By Lacy
My husband hates cunnilingus. He'll do it if I beg, but he just doesn't have a taste for it (sorry; I just had to toss in the pun). Even if I offered to suck his cock for twice the time he works on my clit, he just doesn't want to do it.
I used to press him about why he didn't like it. Once he complained, "You have a strong scent down there that I just can't handle." That's the wrong thing to tell any women. We didn't speak for a week, and I made things worse went I retorted, "I've had lots of guys tell me they loved the flavor of my pussy." Still, the make-up sex didn't include him going down on me.
I don't want this to sound as if he isn't a good husband or that our sex life is bad. He's a great guy and in most other ways a terrific lover. However, the one thing that really gets me off, is to have a tongue stoking my clitoris and stimulating the lips of my labia. There's something about another person's face being between my legs and feeling a flexible tongue flicking my sensitive equipment and a pair of lips giving me the most intimate of kisses that brings me the best orgasms.
I've talked to many other women about it (we bring it up more than most men would suspect), and we are all fans of the practice. Several have told me they really prefer it to intercourse. I've actually fantasized about being eaten when my husband, Palmer, is fucking me.
Just one more complaint before I get on with the rest of my story. If Palmer is reluctant to lick my puss before sex, he absolutely would never consider it after. "It's too messy down there," he'd grumble, even though he caused that mess and left me without completely getting off.
Post-coitus is the best time to get a woman off with a little tongue dance over the clit. I had a boyfriend back in college that loved eating after intercourse. Those are still some of the best O-faces I ever produced. Too bad Rich was such an asshole otherwise. Sometimes I think great lovers and decent guys are mutually exclusive.
Which brings me to how I solved my need for oral stimulation. About six years into my marriage, I decided, that if Palmer wasn't interested in rocking the little man in the boat, I'd find a man that was. I wouldn't care if he was a jerk or not. I just wanted someone with a vigorous tongue and capable lips.
Logistically, finding a place for my trysts wasn't all that hard. Palmer and I own several furnished rental apartments as a side business and there's always one or two unoccupied.
The challenging part was finding a partner. I work in an office and asking around would be about the same as standing on the desk in my cubicle and shouting over the wall, "Do any men here want to lick my pussy? I'll trade head for being eaten." Given the rumor mill going where I work, word I was looking for extracurricular sex would get out nearly as fast.
I'm somewhat ashamed to admit it, but I chose to resort to the Internet for my first contact. I knew I'd need to sort through lots of replies when I put the ad up that had the heading: "Woman Wants Oral" but I had no idea what I was in for. In the ad, I knew I'd have to offer a reciprocal blowjob to entice a pussy eater, but I made it emphatically clear oral was as far as things went.
Within an hour of posting my ad, I'd received over a hundred replies. The ones without pictures attached immediately went unopened into the trash bin. A few dozen had just pictures of cocks. Since I'd insisted on face shots, and most men have smart phones these days capable of taking selfies, those who couldn't abide by my simple request joined the others in the trash bin. If a woman is asking for pussy licking, wouldn't it make more sense to at least send a picture of the tongue?
I whittled it to three likely candidates who did send face shots and e-mailed back to them. I figured one of them would come across a normal and not be a scammer. To my surprise, all three seemed initially acceptable. Two admitted to being married; the other was single and in college. All three were enthusiastic adherents of oral sex in both directions, which presented a conundrum making a final choice. However, when I thought about it; I wasn't looking for love or a relationship, and they understood exactly what I wanted, why not try all three separately?
I arranged my first meeting with one of the married men. Michael and I met at a coffee shop that afternoon. He introduced himself and I shook his hand and replied, "Hi; I'm Lacy."
He seemed almost as nervous as I was, which made things easier. I was dressed casually in a pair of jeans and a plain red T-shirt. I have light brown hair that I'd tied back into a ponytail. I'll admit it, because if we did get down for oral, it made things less complicated not to have my hair getting in the way. I believe that may be why women invented the pony tail. (The next time you see a woman with her hair tied back, consider that she may be subliminally asking for oral sex).
We bantered with the usual talk of two people meeting for the first time, then Michael said, "Forgive me for being blunt, but why the interest in cunnilingus with a stranger? You're a very attractive woman; I'd think your husband would be begging to please you."
"Thank you for being open about it," I replied. I was relieved one of us had the guts to proceed to the reason we were here to the forefront. "My husband doesn't care for it and it's something I love. He's great on everything else, but I just can't get him to do it for me. "
He nodded his understanding. He was a nice-looking man, that I estimated to be about ten years older, but he was in decent shape and most importantly seemed normal. I tossed it back to him, "Why, besides being a male, are you looking to have just oral sex with a strange woman?" I nervously corrected my last question. "A woman who is a stranger. I'm not strange, you just don't know me."
Michael chuckled at my obvious jumpiness, and I joined him in the humor of the situation. I felt compatibility with him and decided he'd be acceptable.
"My wife, stopped being interested in sex, oral and otherwise, a few years ago. I still love her and we had children together, but I do like sex," he said. "I haven't done this before, which I'm sure you may find hard to believe, but when I saw your ad, I thought this wouldn't really be cheating."
I looked at his face. He appeared to be shooting straight with me. "Didn't we once have a President who got into big trouble thinking the same thing?" We both had a good laugh, then I gave him directions to the apartment two blocks away.
Ten minutes later we each pulled up outside apartment #348, and I unlocked the door. Palmer was more than happy to have me show the unit to a potential tenant, since he hated that part of the business. I thought as we walked inside, this was a perfect way to meet with future cunt lickers. Eventually, Palmer might wonder why it took so many viewings to rent the unit, but for now this would work nicely.
Michael moved closer and looked as if he was about to kiss me, but could tell from the look on my face, it wasn't desired. "Sorry, I'm used to starting off that way. It's fine if you want to just get down to business."
We walked to the master bedroom. My shoes and pants came off, and I stood before him in my panties and tee. I debated if I should remove the shirt and my bra. I hadn't planned out that much of the detail. I kept them on, but did give him a hug, just before I sat on the bed and removed my panties.
I'd shaved my puss that morning. It looked fresh and glistened from the rub of baby oil I'd applied earlier.