Many thanks to Dennis for editing this story
I'm Dan Nilsson, married to Isabell and living in a Scandinavian town with our two kids, who were out playing with their friends when my wife asked me to sit down at the kitchen table and listen to some important news. I'll never forget what happened that damn Thursday evening in our kitchen when the shit hit the fan.
Isabell said, "I know that you've been cheating during your trip to that Speedway GP Race at Vojens in Denmark that is why a divorce might be on our agenda. But because I still love you, I will give you a second chance so you can regret your wrongdoing. To be forgiven you have to accept my terms, which are: I demand to have a total freedom during eight nights out, four Wednesday nights and four Friday nights beginning at tomorrow night."
She continued, "I don't know yet what I shall do during all those evenings or nights. Maybe stay at home and not do anything at all during some of them, maybe only going to see a movie or have a beer at a pub together with a friend at some evening or maybe have a date with some nice guy. I don't tell you anything and you are not allowed to ask anything about what I've done, or do it with whom or where I do it. If you confess your cheating, I'll be a good wife and skip all free Wednesday nights out as an extra bonus for you. But if you deny to accept my conditions, the divorce will be filed tomorrow."
Now she held up a brown C4 sized envelope and said, "Here is the divorce papers. Please tell me your choice. Marriage or divorce, what do you want?"
I was totally surprised and asked, "What's going on here? Is it a silly joke or some kind of candid camera? Not funny at all."
She looked at me without any smile and replied, "No, I've never been more serious than now. You have to face the consequences of your cheating. Accept my conditions or I'll file for divorce. No other alternatives will be available."
I shouted, "What the hell is this? Have you got totally mad? You ought to know that I have never lied to you or never cheated you."
" I have evidence and please tell me now if you want remain married to me?"
I shouted again, "Show me your damn evidence, right now if you can but you can't because I have never cheated you."
Now she looked a bit worried and said, "I don't have any pictures but there are witness."
"Let's go and see your witness. I demand to see him or her right now."
"Can't do that because I have promised to protect them from your wrath."