"Her," I said pointing to a blonde waitress who was bending across a table to deliver some drinks to a group of guys. The bend was deliberate; a calculated move to increase her income for the night. She could just as easily passed the drinks over. She is wearing a pair of very short cut offs, Daisy Dukes, and as she leans forward the hint of white lace peeks up from the back of her shorts, while the bottom globes of her round ass are visibly bare below the cut denim. On top she is wearing a tight white lacy tank that I am hoping is low cut.
My husband looks in the direction of my pointing finger. His gaze lingers up and down her legs and settles happily on her ass. My husband is an ass man through and through. I shove his arm, and he finally pulls his gaze away and looks at me with amusement in his eyes.
"I thought this was just a regular date night." He teased.
It's true that we had agreed to some together time. I had nothing planned for the night other than a few drinks, some good music, and hot sex, but technically this new plan wouldn't take us very far off track. He was waiting for my reaction, so I try to play it cool.
"Yes. Regular date night. I was just admiring her serving skills."
With that I raise my hand toward her to signal my need. Thankfully she notices and hurries over to our table. Even more thankfully, her top really is low cut... very low cut, with breasts as round as her ass. I couldn't hide my delight. I even let out a giggle, but luckily my husband didn't notice. He wasn't paying one fucking ounce of attention to me right then with her tits so close. My plan is working.
"Can I please have a glass of the house white?" I ask.
It was a bland order. I want to be bland right now. She looks at me appraisingly and decides that I'm definitely old enough to not bother asking for ID. Fuck you.
As she turns to take his order, a wide smile breaks out across her face. She recovers and tries to mask it, but it's one that I'm used to seeing on the faces of girls like her. She glances to the space in between us looking for.. what? Signs that we're together? Touch points of intimate contact? There are none. There very deliberately are none, but I am still close enough to assume we are a couple.
My husband decides that it's time to break the silence that has developed. "I'll take a scotch on the rocks." He says clearly. He smiles at her a little patronizingly and she blushes.
Now I know I've won. Only I know that he prefers the smoothness of rum to the power of scotch. He usually orders this drink as a power play; with me he doesn't need to play, and he already holds all of the power.