Introduction
The Photographer and His Wife Chat about Their New Image Series
Madeline is...um...excited? to do this series. As she pointed out (as a negative!), she's already...um...exposed on my blog.
"I wasn't talking about being exposed, Honey. I was talking about you putting up my whole..."
I don't have a camera, so you don't get to see the look on Madeline's face. I'm not allowed to say it's amusing. It's...
"It's a reflection of the fact that I'm humiliated by going insane with NoΓ«mie and that was on your blog for all of your pervert followers to see."
Kettle, black.
She sighs. "Yes. I'm a pervert and now you've talked me into not just doing these photos for you, but letting you put it up on this fucking blog. And, no, before you say something, I'm not backing out of my promise. I just..." She points to her face with an expression full of emotions.
"this."
We're going to be AI pioneers in this space, Sweetie!
"I'm not sure DemonDreams is even AI. Didn't Ryan invest in it, and didn't she say something--"
We swore not to say anything. And I don't want to mess around on that promise. So, tell me about this dark fantasy of yours, Sweetie...
For readers unfamiliar with Madeline and her exploits, this series makes reference to her recent time/space travels to an exoplanet, where she acquired advanced technology of almost magical powers. Technology that any government would do far worse than kill for. Ryan Palmer, family friend/occasional studio model, also had to summon her father, Beelzebub (aka, Bub) to get them out of a jam. We all live on the largess of Ryan's demonic currency arbitrage talents. This is not a tale intended for people immune to goofy elements in their erotica.
Chapter 1
Ms. Magdalena Gaviria Bautista,
Whoever sent me the Signal message knew how to get my attention. I changed my name when I moved to the U.S., even before I got married. You know that, but I don't think more than two other people outside of my family do, and you know how often I speak to them. Not to mention I didn't think anybody but your and Ryan had my Signal address.
Some mistakes can be forgiven. Others need to be redeemed through action and sacrifice. This involves a matter that must be redeemed.
While this person has my attention, I have to wonder about their sense of drama. As I read, I kept waiting for the pitch for me to accept Jesus as my salvation. You know how I feel about that. As I move to delete the message, I accidentally scroll enough to see a photo of me. One of the ones where you're trying out that new light and I'm wearing the big straw hat you hated. Not one you ever published on your blog. One you took last night. I don't even think you've moved that batch into Lightroom yet. I look around, wondering what kind of absurd, not funny joke you're playing on me. You aren't here. I read on.
You and your husband should not have tried to steal from us, and certainly not millions in crypto.
Steal crypto? If it weren't for Ryan's crypto-currency trades, we'd barely have enough to cover our mortgage, let alone travel the world for your hardly-profitable blog, but Ryan doesn't need to steal from anyone. She's got a demonic intuition for currency arbitrage! I laugh, realizing I've fallen for some kind of phishing email. But my laugh doesn't last--this person, people, whatever, know my birth name. They have a photo of me you never published or even put in a cloud backup. Could Ryan have fucked around with some kind of criminal organization?
You're a forensic statistician by education, so undoubtably after you read this, you'll look through your accounts, contact Ms. Palmer, etc. You have two hours to investigate and reply before our associates take action. At that point, your only chance at redemption will be the extended and excruciating sacrifice of your, your husband's and Ms. Palmer's lives. Should you be curious about what such a sacrifice involve, I suggest you Google "Cartel tortures."
My personal recommendation to you, as somebody who appreciates your beauty and intelligence, is that you don't reveal any of this to anyone, including your husband. Ask yourself about the photos I've attached and how thoroughly compromised every system in your home and digital life must be fore you to be getting this message. Don't think about running off to the house in Las Palmas, either.
I put my phone face down on the table next to me and get a glass of ice water, hoping to calm down. This has to be a joke. I call your name again. This can't be real. You and Ryan wouldn't fuck with the Cartels, or any criminal organization. Neither of you would steal from them. This fraud. That's it. Like in the
New York Times
article recently. Except they have that photo. I scroll some more. There's more photos. Some from your blog, but others--oh, God! some of ones that were far too explicit for you to publish. There's one I made you delete. And more from last night's photos.
I pick up my phone and go into the bathroom, like I'm reading one of the emails from my mother where she tells me I'm going to Hell and you're taking me there. Except message is threatening to take me to a Hell that actually exists.
Once you accept this is real--and certainly within two hours, because there won't be any time after that for anything other than pleading for mercy we will not have--you are to get dressed. Wear the body chains from the attached photos, the tall leather boots, leather gloves and a pair of panties--lacy and barely there. On top, wear the leather coat. Wear your normal jewelry. Other than that, don't wear a single thing, not even a Band-aid. Put your wedding band over the gloves.
Then call the number below. A car will arrive for you within 15 minutes. You can redeem your debt tonight. Assuming you comply, you will arrive home before this time tomorrow, if you desire, and your debt will be forgiven.
Consider yourself blessed, Madeleine. Nobody who has stolen so much has ever been offered such generous terms for redemption.
The person who messaged me is correct. The urgency somehow pushes my panic aside as I examine everything I can with this message, trying to find some evidence that it's a weird scam or a prank. But I don't call you or Ryan. No matter how insane and impossible this situation is, deep in my gut, I know this is real. I went to a fucking exoplanet with your goddamned time transmographier. If
that