My friend Danny was one of the highest-sexed individuals I have ever met. He talked about sex constantly and, as we learned, it wasn't just talk. He went out with a girl named Tamara for a while, who was good friends with my girlfriend Rhonda. Tamara actually broke up with Danny because all he wanted to do was fuck.
"Why complain?" Rhonda asked her.
"No," Tamara said. "You don't understand. Once a night I could have maybe handled, but even that wasn't enough for Danny. Ten minutes later he'd want to do it again. It was fun at first, but eventually I just had to say no if wanted to get any sleep. Then I'd wake up in the middle of the night and Danny would be on top of me, humping away."
"And no matter how many times we did it," Tamara went on. "He'd still jack off four times a day. It was unbelievable. He'd jack off in the shower, he'd jack off in the living room if he saw anything on TV that turned him on. The guy even whacked off in his sleep."
Of course, to hear Danny tell the story, he had dumped Tamara because she was frigid.
It was one of Danny's biggest complaints about life; that he couldn't find a girl with a sex drive anywhere as big as his. That is, until he met Michelle.
They met at a nursing home where they both worked, and there were fireworks from the very start.
"I'm in heaven, dude," Danny said to me after they'd been seeing each other for a few weeks. He then described in detail, as only Danny can, all the particulars of his wonderful new sex life.
"She has the biggest titties I have ever seen," Danny raved. "They're huge."
"I fuck her in her ass as much as I do in her pussy," he said later, shaking his head in disbelief at his own good fortune. "She likes it!"
Then, something I never thought I would hear him say: "Sometimes I have to tell her no, dude. I've gotta sleep sometime."
Needless to say, Rhonda and I both wanted to meet this woman. We invited them both over several times, for dinner or just for drinks, but Danny would always call at the last minute and back out.
"I'm sorry," he explained later. "Michelle doesn't like going out very much. Usually we just stay home and fuck."
After a while, we gave up on it, half-wondering if Danny was exaggerating about (or even completely fabricating) his nympho girlfriend.
Then, one Sunday evening several weeks later, Rhonda and I were coming home from a movie. We saw Danny's truck parked in the lot by our apartment, but there didn't appear to be anyone inside. It wasn't until we got closer that we noticed that the truck was rocking in a most suspicious fashion. Rhonda tugged my sleeve and pointed to the rear-view mirror, from which swung the largest bra I had ever seen in my life.
Cautiously, I knocked on the side door. From inside the cab, we heard giggling and scrambling. Danny's head popped up into view, and then came Michelle's. Both of them grinned sheepishly out at us and we turned our backs for a minute to let them pull their clothes back into shape.
Danny hopped out of the truck, laughing, and Michelle soon followed after. I was a little surprised at how big she was. I wouldn't call her fat, but she was definitely large. She had wide hips and, I saw, Danny had not been exaggerating about her breasts. They were massive, especially impressive now as they moved freely beneath her sweater. Her bra was still hanging from the mirror. She had a very pretty face, though; light brown hair and a pleasant smile that made us smile back at her.
"Sorry," Danny laughed. "We saw you weren't home so we decided to wait. Then we got bored and . . ."
They exchanged a naughty look.
"Anyway, this is Michelle," Danny said. "Michelle, this is Rhonda and Christian."
The formalities were exchanged all around, and then Danny pulled two bottles of red wine out of his truck. We went upstairs and had them uncorked as soon as we were in the door. We quickly learned that Michelle's personality was as pleasant as her smile. She was open and friendly, with a good sense of humor.
It was very comfortable, Danny and I sitting together on the loveseat, the two women kneeling on the floor across the coffee table from us. There was none of the usual awkwardness you get when you first meet someone. Michelle had the ability to seem like an old friend almost right away. Of course, the wine helped. After the second bottle was uncorked, she talked exclusively about sex.
Rhonda can talk nasty with the best of them, so the two women entered into a very intimate discussion about blow-jobs.
"I'm a swallower," Michelle announced cheerfully. "How about you?"
"Mmm, yeah," Rhonda said. "Although, Christian actually likes it better when I snowball him."
"What's that?"
"That's when he comes in my mouth, then I kiss him and give it back."
I winced, actually blushing. I wished that alcohol didn't make Rhonda quite so loose with my little sex secrets.
"Oh," Michelle nodded. "Danny likes that, too, only we call it 'feedback.'"
Danny and I exchanged red-faced looks, shrugged, and I poured us each out another generous glass of wine.
"Hey," Michelle said. "You guys got any porn?"