This is another true story that happened a couple years back. Let's say around 2010. There's no intercourse involved here, nor cheating of any kind. Just a sexy and kinky situation.
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My husband went to work in the morning as he usually does, and like I sometimes do, I gave him his morning blowjob. I feel that by doing that, he won't look at women at work. Well, maybe he'll look, but he'll know that I give him the best blowjob he'll ever get, and willingly.
Of course, this usually leaves me a lil horny, and this day was no different. What was different is that this time I was not going to pleasure myself to climax throughout the day. Instead, I was going to give my husband a great surprise. One that required a little bit of work but nothing too terrible.
I did my normal cleaning around the house and then at noon I went to the store and picked up a couple things. Some different types of lettuce, some boneless chicken breast, as well as two carrots, one cucumber, grape tomatoes, and other little salad fixins'.
I had to make sure the carrots weren't too long or the cucumbers weren't too big. I didn't wanna hurt myself. The grape tomatoes were the perfect size.
Once home I cut up the lettuce as it needed to be, wearing nothing more than a kitchen apron. If you've ever cooked in the nude, you may have eventually learned to wear some type of protection. With lettuce it's not as dangerous, though the knife could slip, but if you're gonna cook with something that can get hot, especially something that may splash, please wear an apron of some sort. I learnt this the hard way.
So on my body I have a full-size apron, covering me from above my breasts to halfway down my thigh. The only thing on my back is the neck strap and the two ties around my back holding the apron in place. My bare butt is all out there for anyone to enjoy, if they would be in the house that is, :). Maybe that's what people should wear on cooking shows. I guarantee men would tune in more often, if it's a hot babe on there of course.
I also cook up the chicken breast, and with me walking around the way I am, my butt jiggles a little with every step. To be honest, I don't have one of those buns of steel like a lot people say. My butt is big, and more than a handful, but is also soft. With each step I take my butt jiggles, not like jello, but more like some firm flan (it's a hispanic dessert). It's firmer than jello, depending on how u make it.
My husband loves to see me cook this way, but more often than not if he's watching me cook like this, we end up ordering takeout because I never get done cooking, lol.
By now it's 4pm, which gives me plenty of time. My husband normally gets out of work at 5pm, and if nothing goes wrong he'll be home latest 6pm. Sometimes he stops for a drink with the guys at a bar, but only for one or two and then takes off.
So I grab two carrots, one cucumber, and the container of grape tomatoes, and head to the basement, taking off the apron before I head down. I've also already cleaned and scrubbed the vegetables. Once in the basement I lie on the couch and grab the laptop, where I have some of my old files saved.
There's a couple amateur videos I made back when I was in college, that even though my husband has an idea I made them, thinks they all got lost a long time ago.
I pull up one of my favorite ones. It's a pretty long video, and I forward to one of my favorite scenes. There I am, young and pert with a tighter ass, under a guy who's pounding away at me. Remembering everything from back then gets me super wet, and I quickly grab the first carrot and slowly bring it to my slick pussy. I bring it to my entrance, and gently start inserting it, fighting the urge to fuck myself senseless with it. Once I've made sure it's full of my juices, I grab the next carrot and do the same with it, leaving it moist and full of my wetness.
I grab the cucumber next, and just as I'm bringing it to my pussy and it's grazed my lips, I hesitate, and put it back down, going instead for the grape tomatoes.
One by one I grab a tomato and insert it into me for a second, before taking it out and replacing it with another. I do this with maybe 12 tomatoes, putting them all back in the container, and pretty much 'contaminating' the rest also.
Hesitantly, I grab the cucumber once more. I wish I would have grabbed a smaller one, but I must still go forward. Slowly I bring it to my pussy lips. Teasing my clit and my labia with it, before pushing forward. I can feel the pressure as I envelop it with my lips, but feel resistance shortly after. For a second I'm scared, but know that I've taken bigger than it. It's different when someone forces it in, though, than when you do it to yourself.
If you've ever had to give yourself a shot, you probably know it's much better when someone else does it for you.
But it needs to be done. So I push forward some more, and inch it forward (I guess it's more like millimeter it forward). Realizing I don't have all the time in the world, and also looking at the scene on the screen where now I'm on top in the cowgirl position, my ass facing the camera, and me pounding myself against that young cock in there. There's just something about the way my ass looks as it smashes down against his legs and then bounces up, then comes smashing down again. It really gets me hot seeing that, and so I push in the cucumber halfway into my pussy, making me wince a little, but also making me feel great pleasure.
