My husband and I wait in an exam room for the doctor to see us. I pat my husband Tom on his hand. I can tell he is nervous. We have been trying to get pregnant for six months now with no success. For some reason Tom seems confident the problem is him. After 10 minutes or so the door opens and the doctor comes in.
"Hello, I'm Dr. Johnson, you must be Laura and Tom." He says.
"Hello doctor, it's nice to meet you." I say as he shakes my hand and then Tom's.
"So I understand you have been trying to get pregnant for six months now with no luck. The good news is you have come to the right place. I have the highest success rate for getting women pregnant of any doctor in the country. I'm an expert in both male and female reproduction. So please bear that in mind if any of the methods seem unusual." The doctor says with a reassuring smile.
"I would like to begin with a full exam of both of you. There are gowns behind you if you're bashful, but I find it more efficient to forgo them." Dr. Johnson says.
"Oh no, you're a doctor there is no reason to be bashful with you." I say starting to undress and motioning for Tom to do the same.
Once we are both naked the doctor does a cursory glance over Tom's body.
The doctor grabs Tom's testicles, and takes a measurement of Tom's penis. "Do you have any trouble getting an erection?" The doctor asks.
"No he gets hard very easily." I answer.
Turning to face me the doctor asks. "Do you have any trouble achieving an orgasm during sex?" The doctor asks me.
"Well, yes." I say honestly.
"Tom tends to cum very quickly, and well he is kind of small." I say feeling bad for Tom but knowing if the doctor is going to help he needs to know.
Dr. Johnson then checks my breasts for lumps.
He has me bend over and touch my toes, making me hold that position for several minutes while he examines my legs and back from behind me.