My wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday recently, and I told her a night alone in a hotel room playing doctor. We often play different fantasy act out games and of course she said "OK. What's going to happen?"
"Well," I replied, "I'm a young intern dermatologist who has just been invited to work in a women's clinic. I must familiarize myself with giving routine examinations and using the sophisticated equipment." Marie gave me a shy smile and said anytime I wanted to make an appointment was good for her.
When the night finally came I had planned everything out. We checked into the hotel, went to our room, and I assumed the professional demeanor of Dr. Albert.
"Welcome to the office Ms. Marie, I am Dr. Albert," I said to my wife. "Please take a seat and we'll go over your medical history and what is about to take place." We sat across from each other. Marie was completely at ease as this was next in a long line of games that we have played during our 23 year relationship. These games have included "Albert the lingerie salesman, Albert the masseuse, and Albert the sex toy researcher. "
"Ms. Marie," I began, "I see you have a long history with chronic dry skin problems. As a medical volunteer, you have accepted to become part of a learning program here at the clinic. Your role provides a great service to the medical community. This exam will be giving me much needed experience and we will also be trying out some new experimental equipment that could increase the diagnosis accuracy for many medical conditions."
"What is this new equipment, Dr.," she asked seriously, quickly picking up on the game. I had done my homework and replied that the apparatus was the latest in technology that greatly enhanced the quality of skin care. In addition, new tools would also be used during the session to dramatically reduce discomfort during female examinations. "Will there be any pain," she again asked with thoughtful but mischievous concern. "The new equipment is designed with the female anatomy in mind to minimize discomfort," I explained. "Indeed," I continued, "in beta testing and early clinical trials, the equipment and exam procedures have been described as most pleasurable experiences. And, we can conduct the entire session by candle light so there's no need to embarrassed about exposing your body."
"Well, that sounds too good to be true," Marie said. "When can we get started?"
"We can start in just a few minutes," I stated. "However, you must first know that my assistant nurse had to leave early today. I don't have anyone here right now who can sit in on the exam. If you would prefer we can schedule the exam for another time." Marie looked as though she was sincerely considering this situation before replying that she didn't see it as a concern. "I'm 44 years old and have been through many of these exams. I will be happy to assist a young doctor like yourself and maybe even help to increase the body of knowledge in the medical community."
When I heard this my immediate reaction was "What a women!"
"I can assure that there will be nothing inappropriate happening. Why don't you step into the dressing room then, and I'll prepare for the exam," I suggested. "If you'd like you can take a shower."
"Should I take off all of my clothes," Marie asked. "You may leave your panties on. We did not receive our shipment today of exam robes from the medical supply house so if you feel more comfortable just use a towel to cover yourself," I added.