Watching women learn how to pole dance isn’t nearly as much fun as watching them do it for real in a strip club. Still, there was my wife Lynn and two of her friends learning the moves in a stripping class raised my heartbeat. It was especially voyeuristic to be watching the class on hidden monitors set up to give paying customers a cheap thrill. The moves were what you’d expect. How to go up the pole. How to come down both feet first and head first. How to twirl. How to work it baby! Most importantly, all of the girls learned how not to get friction burns while taking turns on the practice pole. The five other guys watching the closed circuit tv’s each gave their own poles a workout while the women finished their class.
For me, listening to the instructor in the last five minutes of class were the most enlightening.
“Girls, get dressed and gather around. That wraps up the basic series on strip dancing. For those of you who are here to excite your husbands and boyfriends, you’ve got the basics. It’s up to you to decide how you’re going to use your new skills at home. You can attend the next five classes if you like, but the advanced session is really for those who want to become professionals.”
That surprised me, because my wife Lynn told me her dance class was an eight week commitment. I guess she planned on learning everything.
“Tonight’s the first gut check to see if you have what it takes to do this for real. Be at Little Darlings at 8 o’clock and make sure you bring your cards.” With that, all of the women headed outside. My wife walking out with her friends Deb and Sandra.
Now, I’ve got to wonder where this is going. Is my wife really going to dance for real at a strip club? Little Darlings is an all nude Vegas nightclub, not just a topless joint.
Earlier this morning, Lynn told me she would be out all day, so I knew she wouldn’t be going back home. Watching from a discreet distance, I saw Sandra and Deb get into Sandra’s car while Lynn got into her own car. I figured the girls would be going back to Sandra’s house, so I waited for them to leave before getting into my own car.