually go to bed. Danny'll still get home around 11:30."
"Girl, you are playing with fire! You haven't actually fucked him yet, and didn't tell me about it, have you?"
"No, not yet, but I can feel it coming. I think about him all the fucking time, Gail, all the time. God, I hope that he turns out to be a dud in bed, so I can end this, but I can't get the thought out of my head that he's really, really good, and I know that I'm going to have to try it out at least once. I know, I know, it's so damned stupid, but what else can I do?"
I wished that I had an answer for her. Actually, I did have an answer for her: don't do it, lose his phone number, and never see him again, but somehow I couldn't tell her that. This was a mistake Cheryl was going to make, on her own, and there was nothing that I could say that was going to talk her out of it.
Trouble was, I was having the same thoughts about Bill. I don't know, maybe I wasn't in as deep as she was, but yeah, Bill was on my mind, and here I had until Saturday evening, sometime around 9:00 or later, when I could meet with Stan, and Richard be none the wiser.