We met Dean at our usual dive bar, only a week after her first adventure on her own. It was a chilly Saturday night, likely around 11 o'clock or so. Dessa and I had a table out on the patio to ourselves. None of our friends, or even the usual bar buddies were out that night. I'd gone to the bathroom and stopped at the bar to order us a couple more drinks, and to flirt a bit with my favorite bartender. As I returned, I saw this tall, somewhat preppy-looking guy sitting in my chair, across from Dessa. I thought it odd since my pea coat was laid over the back of the seat, and they both were just sitting there scrolling through their phones and smoking in silence. Maybe another of her old friends I hadn't met yet?
"Oh, hey. You aren't going to beat me up, are you?" He started to get up as I set our drinks to the table.
"What? I don't know. Should I?"
"I just asked her for a light is all."
"Nah, relax. I'll take my coat though. I'm Evan," motioning for him to sit and extended my hand.
"Dean. Good to meet you. Your girlfriend's a nice person. I needed a light and she didn't mind me sitting with her since I don't know anyone here tonight."
"Yeah. Yeah, I guess she is."
I looked to Dessa and gave a teasing grin, as the band came back from their break and played a few more tired, classic rock songs. He hung out there with us the rest of the night, making jokes, taking turns buying drinks, telling amusing stories of respective yesteryears. Not a bad guy at all for a car salesman, entertaining at least, and I could tell Dessa was somewhat interested. She wasn't flirtatious or suggestive, but she made sure the conversation kept going which told me she didn't want him to leave. At one point, after Dessa said how she would be looking for a new vehicle, he said to come down sometime, that he could help her out and mentioned how boring the car lot can get when no customers are there, that we should just come test drive some of the luxury cars just for the hell of it. He said 'we' but I really got the impression he meant her. It amused me. And I was getting drunk and felt like amusing myself more. Later, as I slid my coat on and said we should get going, being nearly 2am. I reached under the table and held Dessa's hand a moment, but began to guide her hand to his leg. Thinking, either she would be willing and go ahead at my prompting, or be shocked and pull away both made me laugh. She did pull away, twice, as I tried once more before I released her hand and then shook his hand as we got up to leave.
Once in the truck and heading home, I just laughed at my prank.
"Uhh, yeah, funny guy. What was that about?"
"Exactly that. I thought it'd be funny... seeing his reaction if you did it...with me right there in front of him. Your reaction was pretty funny though."
"Well? I wasn't sure what you were doing, or what you wanted me to do."
"Nothing you hadn't already thought of, I'm sure. I could tell you liked him. You enjoyed some tall, handsome guy sitting down with you. Not sure how I felt about him waiting for me to leave, though. I mean, it was pretty obvious with my coat right there."
"Yeah. I thought that was pretty bold, or that he was just oblivious. But, yeah. I do have a thing for tall, skinny guys."
That was something that always confused me. I'm average height and stocky.
"Well, what all was said before I got back? How did that all even happen?"
"Like he said, he asked for a light and then just sat down."
"Right, but was he hitting on you?"
"No. I told him to be careful of your coat and he asked if you were going to kick his ass for talking to me."
"That's it?"
"Pretty much."
It was quiet for a moment. I thought on it all, really thinking he had to have had some line or come-on other than 'got a light?'. I really wished I could have watched her initial interactions...I do so enjoy watching her flirt.
"I should totally go for a test drive someday," she said out of the blue.
"Yeah? Maybe you should. Do you think he'd go for it if you...reached over and ran your hand up..." I touched her leg and up to her pussy, mimicking what I assumed she would do.
"Mmm. Oh yeah, he totally would," she moaned slightly then laughed.
I chuckled and slid my hand back down her thigh.
"I bet he would. He definitely seems the type to try to 'get one up' on a guy and bang his girl. Pretty sure that's why he sat in my seat instead of one of the other chairs. Kind of a macho, alpha thing."
"Maybe."
I may have deflated the mood for a bit, but we fucked like dirty rabbits once we got home. And I taunted her with imagery of the two of us ravaging her, trying to outdo the other.
A few weeks later, she found herself with the rest of the day free after her morning meeting and Dean had been in her thoughts often since that night. As soon as she was home, she stripped down and drew a bath. Naughty thoughts and her vibrating egg kept her company as she soaked.
**Hello, Love. I'm home and enjoying a bath and an afternoon off. How's your day?**
**Eh. I'm tiling a tiny shower. You know how much I love both. Lucky you, though**
**Aww. I was hoping you had an early day.**
**Me too. But, it looks to be a long day.**
She mulled it over for several minutes, wondering if she should even mention her dirty thoughts, if she should ask, if he would be mad or jealous.
**So...my car is making that clunking noise again.**