Dear Hubby,
I hope you're sitting down right now because you might find this letter a little upsetting. I'm sorry but I just can't keep this a secret any longer. I'm writing this from the airport terminal as I wait for my transfer flight. This isn't really a business trip and I'm certainly not with Lauren. In fact, if you call the office right now, you'll hear Lauren answer at my desk. I'm actually on my way to Cancun with Tom!
I just became a member of the Mile High Club or at least I think I did. Does sucking Tom's dick off inside the restroom of the plane, count? Please don't get mad Hunny. I just can't control myself around him. Heidi from across the street introduced us four months ago. Heidi had told me about how you like to give her foot massages while she is sunbathing. Knowing your affinity for women's feet, I became very upset but she made it up to me. She introduced me to Tom, a senior at her university.
Yeah I know we're 35 and Tom's only 22 but he's really hot, Hun. Remember we stopped by Heidi's barbeque, three months ago? Remember the six foot four stud with the cowboy hat and no shirt? Wasn't he hot? Well, while you were chatting with Heidi, I told you I was going upstairs to take a shower (after the water volleyball game). I actually got fucked doggie-style on top of the pile of clothes that were left on Heidi's bed. It was so hot! We didn't even lock the door. I was hoping someone might walk in on us but no one did. Plus, Heidi agreed to sit and talk to you while dangling her high heel slipper from her toes. Ha ha ha! I'm sorry Hun but it was just so funny how I was fucking that giant stud while you downstairs, trying not to stare at a 19 year old girl's feet.